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    Summary

    Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.

    Customer Reviews:
    "A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
    "9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."

    Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,794
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    306
    Kudos:
    338
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    6269
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    he yells, he screams, and he cries.

    it is illegal to trespass.

    alpha dave goes to court.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,963
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    32
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    In which Bro has an existential crisis, the Grand Highblood is in the middle of having a Crisis of Faith and the Demoness is going to cut the next bitch who calls her “Handmaid.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,439
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    198
    Kudos:
    375
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    6320
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    Each of the twelve trolls have a frightening encounter.

     

    [Basically just an excuse to write senseless body horror]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,450
    Chapters:
    9/12
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    729
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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
    OR
    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    140,820
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    227
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    4759
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    Jacob's special mission, to become a hustler, with the assist of John Egbert, and eventually Karkat Vantas. Eventually, Karkat gets held captive by Crockercorp. So Jacob and John have to save him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,748
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    487
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    Did... did I just not write anything for Homestuck?

    Wtf I was heavy into this for a year and I'm kinda dissapointed I never did anything for it!?

    Wll Imma fix that somone come talk to me about homestuck rn!

    These are just headcannons cuz I literally can't even with an actual storyline and junk :)

    Enjoy<3

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    352
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    52
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    You glanced at Bro still chatting outside the window and a quote from a game you watched him play flitted through your head. What was it?
    Pick a God and pray?
    Well, you didn't really believe in Gods but maybe it couldn't hurt.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you are nine years old when you first pray to a God you don’t know for help. Because it’s Dave, he’s really too young to die. You’re surprised when your prayer is answered by a blustering Child God in blue.
    It never happens again.
    Until it does. Again. And again.

    Entry for the DirkJohn Big Bang 2020.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,803
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1596
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    The Alternian empire is powerful. No mere Neophyte could hope to even blunt its impact.

    Made for the HSD September Writing Competition.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    552
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    50
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    Summary

    This is a remake of one of my other works.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    157
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    28
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    The human called June Eg8ert is about to collide with the shards of a reality she herself helped to break.

    Will she pick up the pieces, or merely make a bigger mess?

    We are very curious to find out.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    217,442
    Chapters:
    14/15
    Comments:
    181
    Kudos:
    435
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    12510
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    If you’re the older brother and son of a Vantas, a family destined to be overthrown by a bunch of trolls what else could you do when you barely remember what happened from the beginning?

    Magic is powerful, yet so easy to exploit.

    There used to be only two kingdoms, Derse and Prospit. But then all of a sudden it all went to shit the minute the Vantas family was overthrown.

    (Inspired by a Medievalstuck au server)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,112
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    101
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    So yeah. The Homestuck AU of the MCU NO ONE wanted. Basically the MCU characters are trolls on Alternia, going through life on a dictatorial planet, just trying to keep their loved ones safe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,277
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Hits:
    47
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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    18,419
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    196
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    A young mutant troll watches as Alternia receives a new leader. Part of the Sanguine Candy series.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,347
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    91
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    Your name is Dave Strider, you're the victor of the 72nd Hunger Games, and the only thing you care about is keeping yourself and your brother safe.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and the Capitol made the mistake of turning you into what you are, before giving you every reason to want to see it burn.

    Your name is Jake English, and surviving to become the single most popular victor in the Capitol might in fact have been a fate worse than death.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you're going to be the next Head Gamemaker no matter whose corpse you have to step over to get there.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you know you're going to die.

    Your name is Terezi Pyrope, and you refuse to let them kill you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    139,384
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    444
    Kudos:
    556
    Bookmarks:
    81
    Hits:
    10311
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    A world in which some humans due to over population were forced to move to Alternia. Humans were slowly filtered into blood castes via their eye colors rather then their candy mutant blood. Everything is mostly the same, the hemospectrum, the trolls themselves. The only different is romance.

    Romance has been flipped on its head. Hearts are black, Diamonds are Ashen, Spades are pale, and Clubs are red. Due to the change of humans being forced to move to Alternia, humans were forced to go into their jobs, and accept their weird terms of speech, some adjusted well, others did not.

    It's a very unconventional time full of strife and weird romance that no one really understands. They can only hope to survive in this weird whacky world. Even if things will get a lot stranger.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,696
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    90
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    A (loose) series of the Reader (you) getting calls from your troll friends after they get sick.
    They aren't used to human illnesses and need your help getting well again. <3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,254
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    152
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2138
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    Oceans Between Us tells the story of Aranea Serket as she serves under the infamous Marquise Spinneret Mindfang and the rest of her crew. Mindfang and her crew had been on the run for two whole sweeps from the bloodthirsty Legislacerator Neophyte Redglare.

    Aranea's hope of survival had all but diminished since their journey started but when their ship stopped at a small coastal village to stock up on supplies, she meets a Jadeblood that changes her life forever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,595
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    53
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    in an alternate universe where canon is treated like a piece of discarded garbage, the hiveswap trolls meet some newcomers that seem...strangely familiar.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,001
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2279

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