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Dwalin didn't intend on making a rival when he rolled into town, but he did.
Nori didn't intend on fooling Dwalin, but it still happened.
Now, what to do when they realize it?
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Marriage of Necessity by Agent_Snark
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
07 Jun 2019
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In a desperate attempt to make sure someone he trusts rules over Erebor, Thorin marries Bilbo on what will probably be his deathbed, as well as that of his heirs. When all three Durins survive, Thorin's marriage to Bilbo comes under scrutiny. Not everyone is happy with it.
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- Part 3 of Marriages of Erebor
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The thief who stole her heart by OlailaB
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Apr 2019
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Dwarves had had strange traditions and rituals. Not strange to them you see but to elves and men there indeed considered strange. Coming of age ceremonies for females were different per race, but Dwarves had couplings.
Leonora meets her One in strange circumstances, strange to that of men and elf, but to Dwarves?
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The Diplomat (Working Title) by A_Very_Desperate_Reader_Named_Manah
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
03 Apr 2019
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Billa Baggins had taken after her mother in more ways than one, though her perchance for adventure had certainly made her and outsider within the Shire. Dubbed Mad Baggins by the greater population of the Shire the 36-year-old Hobbit-lass was more than happy when Gandalf the Grey came a' knocking to spirit her away on a quest to take back the Home of Durin’s Folk from the Dragon Smaug. Through trials and tribulations, the Quest ended with Erebor retaken and Thorin Oakenshield Crowned King. As the rebuilding starts Billa is swept up in political intrigue and Assassination Attempts all while trying to keep her feelings for the younger prince a secret. Though when the subject of an arranged marriage crops up and Kíli comes running to her to fix it, what is a Hobbit-lass to do? Propose of course.
Story starts from the beginning of the Quest for Eerebor, and continues on after the Battle of Five Armies.
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“For things are made to endure in the Shire, passing from one generation to the next.” – Fellowship of the Ring
Hobbits are not what the others races believe. Crafted by the Valar and blessed with inherited magics called knacks, Hobbits have been ensuring the peace between the Free Peoples for a long time. No one else knows and Hobbits are content to keep it that way. However, years ago Shire life was disrupted by the marriage of Gerontius Took to Adamanta Chubb, originally known as the dragon Arradeth. Years later Bilbo Baggins is paying the price of being an odd hobbit, having inherited both Took and Baggins knacks along with his grandmother’s blood, and is the only one of her line to also have a dragon form. Now Gandalf the Grey is once again in need of a hobbit for an adventure and Bilbo must decide. Should he accompany the wizard and his group, face a dragon, and risk revealing Shire and family secrets? Or does he abandon his people’s sacred purpose and allow a stubborn king to send part of Middle Earth into war? Not to mention that if Bilbo does go he risks not only his life, but losing his dragon Heart to a band of suicidal dwarves. Either way, the choice of Bilbo Baggins may rule the fate of all Middle Earth.Series
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Because of course her idiot brothers would go on that quest. And of course they would send her away to keep her safe. That worked out brilliantly didn't it, because now she's on a mountain watching as an army of orcs begin the process of potentially taking everyone she loves away from her. Not if Lori has anything to say about it. It isn't just her brothers in that mountain, the loves of her life are in there too.
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Not My Area Of Expertise by Blistering_Typhoons for FandomCookie
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
18 Oct 2018
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Thorin Oakenshield is a single Uncle/Father to his nephews Fili and Kili after the untimely death of their parents. One Halloween the boys have had enough and decide to drag Thorin outside.
That would be all well, if it weren't for the fact that he would get stuck in a bloody maze with Bilbo Baggins of all people.
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Mizimith by HopeYouAlwaysStay
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 Sep 2018
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The fauntling was so small when Nori looked down at him, wide watery eyes and a poof of curly hair. He had been asked a favor, though, and by someone he owed a life debt to. He could no longer repay Belladonna, for she was long gone, but he could look after her son.
(Also known as Nori tries to adopt Bilbo and unwittingly gets his brothers involved, leading to Bilbo being inducted into the 'Ri Clan. This all amounts to Thorin getting more of a burglar than he expected.)
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None of Thorin's companions will ever forget where they were when Smaug attacked.
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The Three Women Of Durin by MANG0
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, middle earth - Fandom, The Hobbit RPF, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Aug 2018
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Three girls: Rosie, Frankie and Cece find themselves rolling off the side of a road and crashing in a thicket of trees. It's a tumble downhill, full of bumps, bruises but thankfully, no broken bones. Waking up from the crash, they find themselves somewhere magical, mysterious and that was certainly not home. Discovered by a strange-looking man, he leads them back to the main road...of Middle Earth.
They are in the story of The Hobbit, trapped and unsure of how to get back. They are then faced with the fact that they will not be going home any time soon, so will they help the dwarves reclaim theirs?
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Remember Tomorrow by Aille
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
11 Aug 2018
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When given the chance to go back and repair the damage that had been done, what choice did he really have? But at least she could have told him he'd be starting over at the very beginning. What happens when the one that no one trusts and the one no one knows are the only ones who have any idea of what is going on.
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After the Battle of Five Armies Thorin and Company have a new task: rebuilding their reclaimed home. Suddenly Bilbo finds himself up to his ears in responsibility and he surprises himself with how well he can navigate negotiations with elf dignitaries, farmers in Dale, and a dwarf king who has patience for neither.
But as Spring approaches a caravan from the Blue mountains brings something everyone had nearly forgotten: the dwarf woman Thorin promised his hand to many years ago.
Which is fine. It's all fine. It wasn't like Bilbo was falling in love with the king or anything.
That would be tragic.
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Happy Thoughts by katajainen
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 May 2018
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In which Nori's Patronus takes an interesting shape, and Dwalin can't cast one at all.
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- Part 2 of Nwalin Week 2018
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Blue Skies Smiling At Me by author_in_training99
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
09 May 2018
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Dwarves hear the voice of their soulmate in their Heartsong. Hobbits are colorblind until they touch their soulmate.
You would think that with all these handy hints, Thorin and Bilbo would come to their senses sooner.
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Falling Leaves by northpeach, wolfsrainrules
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
27 Mar 2018
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Leafs tumble from the tree tops. Some are caught in the wind and brought far off places. Others land upon the earth and become brown and dead. A series of Hobbit oneshots for the ideas that refuse to die. (refer to each chapter for warnings and summaries! All my dwarven words are from the wonderful Dwarrow Scholar, blessings upon him. These ARE Adoptable so long as we are informed and credited of course. WE WANT TO READ THEM)
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- Part 1 of Falling Leaves
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Not About That Heroic Life by bulelo
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Mar 2018
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In which two cynical old people get a second go at this thing called life and try to save a bunch of dwarves from incineration, pissing people off, and themselves. Probably should've stayed dead. [cursed!OC, reincarnated!Bilbo, canon divergence, multipairing, fix-BOTFA]
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Fiendfyre by northpeach, wolfsrainrules
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Hobbit - All Media Types
17 Feb 2018
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Ianthe Potter, General of the Defense Association, could not have counted on the title Mistress of Death to mean anything at all. She hadn’t even been aware of it. That doesn’t stop the Veil from rising up to answer the call of its Mistress. In the process of fulfilling her command, it pulls her into another world.
Along a few tagalongs.
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Foreign Peace by Yuilhan
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Oct 2017
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Eighteen year-old, Erin Walsh is going on an adventure. One that will cost her two years of her life, an unfortunate moniker, and that will leave her more confused about Dwarves than she could ever imagine…
Prompt fill for ImagineXHobbit on Tumblr.
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Naragfahnzunshûn by raiyana
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
03 Oct 2017
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Some might question the friendship – hidden as it was – between Nori and Dwalin, but it had been going strong for nigh a century amid rooftop chases and bar brawls. Each had plenty of stories about daring raids and near-escapes, about plots averted and lives saved... but this is not one of those stories.
This is the story of how it began, in a dingy building in Thorinuldûm, on a dark and rainy evening, when Dwalin should have been safe and sound at home, enjoying his hot supper...
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- Part 33 of The Dwelf series
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Down the Road and Back Again by seashadows
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
05 Sep 2017
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When someone takes and sells a shirtless photo of King Thorin II of Erebor without his knowledge or consent, advertisers grab the opportunity and run with it. So does the Internet, and now Erebor's firewall is under siege with everything from marriage proposals to the unprintable. Being a Dwarven king in the age of technology is already a job and a half, and Thorin needs help if he's going to keep from going completely mad.
Enter Bilbo Baggins, Esquire, belligerent barrister of the Shire. He's small, he's furious, and he's here to help.
(At least that's what Thorin hopes.)
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- Part 1 of Down the Road and Back Again