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    The New Kid is willing to go through hell and back to Piss off the Freedom pals.

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    Many of the teenagers of South Park were all watching from the sidewalk in front of the house. Before the last day of school before the break, that morning as a moving van and car with plates from Atlanta drove streets south park during the morning.
    Though most were waiting. Though what they didn't expect, teenager steps out wearing clothes that hide their faces and most of their body, making it hard for them to pinpoint if it was a girl of a guy.
    Well soon, through playing a game of humans vs. elves and superheroes vs. superheroes, all of South park would ever offer

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    The Eagle has fallen. After an unexpected coup d'état, Craig and Tweek were forced to flee Telos and leave it in the hands of Marjorine and Cartman. The Kingdom is now more divided than ever, with many lords still loyal to the king in exile. Repression and terror spread throughout the land, while the High Elves led by Prince Kyle continue their relentless search for the Stick of Truth. As both sides prepare for war, a new threat festers in the dark...

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    14/?
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    The sequel to Danganronpa South Storm at Sea! Our killing game survivors begin their journey across the country continuing there quest to return home. Along the way our heroes are thrown into a war between the Future Foundation and the Remnants of Despair and both organizations want them either captured or killed. However not all hope is lost, a group of freedom fighters known only as The Resistance, whose interests align with the survivors, might be their only salvation. Can our heroes successfully make it home and finally put their fallen friends to rest or will this despair induced war be there undoing? It's time to find out.

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    Now that he's come of age, Kenny's life has taken a drastic turn. He must now come to terms with his past, and who he really was. At the same time, a new family moves to town; carrying their own dark secret. What happens when both worlds collide?

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    Kyle's ideas are always terrible.

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    Douchebag is pushed to his limit on the night that Butters shows up at his house beaten up by his parents. If the universe is so hell bent on giving his best friend such a shitty hand, then from now on it will have to go through him to get to Butters. Plus if he could get the blonde to return his feelings that wouldn't be so bad too. Paring (Douchebag/Butters)

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    New Kid was not happy. No scratch that, she was pissed. She didn't care that Cartman kicked her from whatever stupid game he was playing now, she didn't even care that he straight up insulted her. But she did care that he just stole her bag, which has he laptop, wallet and headphones in it, and locked himself in his fucking basement. He was going to have hell to pay once she finally got down there.

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    Follow the misadventures of some of the other kids in South Park as they face the ridiculous consequences of their equally ridiculous actions- while the Audience watches it all.

    Don't acknowledge the Audience.

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    Even in a group as large as the Freedom Pals, these four just work well together. Slight Annie x Douchebag Paring.

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    Because your Dad always fucks your Mom.

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    During a sleep over with his two best friends Douchebag thinks about what makes them friends and what to do about the crush he has on them. Paring can be seen as (ButtersxDouchebagxAnnie).

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    Butt Lord gets a request from Call Girl that leads to a night neither will soon forget. Paring Butt Lord x Call Girl.

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    After the adventure in Casa Bonita Butt Lord has an encounter with the Goth Witch Henrietta that he won't forget. Paring (Douchebag x Henrietta). Very Slight Spoilers for From Dusk Till Casa Bonita DLC.

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    Capitan Diabetes is having the worst birthday he can remember. Can a gesture from his side kick Butt Lord change his day? Very slight Scott x Douchebag

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    Butters, Scott Malkinson, and Jimmy are about to come to blows over the most important question ever. Who is Douchebag's best friend?

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    Growing up in a shitty hick town can be pure hell. But when your going through the perils of childhood and growing up. Life can actually get better.

    Rated T for swearing and inuendos

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    21/?
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    ❝ The stick is held above all things, for it is the most powerful relic of all. To hold it is to become God. ❞

    An old one-shot series from Quotev - now newly re-written - that revolves around the South Park boys during the Stick of Truth game. All one-shots are reader inserts.

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    One-shots will be re-written whenever I have the time -- and there will be a new bonus chapter once everything is said and done!

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    Mia's the New Kid in South Park, but is forced to pretend to be a boy by her paranoid parents. Within a few hours, she's already beat the tar out of some kids she doesn't even know.
    Things only get weirder from there, as Mia discovers that South Park is absolutely insane. She adapts well enough, beating up other kids for some kind of LARP, making friends and smacking down bullies. But worse than that, can she handle an increasingly toxic home environment and her own rapidly growing anxiety?

    Probably not, but she can at least make some friends to help her stay on her feet when it all inevitably goes to hell.

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    26
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    15
    Hits:
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    Every chapter is an episode; every episode will equip to 20-30 minutes of reading (if you read at a normal pace).

    I don't owe any of this please don't sue me. If a creator/employee of South Park sees this please roast the shit out of me it's an honor if you do.

    Okay actual summary: So this second season focuses a bit on meme culture and how it affects the town. But also, more drama from opening a LGBT Center inside a pretty... small mountain town in Colorado.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/10
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2090

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