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    Taika, Rhys, and the on-set bathroom.

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    “Thought you wanted to fuck me when I was,” Taika pauses, looking up from where he’s swiping at his filthy trousers. “If I got payed to strip on camera, does that make me a stripper or a guy who plays a stripper on TV?”

    “God, I fucked a stripper,” Rhys says, hysterically, head in his hands. “What’s my life come to, Taiks?”

    “I’m in love with a stripper—" Taika starts singing, the dulcet tones of T-Pain rendered Kiwi and slightly off-key.

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    Follows on from the previous fic but it's mostly PWP, so it would probably make sense without it.

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    Language:
    English
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    3,178
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    174
  2. Tags
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    It had always been Taika. It was always going to be Rhys.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,246
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    283
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    You and Colin Keith Threadener (An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn) have been on the run for a couple days. You think that things have been going smoothly, but Colin has a secret that has been eating away at him, but he knows he can trust you with it. When he tells you, things take quite the turn for you both.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,485
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    42
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    Where could a platonic date with a mysterious New Zealander lead you?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    515
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    10
  5. Tags
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    This will be a series originally on Deviantart collab with damn_It_Derek_Hale (Scrougeofares)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,489
    Chapters:
    7/15
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    63
  6. Tags
    Summary

    A collection of smutty short stories with a variety of different men and in a variety of different situations.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,586
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    222
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    12479
  7. Tags
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    Rhys and Taika's first time together as young men in their early 20s.

    Language:
    English
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    1,190
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    49
    Hits:
    486
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Once again, all my Karl Urban requests, one shots that I've posted on Tumblr that I'm putting on here.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,484
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    3681
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    After Cole Sprouse takes his first nude selfie, KJ wants to celebrate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    712
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    558
  10. Tags
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    Someone read In the Interim and asked for a Rhys POV, so here ya go. This little P without much P takes place after the Vanity Fair lie detector interview.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,235
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1317
  11. Tags
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    "This time, Taika isn’t surprised when Rhys follows him to his trailer. He feels on edge, his stomach tight as they walk up the stairs, but when the door shuts and Taika turns, he can see it’s just Rhys. There's never anything to worry about with Rhys.

    Except for the thought of him being with another man."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,685
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1288
  12. Tags
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    Inspired by the lie detector test Taika and Rhys took! Rhys feels insecure and Taika cheers him up. Friendshippy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    495
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    928
  13. Tags
    Summary

    They’re practicing the kiss, which is meant to be sweet and heartfelt, when Taika goes and sticks his tongue into Rhys’s mouth.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,284
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    466
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    3574
  14. Tags
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    Let's be honest, we're all just waiting for the next installment of "the body believes" and I'm personally craving it like air, so I wrote this to tide myself over.

    In other news, Rhys and Taika give each other orgasms after a touch of angst.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,482
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1711
  15. Tags
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    But the thing is, the truth is: he wishes he could touch Rhys with his own hands.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,117
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    419
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    4776
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Taika Waititi fucks you. That's literally it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,030
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1456
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Little bit of rom/smut that I couldn't help writing, in which I utterly torture a metaphor to death.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,170
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1199
  18. Tags
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    Karl doesn’t want to leave without saying goodbye to Eric.

    Bonus scene from Chapter 12 of Edinburgh. This occurs between the first two scenes of the chapter. Not necessary to read the main story, but it will obviously make a lot more sense if you do.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,023
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    30
  19. Tags
    Summary

    If entering Taika's trailer without permission was bad, listening to Taika and Rhys like this is unforgivable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,865
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    302
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2407
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    Antwan and Prudence are two big names in Silicon Valley. He’s a big shot game publisher, while she’s a plucky head programmer for a tech NGO. Best friends, ex-friends ’till the end—frankly better as lovers. Too bad none of them have the emotional quotient to realize it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,499
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    886

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