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    Crowley was cursed to live his worst nightmare under a spell. Now he’s free, but some effects of the curse linger on, as well as trauma from his captors.

    Aziraphale is trying to mend the broken pieces and grapple with strange new powers, but hasn’t been taking care of himself.

    The road to recovery is paved with snow, but Aziraphale and Crowley have two meager shovels and each other.

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    Az always knew that he’d be thrown out the moment his father found out he was gay. He hadn’t expected to be declared dead though - or for his husband to believe it!

    But their marriage had been a foolish teenage impulse (not to mention invalid in America), so when Az moved to a small town far upstate New York to start his new life, he moved alone. The kindest thing he could do was let Crowley mourn and move on, not be shackled for life to a now disabled partner.

    Tony Crowley never recovered from losing his best friend, his childhood sweetheart, his better half. He’d been drifting ever since; no plans, no hope, no money - and now, just before Thanksgiving, no job either.

    Given the stark choice of freezing to death or accepting his sister’s invitation to join her upstate, Tony reluctantly lives out the Hallmark cliche of Recently Unemployed Person Moves to Small Town for Christmas.

    It’s a time of hope, love, and family.

    It’s time for Az and Tony to find each other again.

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    The Kingdom of Abaddon is in trouble. There's no more money, and the King and Queen are on the verge of losing everything. In order to keep their kingdom, they enter into a deal with King Gabriel of Elysia, a powerful kingdom to the South. In return for protection, both economic and political, Gabriel's brother, the Crown Prince Aziraphale, will be wed to Prince Anthony of Abaddon. Neither Anthony or Aziraphale are too thrilled to be marrying a man they never met, but they have no choice. After all, it's just an arrangement of convenience.
    It's not as though they're going to fall in love.

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    “Not to worry”, Gabriel told him. “So you let in a demon who tempted the humans to sin! On top of that you lost the flaming sword. It’s really my fault — I should have known it would be too much of a responsibility for you! Earth is, after all, not for the lesser angels. I mean, it’s Her Great Plan! Visiting Earth is a virtue, and you weren’t up for the task. No harm done!”

     

    And so it came to be, that Aziraphale was never to go to Earth again.
     

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    After millenias of watching Earth from above, Aziraphale decides to sneak down.

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    The important thing, Crowley tells himself -- the most important thing -- is Adam, his brilliant, creative, empathetic nephew. Being fourteen's hard enough on its own, the kid didn't ask to deal with the weight of the world on top of it.
    And if taking care of Adam means Crowley has to tough it out at a job he can’t stand, so be it.
    And if Crowley's job means that Adam’s charming English teacher is NOT a romantic possibility, well, that's just how things go.
    But the occasional drink with Aziraphale proves hard to resist. They frequent the same pub, so who can object to them saying hello? Briefly sharing a table? Perhaps a little conversation? The painful knowledge that it can’t be anything more -- not without somebody getting fired or sued or both -- well, that can't be helped.
    Until Crowley stumbles onto a terribly reckless idea...

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    In the end, everything is different. Yet, nothing has changed. They are still the same brothers, even when a bit ragged. Lucifer just doesn't know how to break this fact to Crowley without triggering either a panic attack, or without an angry Angel attacking him.

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    The only thing Crowley could confidently say about his new neighbour was that he was… well.
    His neighbour wasn’t weird in particular.
    Just kinda, well —
    Uh, well.

    He could say nothing confidently about his new neighbour.

    Or

    When Crowley gets a new neighbour, he isn’t sure what to think of him at first. His eerie behaviour doesn’t exactly paint him in a good light, but Crowley is nothing if not stubborn. And so very curious.

    The night they meet is as weird as it can get and it‘s evident that there‘s more to him than Crowley had thought. In a weird way, he feels like he can trust him.
    (Maybe …. Crowleys new neighbour is the good kind of weird.)

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    Aziraphale had never, prior to meeting Crowley, worried about a vampire. Or been attracted to one. Or, if he must be honest, become … fond of one.
    Either Crowley was a very unusual vampire, or the Simurgh’s plan for Aziraphale’s life had been something of a mistake. Of course, the latter was out of the question.

     

    The phoenix Aziraphale has formed an alliance with the vampire Crowley – but Crowley’s former clan demands a steep price not to execute the traitor. Their efforts to manage the ransom forces Aziraphale to confront everything he thought he knew about both species; but it also has the potential to bring rewards he never dreamed.

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    Crowley hunts occult objects with the help of his team of humans. More specifically, he’s hunting for a key that leads to something that might just give him the life he craves on Earth. For eternity.

    However, the treasure hidden by Heaven on Earth long ago isn’t quite what he was expecting, and he realises the devastating truth behind what happened to an old friend he met in the Garden, long ago.

    AU.

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    Aziraphale tried not to stare. Bad enough that he’d been put in this mortifying position with a stranger; worse that the stranger was undeniably attractive, all fiery hair and sharp cheekbones and mesmerizing eyes. But that laugh took a face that had been handsome but forbidding and warmed it, like striking a match. Crowley had been uncomfortably alluring while cold with rage. In laughter, he was devastating.
    No, he had to stop this. The only thing more humiliating than what had already occurred would be if this stranger realized how very attracted he was.

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    Aziraphale never wanted to fight. No matter how much he was trained to be a career. He thought that he would be able to live his life conflict free (the amount of volunteers certainly would make that easier). He had even planned to open a bookshop in the future.

    It came as a surprise that when his name was called in during the reaping that no one was interested in taking his place. Perhaps he should have thought slightly harder about this possibility.

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    Crowley wasn’t surprised when his name was pulled. He couldn’t begin to think of how many of those hundreds of papers had his name on them. It wasn’t like it mattered now. What mattered now was that he had to win.

    OR: Good omens hunger games AU where Azira is from district 1 and Crowley is from district 12

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    AJ Crowley likes helping people discover and heal the neglected parts of themselves. Even if that's only for their scheduled session. He likes being a sex worker, although he's started to dream of some genuine intimacy.

    Aziraphale Fell knows he isn't deserving of romance. As much as he might like the idea, a lifetime of neglect has left him insecure and afraid to reach for what he wants. He still dreams that one day he might be brave enough to take a chance.

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    Aziraphale Z. Fell is living his best life - his husband just got a major promotion, he loves his job at the library and his parent's estate is finally going to get settled so he and his husband can go buy a seaside cottage or travel the entire summer. The only negative thing in his life is his nightmare of a demon, dressed in black with flames for hair.

    Anthony J. Crowley's life is shit. He just caught his boyfriend cheating on him, lost his job, and damaged his Bentley hitting some crazy lady on a bicycle. Oh, and he just received the fifteenth rejection for his novel. His only solace is the angel that guards his dreams - good thing he enjoys sleep.

    Of course, when these two run into each other and find the manifestation of their best dreams and worst nightmares, everything will change.

    And when they meet again in London a year later? Who knows what will happen?

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    This is really quite fantastically ridiculous and I think it might be fun, if you manage to dodge the headache it’ll give you. I blame a select group of British writers for this one. You know who you are.

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    In a small seaside town called Tadfield, one of the last places on Earth where humans and magic coexist, an exiled selkie and a human who ran away from her life accidentally get themselves married in the oldest, most binding sense.
    The two are forced to stay together until they can find a way to undo it and free the other from their accidental marriage.
    It sure would be complicated if they started to fall for each other in the process…
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    (Prewritten; new chapters every Tuesday and Saturday!)

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    Dr Zira Fell is a new professor of theology at St Beryl's University. His first day there he meets the mysterious and enchanting Dr AJ Crowley, an art history professor and a painter. They almost immediately become friends, and spend most of their time getting lunch together, talking, drinking wine, making art, and falling slowly in love with one another.

    Featuring cameos of everyone's favorite (and least favorite) characters, gratuitous descriptions of paintings, long text messaging conversations, and one cranky cat.

    FINALLY OFF OF HIATUS!!!!!!

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    Aziraphale's life seems to jump the tracks after a run in with a mysterious redhead during a bad date. As the man begins to infiltrate his life, more and more strange and dangerous things start happening to Aziraphale and the people in his life.

    What does Crowley want with him and what secrets does he hold over Aziraphale?

    *** UPDATES EVERY MONDAY***

    Tags will update as the story goes on, so be aware!

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    Water is scarce, the surface is unlivable, and Eden isn’t the paradise Aziraphale once thought he knew. But for a Guardian on the run, it's out of one lion's den, into another.

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    This fic is set within the British school year. Most of what follows will be set after our Easter holidays (March-April time). I worked in the primary educational system for almost twenty years. Most of this fic is based on what I can remember happening within school time. Obviously I haven’t used actual real life names and have tweaked situations slightly.
    The rating may go up to Mature for adult situations only but as I haven't written that far yet, I'll leave it rated as Teen for now.

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    A despondent and defeated Crowley has been through the ringer, moreso even than his roommate, Newt, realizes. After a car accident puts him though a number of surgeries and a temporary - but terrifying - few weeks of blindness, the club owner wants nothing more than to curl up in his bed and refuse to move until things return to normal...or as normal as they'll ever be again.

    Newt - and his cafe-owning girlfriend, Anathema - have other plans. They think that Crowley just needs some care and pampering, so Anathema schedules him a special, off-hours appointment with a friend of hers who is a rather sought-after masseur. Crowley is hesitant and stubborn, but Aziraphale's soothing voice and comforting nature soon win him over, in more ways than one...

    ***UPDATES MONDAYS***

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