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    Mornings are early and outside the bedcovers is cold. Neither is appealing to Portugal.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    This was originally a request on my Hetalia Under-The-Mistletoe drabble request work. Someone requested smutty NedPort, I wrote, I posted it as a chapter, I loved it so much I wanted it to be a little separate work.

    João wakes Abel up early because he wants to start decorating for the holidays. Abel decides that there's much more important things to do than decorate.

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    1/1
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    HEY GUYS!

    I’m taking story writing requests. I know it’s not the holidays, and I don’t even celebrate Christmas #realjewishhours, but I thought it would be cute to do this! So, I’m taking character x character or character x reader fanfictions that basically center around the ‘under the mistletoe' theme. Meaning I will write a story about your request getting kissed under the mistletoe.

    Please comment and leave any requests! (And read the rules)

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    English
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    3,749
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    2
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    59
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    -Report made ONLY for the Student Council President-

    Club Name: The Heartbroken Club
    Club Location: Opposite of the Shipper and Otaku Club
    Club Leader: Lovino Vargas (Tell anyone and I'll shave your huge-ass eyebrows)
    Current Members: (If I hear any of their names slip out of a student's mouth, we'll come and pluck your ass)
    -Lovino Vargas
    -Abel Van Lugas
    -Francis Bonnefoy
    -Mathias Køhler
    -Berwald Oxenstierna
    -Emil Steilsson
    -Sadik Adnan
    -Matthew Williams
    -Elizabeta Héderváry

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,378
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    513
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    Alice E. G. Kirkland, human representation of England, part of the United Kingdom, was just trying to keep her family hidden. She did not want the whole world to know about the kids she had, no matter how many already knew. She did not want to get herself into a magical mishap where the man she had loved and raised's clones hid in her home until she found a way to send them back to their own. She did not want America to find out about the clones, but most of all, she did not want the father of the kids to find out the truth while they were still there. Is it too late to tell the father of her kids the truth? Or will fate play out their lives differently?

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    English
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    40,452
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    960
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    Just some snippets of canon/non-canon/other universes/etc. lives
    Some will be drafts that didn't make it into the book

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    470
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    Asymptote - a line that continually approaches a given curve but does not meet it at any finite distance
    In other words, you can get closer and closer but never reach it

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    1/3
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    5
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    It turns out both Adriaan and João had decided to document their first date in the same format, but their styles were rather... different.

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    English
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    1/1
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    22
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    75
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    30 Days NSFW-Challenge. Rare-Pairings.

    Language:
    English
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    24,761
    Chapters:
    18/30
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    3373
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    Arthur Kirkland, known publicly as KING, is one of the most successful producers and DJ in the world, dominating the EDM scene after his first year of going mainstream. Unfortunately for him, the French DJ and professional womanizer, Jean Épine, also broke out at the same time. After a disasterous introduction and Jean being proclaimed as the world's #1 DJ that year, Arthur made it his mission to beat Jean at all the awards and become the real number one DJ in the world.

    This all changes when, a few years later, after managing to keep the top two positions to themselves, 19 year old newcomer Lars Jensen rocked the scene by becoming the youngest DJ to win the number one title.

    Not wanting to disappear from the public eye and wanting to stay relevant, Arthur and Jean decide to do something that they thought would never happen in their entire career.

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    English
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    31,257
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    625
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    >> "Just look at your cute ears, Lovi!", The Spaniard exclaimed smiling, touching Lovino's pointed ears with his fingertips. The Italian slapped away his boyfriend's hand and hissed, "Don't fucking touch them, Bastardo!"<<

    Gilbert just wanted to show them his favorite game. Actually. But now it seems like the small group of friends should reconsider their drug use urgently. Otherwise they just going to face their biggest adventure ever. In which nobody knows how they landed here and whether if this is really as easy as in Gilbert's tens of billions of play-throughs.

    They will see, they guess.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    For years, demons have plagued the lands. Antonio is a Demon Hunter who is supposed to hunt and kill these things, but once the Demon Prince of Lust has him captured, things go a bit... different.
    ------
    This story will include the following pairings. Please don't whine if any of these aren't to your liking.

    -RomaSpa
    -CanPru
    -UkFra
    -Giripan
    -ItaGer
    -NethPort
    -RusAme

    This story is based on a RP with tomatoesforlyfe on dA.

    Chapter 1: Lust (finished)
    Chapter 2: Pride (finished)
    Chapter 3: Envy (in production)
    Chapter 4: Gluttony
    Chapter 5: Greed
    Chapter 6: Sloth
    Chapter 7: Wrath

    Language:
    English
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    4,698
    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1850
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    >>Go on a Road Trip they said.<< Once in his life João listend to an advice and he has no clue if these things that came up from this are good or bad. But those strange dutch man was sure the best thing that could happen in his life.

    >>No One said that I'm funny :) I write this only for practice and fun xD

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    English
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    1,129
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    Lars Mooren has his life together, to some extent, but not to any sort of extent where he enjoys much of it. He has two vague friends, a job he only mostly hates, and a family, somewhere. But as his life comes to an end, he realises that "together" means nothing if you're still alone. Maybe the man masturbating on his ceiling will help fix that. Maybe in more ways than one.

    Language:
    English
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    23,434
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    586
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    Everyone was born with a tattoo on their wrist of the date and time they would meet their soulmate. Lars wasn't sure he believed in it, but much to his chagrin it turns out to be more than true.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,520
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    246
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    ehhh theres a hetalia writers discord, sometimes we do a drabble thing where there's prompts and you fill them, this is that.

    Language:
    English
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    2,496
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    121
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    Two NedPort shorts I wrote in 2016, on September 18th and October 2nd respectively

    Language:
    English
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    607
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    150
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    Lars memaki tingkah Joao dalam hati. Dia sama bodoh dan menyebalkan seperti saudaranya yang seorang lagi.

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    Bahasa Indonesia
    Words:
    382
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    57
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    The NSFW version of my PG-13 Hetalia Oneshots collection. Feel free to request anything you'd like.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    841
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    398
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    The title says it all, here you can put smut requests, involving the Netherlands. Every pairing with him is allowed, but boy on boy favoured. Even the rare pairs. You can make it as kinky as you want, but please no Oc's .

    Ps. I'm needy for some good bottom Netherlands requests, there're not enough fanfics off it.

    What's in each chapter.
    Explanation and where you can place your request(s), yes you can ask for more then one:1
    Nedport: 2
    AmeNed: 3
    DenNed: 4
    SpaNed(Fra): 5 warning Rape!
    6: voting result: both first Nedger then Nedcan
    SpaNed follow up to first one: 7 warning rape again!
    Gerned: 8

    Currently: writing Nedcan
    Next in line to be written: Nedpan, NedTurk

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,861
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    44
    Hits:
    1446

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