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    “Lan Zhan! He’s back from London. Do you even read your work dossiers, or do you just turn up and hope for the best?” Nie Huaisang asked.

    Wei Ying works for Lan Tech, as the in-house photographer. He takes headshots of employees and produces content for their many social media platforms. All is steady until the second Lan brother returns to China after his years overseas, and makes it his mission to capture Wei Ying’s heart. Shame he’s an international playboy… right?

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    You’re already warm like the sunshine
    You shine even without the moonlight
    From the first step in the beginning to forever

    Or,

    It starts with a tissue box. The assignment is about perspective, just another basic concept learned right after colour theory and the elements of design, both of which Lan Wangji had easily mastered and tested out of with perfect grades. So why, then, is it so difficult to draw one measly little cube?

    If it’s easy for Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji decides, it will be easy for him, too.

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    A boy named Nobody, who used to be A-Yuan and will someday be named Sizhui, is raised by the few un-resentful ghosts in the Burial Mounds. Since this is impossible, really, they enlist the help of the disembodied power that is the Yiling Laozu after his fall at Nightless City. They are fortunate that Nie Huaisang, in Yiling to escape his responsibilities, is very observant and far more clever than anyone suspects.

     

    “It’s going to take more than a couple of good-hearted souls to raise this child. It will . . . take a graveyard.”
    The Graveyard Book, Neil Gaiman

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    Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian have always been like Gelsemium elegans to Wen Ning. While they were beautiful they were fatal, and his heart could only take so much of their poisonous elegance.

    aka

    Wangxian find out Wen Ning loves them and Wen Ning leaves the Cloud Recesses to find himself again. Along the way he meets someone who he understands too well, brings back to the Cloud Recesses, and WangXian realize that they love Wen Ning. It might be too late but they are willing to fight for him.

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    A very loose adaptation of the 1984 gonzo science fiction movie, Buckaroo Banzai: Across the Eighth Dimension. True to the original, there will be no attempt to explain what the other seven dimensions are, but the eighth dimension now contains Wen demons from the Underworld rather than evil Lectroid space aliens.

    I have shamelessly added cultivators, talismans, cell phones, pseudo-magical dimensional manipulation, positive and negative energy and, of course, romance to the plot.

    OR

    A modern AU romance wherein:

    Lan Wangji is a famous particle physicist, physician, cultivator and rock star (known as Buckaroo Banzai), and

    Wei Wuxian is the disorganized undercover—or perhaps merely on-the-run—agent (aka, Penny Priddy) sent to assassinate him.

    You don't need to know anything about Buckaroo Banzai to read this.

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    Lan Zhan is the owner and head chef at Gusu, one of the most popular up-and-coming restaurants in the city.

    After two years abroad, Wei Ying returns with a new passion for cooking and a desire to get a job in any kitchen he can.

    With the help of both of their brothers, Wei Ying gets a job working as a prep cook at Gusu. As soon as Lan Zhan and Wei Ying meet, both slowly develop feelings for each other while sharing their love of food and cooking.

    ---

    A WangXian Modern AU

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    "You hurt my friend," says Huaisang very softly. "And you thought you got away with it."

    ...yeah, that's all the summary you need for this one.

    Set during chapter 7 of all the shine of a thousand spotlights.

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    The thing is, well, it's just that –

    It's just that actually, Wei Ying might be a little bit in love. 

    He's known it for a while. Since – well, if he really stops to think about it, if he's honest with himself in the way his teenage self had no idea how to be, since approximately two minutes and forty seconds into their first competition together on the junior circuit at fourteen years old.

    It took him a while to figure it out. And by then, well – by then he knew Lan Zhan wasn't interested. 

    Lan Zhan isn't interested in that with anyone, and least of all Wei Ying.

    Wei Ying is a competitive figure skater at the peak of his career.

    So is Lan Zhan.

    This is the season where everything changes.

    (FULLY COMPLETE FIC!! Updates will be every Tuesday and Friday!)

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    “They say that when the moon can’t be found in the sky, it is because HanGuang-Jun has come down into the mortal world. They say he is the god most dedicated to the people, and helps all those that pray to him, no offering too small so long as their intentions are pure.
    “They also say that one night when he descended, he fell madly in love with a servant of the Jiang family who had been running errands for them that night.
    “Of course, no mortal could refuse the beauty of a god, and the pairing resulted in a child.
    “The servant fled, fearful of what the Mistress of the home would do when she had found out a god had favored him over her own children. No one knows where he could be found, not even the god himself.”
    Wei Ying sat in the inn, a baby cradled in his arms as he listened to the whispered stories.

     
    Or!
    Wei Ying meets the Moon God one of the nights he descends upon the human realm without knowing, and ends up pregnant.
    Trying to escape the misfortune that falls upon all demi-gods and their parents, he goes into hiding, but is discovered by one willing to help.

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    メ Volvió a ver ese fulgor en los ojos ajenos y, aunque sea por un instante, supo que mereció la pena メ

    Tras su reencarnación, el gran patriarca de Yiling decide evitar la atención del mundo de la cultivación para no volver a caer en el ojo de la tormenta, haciéndose pasar por un simple vendedor y juglar ambulante.

    Desgraciadamente debe ser el protagonista de la historia una vez más.

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    On the Cultivators Collective forums, users YilingPatriarch and Hanguang-Jun connect.

    In real life, Wei Ying and Lan Zhan clash. Sometimes. Frequently. Often.

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    Wei Wuxian did not expect to wake up to Lan Wangji the morning after getting blackout drunk to forget his university housing problems. It's been a few years but Lan Wangji decides to help out, much to Wei Wuxian's confusion.

    Alternatively:
    A gag gift given to Lan Wangji during his teen years reunites him with the love of his life Wei Wuxian during their university years.

    Hopefully this is fluffy enough with a generous helping of our lovable oblivious idiots

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    HuaiSang está aburrido.

    Y todos saben que ocurre cuando HuaiSang se aburre.

    Exacto, planea que sus amigos al fin confiesen sus sentimientos.

    O en el peor de los casos, hacer que sus amigos no vuelvan a caminar... Ajá, pero tal vez no de la forma que una mente pura lo imagina. Ya saben a qué me refiero ;)

    Qué mejor fecha para hacerlo que su cumpleaños, así tendrá una buena excusa para evitar morir a manos de su hermano.

    Vamos, ¿Qué es lo peor que puede para cuando invitas a tus amigos a un club strepesse?

    Noche de diversion.
    Noche de vinagre.

    Noche de evitar hacer una estupidez, o al menos no una tan grande.

    inspirada en la escena final de Magic Mike XXL

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    It isn't until Nie Mingjue wakes up in the Burial Mounds after a night-hunt gone awry, that he realizes just how wrong the Cultivation World is about the Yiling Patriarch, Wei Wuxian.

    There is no "Ghost Army," just biding their time until the right moment to strike. Just a group of Wen Remnants trying to survive on land that was never suited for life. There is no "Demon of the Burial Mounds," just Wei Wuxian, trying his best to keep his new family alive while nearly starving himself in the process.

    Nie Mingjue thought he knew everything. Merely days ago he thought that sieging the Burial Mounds was the safest option if given a reason to do so. But meeting the Wen Remnants, and A-Yuan who affectionately calls him "Green-gege!" he realizes something vital.

    He was wrong, and he better do something to fix it before it's too late.

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    A set of shorts, oneshots, and other side stories set in the "Love Both Gentle & Sure" verse; also contains various stories about personal HCs relevant to canon & an option for further requests.

    Titles Such As:

    1. "Jiang Yanli At Koi Tower" (4 Parts),
    2. "Lan Xichen Vrs. The Rules" (12 Parts)
    3. "Nie Mingjue & The Best Friend Thief" (8 Parts)
    4. "Lan Wangji Vrs. Communication" (16 Parts),
    5. "Jiang Cheng & The Insufferable Brother"(4 Parts),
    6. "Nie Huaisang Is Greatly Entertained" (4 Parts)
    7. "Wei Wuxian Is Thick As Mud"(8 Parts)
    8. "Jiang Fengmian Gets A Surprise" (2 Parts)
    9. "Lan Qiren Has A Bad Day" (4 Parts),
    10. "Yu Ziyuan At War" (4 Parts),
    11. "Meng Yao Gets A Lucky Break" (1 Part)
    12. "Wen Qing Has A Terrible Premonition" (4 Parts)
    13. "Do You Wear Your Heart On Your Ribbon?" (Part 1)
    14. "If You Catch It, Will You Keep It?" (Part 2)
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    “Wei Wuxian, I swear to every deity there is, if your lovesick ass doesn’t shut the fuck up I will feed you to a pack of rabid dogs!”

    or in which wwx shops at hot topic, jgy is a waiter, the lan bros are bad at flirting, lan jingyi is a really bad vegetarian, jiang cheng is lonely, and nie huaisang runs a gossip girl blog

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    Nie Mingjue decides to swear brotherhood with Jiang Wanyin. Nie Huaisang is ecstatic. Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are confused.

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    A new addition to the Jin family has Jiang Cheng thinking more about how to ensure he himself can keep what little family he has left.

    But for Jin Guangyao, a growing family is just a trap closing closer still.

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    “Lan Zhan! Where are you lost today?” Wei Wuxian finally asks, at the end of his patience.

    Lan Zhan looks a little guilty as he looks at Wei Wuxian, “Sorry, just a lot of work to deal with.”

    Lie.

    If there is one thing Lan Zhan can’t do, it’s lying. Especially to Wei Wuxian. But he doesn’t question Lan Zhan. He just accepts the reply, too scared to know that he is right. Too scared to know the truth.

     

    //or where Lan Zhan is too hung up in planning the perfect proposal and ends up accidently ignoring Wei Wuxian making the other think that he wants to break up//

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    Four years after Wei Wuxian’s death, Lan Wangji and Jiang Wanyin stumble upon a hidden scheme. And Wei Wuxian.

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