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    “Oh,” the word is little more than a hint of sound, not meant for anyone else’s ears. Not that there’s anyone else around. Ciri is off at school, Hadria is at the gym with Eskel and Lambert, and Jaskier… to be honest, he’s not entirely sure where his husband and toddler are. They were just as likely to be at Jaskier’s mother’s as they were to be driving in circles around town—lord knows how much JJ likes riding in the car.

    Which means that he’s alone… on Mother’s Day.

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    Geralt thinks that his husband and children have forgotten Mother's Day. Lambert learns that Aiden has been keeping a secret.

    (Sequel to "Calling His Bluff").

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    Geralt is a man of many talents. He is an accomplished war general and a skilled huntsman, who is proficient in three different languages and the fine art of removing blood from satin.

    Apparently, he's also a cold-blooded killer.

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    Stregobor curses Geralt, and the vast majority of their little village, after Geralt apparently murders the mage's daughter, Renfri. But not everything is as it seems, and if he wants to break the curse, Jaskier is going to have to unravel the complicated series of events that led him to discovering Geralt kneeling beside Renfri's dead body, soaked in blood--

    That is, of course, assuming that someone can convince him that it's safe to be in the same room as his husband, first.

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    ** Originally posted on my tumblr page TheFoxWitcher **

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    After the Mountain, Jaskier has no intention of ever getting involved with a witcher again. Destiny has other plans...

    Or: The one where Jaskier rescues an injured Cat and the two of them decide to work together to find their Wolves again.

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    Lambert just had to touch him – he’d ached to do so for an entire season. He needed to remind himself that Eskel was still alive and there with him, the other patrons of the tavern be damned.

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    “…What the fuck is it?” Geralt stares at the furry bundle in Lambert’s arms, his face carefully blank. While he doesn’t want to admit it, he’s almost certain that he knows what it is that Lambert’s holding… though why there are so many of them, or why they’re covered in so much fur, remains a mystery.

    “It’s a baby, Geralt.” Lambert says, with a small huff. “It’s my baby.” He clarifies, in case Geralt had somehow gotten it into his head that he’d just kidnapped one, two, three… Melitele’s tits, there are seven of them—that he’d just kidnapped seven babies.

    “I figured as much, dumbass.” Geralt huffs, leaning his weight against the stone doorjamb. “I’m just having a bit of a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that it’s a fucking donkey.” A pause, “A donkey with wings.” Was this what donkey-dragon hybrids looked like? Because… well, it’s certainly a look.

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    Jaskier wanted to help with Ciri financially, but Geralt stubbornly insisted on paying for everything for her himself even though it was a real struggle. Out of desperation, Jaskier hatched a plan; he posted an ad on the online witcher job message board offering good money for witcher foot pics. Feet weren’t his thing, but surely Geralt would pounce on easy money, right?

    Inspired by the tumblr post to the effect of “the Viscount de Lettenhove is Geralt’s sugar-daddy-by-post and he’s not sure what Jaskier will think of that”
    EDIT: I found the post https://himbo-half-orc.tumblr.com/post/688840704791855104/the-viscount-of-lettenhove-is-geralts-sugar-daddy

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    Lambert begrudgingly offers a cat shelter from a nasty summer storm. Only... the cat isn't actually a cat.

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    Lambert lays flat on his back, doing his best to maintain eye contact with the picture of Aiden he has tacked onto his ceiling.

    …Is it weird that he has a picture of his boyfriend tacked onto his ceiling? Probably. Does he care? Nope.

    He takes a deep breath—in through the nose, out through the mouth—and glares at the toy like his gaze alone will be able to make it spontaneously combust. “Fuck it—Pops didn’t raise a quitter.”

    Vesemir would likely rather die than be brought up in this context, but that’s neither here nor there.

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    Lambert enjoys the peace he's come to learn he deserves.

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    Lambert sighs and looks away for a moment.  “Are we… still brothers?”

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    Gaetan assumes being found and carried off by a Wolf alpha is actually going to be a worse fate than bleeding out in a cave would have been. But it turns out Wolves aren't much like Cats, when it comes right down to it, and Kaer Morhen might be a sanctuary he never dreamed existed.

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    “Five things you can see, four things you can physically feel, three things you can hear, two you can smell, one you can taste.” Jaskier can hear his mother whispering it softly in his ear, he can feel her cold and dainty hands rubbing gently at his arms- he can smell the wine on her breath, and he can hear his father’s slurred, distant complaints.
    It’s weirdly comforting, in a way.

    “Books… firewood… broken tiles… cobwebs… torn tapestries…” Jaskier quietly says to himself, rocking the slightest bit as panic fills his chest.

    ———

    After Ciri plays with fire Jaskier panics. His initial reaction has Jaskier feeling like an awful man and an even worse father- just like his dad.

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    Eskel nods.  “I don’t want to replace Aiden… I know I’ll never be able to.  But I’d still like a place in your heart.”

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    Aiden and Coën aren't sure why Lambert invited them to a Renn Faire, but it sounds like it could be fun.

    They aren't expecting to learn about their dear friend's secret hobby - but they also aren't going to complain.

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    “If you need something… take it.” He says softly, his voice barely a breath.

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    New to the city, practically blind from a rain storm and without an umbrella, Aiden stumbles into a cafe to take shelter, and befriends a rather thrilling patron along the way.

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    “So, let me see if I understand…” Aiden muses, as he tunes his lute. “You want me to pretend that you’ve hired me to perform for the White Wolf, because he’s been in a rut for two years because he blew up at his lover and refuses to pull his head out of his ass long enough to apologize.”

    “Yes.” That’s the gist of it. “You won’t actually have to perform for him, of course. He’s a shit audience, anyhow. Wouldn’t know talent if it hit him right between the eyes.” Lambert says, “But that’s the story that we’re going to tell the old man, so that he doesn’t start wondering why there’re bards every-fucking-where.” He snickers at the mental image of bards multiplying like rabbits—

    --

    Geralt returns to Kaer Morhen for the winter to find that both Eskel and Lambert have brought bards home with them.

    And that's just the beginning of the drama.

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    Lambert and Aiden swim to Aiden's secret treasure cave and sexy times ensue.

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    Lambert, a witcher, and Aiden, a merman, meet at the beach since the first incident with the treasure filled chest two years ago.

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