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    After a decade out of his job, the retired Frenchman is called again by no less than the Minister of Defense himself. There is a case to solve, that only Lucien can deal with. So he puts on his suit and tie again and flies to Australia where his target is.
    He does a good job on his own, until a certain wild kangaroo barges into his mission, and his life.
    (Not a sequel to Solitude!)
    (Updates every couple of days)

    Language:
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    114,538
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1292
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    THIS IS SIX BOOKS IN ONE.

    In an A/B/O universe where there are two genders (male/female) and three designations, life could be better for an om. Federal and state laws are restrictive, making life for an unmated omega all but impossible to navigate.

    Sam Campbell and Dean Winchester meet when Dean is enrolled with his younger brother, Adam, in a boarding school that trains alphas to be hunters. Adam and Dean's father, John, is a transient hunter while Sam's grandfather is a powerful official with the Federal Department of Hunters, but despite their differences the three young boys become friends. When Dean presents unexpectedly as an omega and is expelled, his friendship with Sam is fundamentally changed. Dean goes on to be a hunter and Sam goes off to college, returning to the life after a few years.

    Now all grown up and active hunters themselves, Sam and Dean hate each other. Or do they...? One night, a hotel room, and a Lord of the Rings drinking game are about to change everything.

    This is rarely domestic or fluffy. Please read the tags.

    tldr: My love letter to Sam and Dean, complete with the happy ending the show will never give them.

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    Chapters:
    260/267
    Comments:
    6132
    Kudos:
    1489
    Bookmarks:
    180
    Hits:
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    After the Jimmy incident, and a harrowing attempt at conversion therapy, Thomas finds himself in a most unusual community. In which Thomas:
    • Participates in an Edwardian Queer Studies seminar
    • Goes camping
    • Takes up journalism
    • And most importantly, makes friends.

    Thanks as always to Beboots for beta, cheerleading, and general awesomeness!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,006
    Chapters:
    3/9
    Comments:
    133
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    711
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    After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

    [A repost of the Original(tm) Akatsuki-Turns-Into-Kittens fanfiction from the year(s) of our lord 2007-2010.]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    76,399
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1260
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    In Aziraphale's defense, it was extremely easy to rationalize that this sort of arrangement was efficient and necessary and even good. Plus, Crowley had a winning argument on why sex with demons was totally chill, Heaven was just full of prudes.

    Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, after all.

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    English
    Words:
    12,599
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1431
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    "The blank reflection in the mirror is both a blessing and a curse."

    Guillermo, a newly-turned vampire, is struggling with the reality of living forever in his body.

    Language:
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    3,324
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    195
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    This is the story of Frodo and his boyfriend Sam,
    lovely hobbits that would never skip a second breakfast
    with plenty of eggs, cheese, mushrooms and ham.

    They went on an adventure toward Mount Doom,
    tricked by their sly friend Gandalf The Black,
    who forgot to tell them the journey would be gloom...

     

    For those who like laughs and a pinch of frisky action, may this fanfic provide good distraction.

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    1,266
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    66
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    Bonds between brothers are stronger than they would believe. Eyes speak more than words could. They no longer need words.

    One-shots on the brotherhood in EXO, Super-M and NCT.

    1: Baekhyun & Kyungsoo
    2: Lu Han & Kai
    3: Junmyeon, Taeyong & Mark
    4: Ten, SuperM
    5: Doyoung, Renjun, Taeyong
    6: Yuta, Shotaro

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,684
    Chapters:
    6/10
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1233
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    “This is bullshit.”

    Bakugou narrowed his eyes at the policewoman, who hid her flinch well. The other reinforcements had already arrested the bank robber, but she had drawn the short end of the stick and was tasked with informing the pro hero what the apprehended villain’s quirk was.

    “So you’re telling us,” Kirishima, who had been out on patrol with him, didn’t know if he should laugh or cry, “That if Bakugou doesn’t have sex with someone within the next 24 hours, he might die.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    232
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    1321
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    The look of Duke's skateboard raises many questions amongst his friends that he's NOT prepared to answer, namely about one Fanboy.

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    4,333
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    46
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    Nie Mingjue is observent. What he sees worries him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,269
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    239
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    A rough night of work sends Katsuki spiraling, having been caught in the aftermath of a terrible disaster. With one of those hundreds of lives he either saved or killed haunting his mind, he starts to question his place as a Pro Hero. And while Eijirou does his best to keep them both afloat, and Deku works to undermine their heroics, Katsuki works to find something that means more to him than the whole of his Hero work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,746
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    713
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    He knew this day was coming—he knew it was over. But it didn’t stop him from being shocked, from feeling like Vio was abandoning him and taking something from Shadow with him—there was a hole in his chest.
    ——
    Even though Vio could technically stay in their small town now that he’s old enough, he’s moving to a college town across the state—but not before one last sleepover with his best friend/ex-boyfriend/crush.

     

    Or, a fic where Vio has to move and Shadow is sad, so—to make him feel better—they bone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,806
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    154
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    General Veers had been having a relatively good day.

    Then he found out that his rebel son had reproduced.

    He can't decide if it gets better or worse after that.

    Aka Luke and Zev have a daughter, Vader is a very proud, if angry, grandparent, Veers would just really like a drink, and Piett would very much like to excluded from this narrative.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,768
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    1073
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    Alfred is on a quest to find his lost love and as he journeys to a swamp that holds bad memories, he's faced with something he wasn't prepared for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,355
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    157
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    Moving on.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,314
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    708
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    For Star Trek Bingo 2020, prompt: Fuck or Die.
    It's time for Spock's first Pon Farr. Is Jim ready? Is Spock even ready? Let's find out!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,255
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    543
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    Long ago, telepathic Warren, an alien! 👽 came to Earth, 🛸🌎 bringing embryos with him. 🧪
    This is the saga of his ‘offspring’. They live, love, laugh and play until one life changing day.

    Ianto runs Security and he loves Banker. Banker is married to Mrs. Banker. Always. It’s not that complicated.
     

    This story is done! Thank you, to all who’ve read this story.
    Apologies for any grammar and spelling errors that may still exist.

    Thank you to AO3.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    152,744
    Chapters:
    91/91
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    252
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    The five members of the future boy group "TOMORROW X TOGETHER" have been decided, so to get closer to each other they play games in their free time. One thing is certain: Yeonjun is the most evil truth or dare player to ever exist.

     

    (Or: Yeonjun dares Beomgyu to kiss Huening Kai in various places)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,324
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    624
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    They lurk around, the shadows. Always. And in the air, the violin sings its sad melody as the world ceases to make sense and the past burdens heavy souls. The Dark spills its secrets in the ear of those who listen carefully... And Diego listened for ten long years.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,996
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    81

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