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    “Oh,” Harry frowns, waving him off. “No, I could never. I respect myself too much to sing for a living.”

     

     

    It feels like a slap across the face, but Louis does his best not to stiffen, blinking once and then frowning. “What?”

     

    “Those people are always so miserable, you know?” Harry says, hopping down off his stool and straightening his sweater. “There’s so much pressure on them, and they have to work so hard to keep up appearances, I can’t even imagine how difficult that is. I can’t even stand to listen to pop music today, let alone watch TV or read the magazines. It makes me so sad, thinking that those people, you know, the ones who actually went into it with heart, they only ever just wanted to make music and instead they got turned into things on leashes being paraded around to make money for other people,” he says. “Anyway, you can have the stool.”

     

    Or, Louis's famous, Harry has no idea who he is, and they get snowed in together at a ski lodge in Vermont.

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    Four weird old disaster bastards humblebrag about things they probably shouldn't. Based on the Monty Python 'Four Yorkshiremen' sketch.

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    "Good morning ladies and gentlemen, my name is Katsura Kotaro and this fine day I am here to let people know about my one and only true passion."

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    All in text form.
    It all starts when Kihyun chokes out a dude at a bar. There's a lot of other dudes after that, and also police stations, life discoveries, existential crisis and of course, amidst other shenanigans, the love story of the century.

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    Dick has arrived at his sister's flat in need of an urgent recommendation.

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    "Mai nessuno che se la prendesse col vero colpevole dei video bloccati e impossibili da essere visualizzati: quel divoratore di secondi insaziabile che era il flagello di ciascun Addetto Grigio sotto stress, il malvagio, demoniaco, irrazionale, perfido e crudele… Addetto Rosso, o sbarra rossa, come la chiamavano gli esterni. Colui che si prendeva la gloria dell’effettivo dispiegarsi del video, l’onore di “farlo visualizzare”, quando in realtà il duro lavoro lo facevano gli altri."

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    Jason writes a children's book about an orphaned moose named Moose Plain.

    He reads it aloud to his family.

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    You get thrown into spooky high after moving with your parents. You meet a vast amount of people with a personality unique to their own. You stumble a long and unbeknownst to you, everyone wants the highway to your heart but ha, fuck if you know who'd you want much less noticing who's vying for your attention.

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    After finding his now-ex-girlfriend Bazine in bed with another man, Ben Solo, a thirty-year-old Alpha on the edge of an emotional crisis, is in search of a new house.

    He ends up living with three of the weirdest women he has ever met.

    Rose and Phasma seem like responsible, functioning adults most of the time, but their Omega friend Rey, well, she's a whole other story.

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    They've known each other since they were kids, yet somehow they keep getting more immature.

    The life and times of 5 friends and their shenanigans.

    (ft. skype group chats, inner monologuing, and completely ridiculous situations)

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    10/?
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    Pete “Frank Castle” Castiglione had an adopted son with a lightning scar. Everything was happy go lucky in their lives until the boy was kidnapped by a giant.

    Still everything ended alright in the end.

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    Written for @writeblrss March 2019 Seuss Prompts
    4. Nonsense

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    Tweet from @lesliedeanofficial
    Happy birthday, @minoru ! I hope you’re having a blessed day.

    Reply from @minoru
    I am now. Thank you, darling!

    Reply from @archivelesliedean
    lesbihonest...

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    Brian has a date with Roger. Roger wants to go rollerskating. Brian has never been rollerskating before.

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    Collection of oneshots (some are related) of my favorite iKON pairings in College AU.

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    “My name is none of your fucking business and I don’t know why the hell I am here."

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    Stories based on songs. Will be fluffy, angsty, crazy, weird, and almost always AU. Rating may change as more are added.

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    This is just me shoving my shit on Izuku tbh. Ignore this, it's not my proudest. Maybe I'll comeback to it and fix it.

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    For obvious reasons, I picked up a tiny Loki action figure from Thor a couple years ago; in January 2014, I came across a tiny Thor to keep him company. I immediately took a couple stupid pictures of them and then I just...kept doing that, with increasingly elaborate captions and situations, because I really enjoy my stupid pictures and other people have been enjoying them too. I picked up a couple more Lokis and some other MCU action figures too, and sometimes completely unrelated action figures join in (I add tags as they become relevant). The first 60ish chapters are reposts of existing pictures; now that I've got all of those up, I'm just updating when I actually post new photos. Suggestions/ideas are always welcome!

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    So, I started doing these 100 word Drabble Challenges, inspired by @In_Dreams for her Sweet Sixteen!

    This is just where I'm going to post them outside of Tumblr.

    If you want to play along, head over there and follow me at LadyKenz347. They are hella fun.

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