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    Neil and Andrew find themselves back in the past with the chance to do it all again. Who knows if this time they learn some things and save some people (and kill others) all while falling a little more in love (sorry hate) with each other. Notes at the end of chapters.

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    The Foxes bet on who Andrew is dating. Neil causes problems on purpose.

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    “How did you even convince the mo- Andrew to compete with you?” Allison asked.

    “I asked,” Neil replied.

    “No. You’re not allowed to give me that bullshit, Josten. I need the real reason.” Allison pried.

    “Well it did take some gentle bribing…” Neil threw her a bone with a small smile on his lips.

    “Neil Josten you whore,” She laughed out.

    “I never said they were sexual favors,” Neil tried to sound dignified.

    “Oh I understand just fine, no need to tell me twice,” Allison replied.

    ----
    Neil, Andrew, and many of the other foxes (including some friends from other teams) compete on the Amazing Race. It's a perfect opportunity for low stakes competition that will fuel the gambling pot for months to come...

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    Neil and Kevin hold a grudge against each other for years and constantly pull pranks, sabotaging each other's bookstores.
    But when Andrew opens a huge-ass, fancy bookstore on the same street, this could kick them both out of business.
    Neil and Kevin have no choice but to bury the hatchet and chase Andrew out of their street.
    Andrew just wants to kiss the pretty idiots who think their pranks are actually anything else but dumb AF.

    |Kandreil. Pining. Idiots in love. Prank Wars. There's only one bed... umm couch.|

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    Neil Josten just surprised Andrew with a goddamn tongue piercing, and now Andrew has to wait six weeks for it to heal. It shouldn't be a problem...shouldn't being the key word here. Because Andrew has found that nothing is ever so simple when Neil Josten is involved.

    AKA the fic where Neil Josten teases his boyfriend mercilessly for weeks before blowing his...mind. 😉

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    After two years of unrelenting silence, Kevin comes back into Aaron's life. Andrew is PISSED, Neil is secretly thrilled. And Aaron — Aaron doesn't quite know what to do.

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    Andrew slowly starts to let Neil thaw at his walls and Neil is a stubborn, enamoured little shit.

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    “Are you making friends, Abram?” Mary asked, a nervous tint to her voice.

    Neil thought about the day he finally took out his colored contacts when Nicky asked and the way Andrew had gripped the back of his neck, hissing, “Another bit of unexpected honesty.”

    He wondered when he’d started letting his guard down and things slip.

    “Yeah, Mom,” he answered.

    ~*~

    The start of Neil's journey navigating through the Foxes, Ravens and family relations.

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    “It all started with a game.”
    Neil Josten is a runaway.
    And after several years on the road, he finally found himself in a place where just flight or fight wouldn’t just solve things again.
    After getting an invitation for Columbia’s most famous senior game, he has no choice but to accept it and do what’s necessary for his secret to stay hidden.
    Jumping off cliffs, crossing bridges with blindfolds, standing against his own fears, Neil will now learn that there is no way you can escape the past if not facing it.
    The rules are simple, even if the things get twisted: don’t panic.

    Nerve/Panic AU!

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    This is probably going to be really long. Basically, Andreil, after they both join a pro Exy team. Neil suggests they make things a little more interesting and don't necessarily tell anyone about their relationship, just act as they usually would. Cue the Minyard/Josten rivalry and basically just Andrew and Neil being little shits and thoroughly enjoying making everyone think they can't stand each other.

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    “Alright, Andrew, what’re you looking for? Tarot? Palmistry? Tasseography?”

    “All this stuff is just as fake as the next. It makes no difference to me.”

    Neil laughed. He fucking laughed. The sound reverberated through Andrew’s entire body. “Why are you here, then?”

    “My cousin dragged me here,” Andrew said. “Which one of these things takes up the least of my time?”

    Neil, an amused grin on his face, picked the tarot card back up. “Well, the most basic thing I can do for you is a three card reading. Past, present, future, if you’re okay with that.”

    Andrew shrugged. “Whatever.”

    “Great.”

    -

    or: nicky drags andrew to the carnival and they come across a fortune teller. of course, andrew thinks the fortune teller is bs, but he also think the fortune teller is hot

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    He eyed the step-stool on the other side of the kitchen. He could always use that and put it back and no one would be the wiser. But no. Andrew was a fully capable adult with a reputation to uphold and he would get that bowl down by himself, dammit.

    Andrew had been through hell and back, and then some. He would not be bested by cabinetry.

    •••

    5 times Andrew was far too short, and one time his height was just right

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    Unkind and ever familiar, that anger Lola had triggered earlier returned with sharp teeth and without mercy. He would rip his time from their hands by force, like he’d been doing every day since he was born. Lola was clever as the devil, but Neil had been raised through the loopholes.

    She couldn’t hurt his Foxes if she was dead.

    Or

    Neil is much more dangerous than anyone gives him credit for.

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    Человека хуже, чем Нил Джостен, просто не найти. Мало того, что он влюбил в себя всех друзей Аарона и увёл прямо у него из-под носа победу в школьной олимпиаде по математике, так он ещё и прифотошопил его лицо к фотографиям, на которых с кем-то целуется, и теперь никто не верит Аарону, что на этих фото не он.

    Или Аарон наконец-то находит брата, с которым его давным-давно разлучили, однако Нил, возможно, находит его чуть раньше.

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    Neil Josten is the worst. As if it wasn't enough that all Aaron's friends love him and he stole the math competition victory right under his nose, but now he photoshopped Aaron's face in a picture of them kissing and no one believes Aaron that this isn't him in that photo.

    OR Aaron finally finds his long lost brother. Neil might have found him a little sooner than Aaron. 😉

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    “Okay, I know what you’re going to say,” Neil said, staring at the counter. “But I want something on my leg.”

    “What did you think I was going to say?” Andrew asked.

    “Well…” Neil trailed off, stalling on purpose. “I want a paw print. The logo of the Palmetto State Foxes.”

    “Why?” Andrew asked, narrowing his eyes.

    “Just because.” Neil shrugged. “If you don’t want to, that’s fine.”

    ~*~

    Andrew has a very big crush on his roommate, Neil Josten. It only grows bigger when Neil goes to him specifically for a tattoo.

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    Struggling to find his next inspiration, Andrew Minyard is used to a quiet, boring life with nothing but his cats and his books.

    Until one day, a mysterious stranger collapses outside his front door, and Andrew's curiosity blooms anew.

    (previously titled as: Reading Between the Lines)

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    Neil checks his buzzing phone. It’s a text from Allison. "How’s summer break going with ur Dummy Thicc Emo BF?"

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    Andrew Minyard doesn’t believe soulmates exist.

    Or rather, he doesn’t believe his soulmate exists. The vibrant stripe of auburn tucked between the scars on his wrist like a secret is real enough, true. He’s stared at it enough times over the years to be certain of that.

    But the person it connects him to? Impossible. A hallucination. A pipe dream.

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    “We’re having a celebratory dinner when Aaron wins.”

    “If Aaron wins,” Kevin put in.

    “When,” Nicky argued, whipping around quickly to aim a glare Kevin’s way. “I’m not tolerating any negativity, Kevin.”

    “I’m not being negative. I’m pointing out that we don’t know what type of people the jury or judge are. They could not understand the situation and convict him. Or, they could get it and let him go.”

    “That’s negative, Kevin,” Nicky said.

    ~*~

    Or, a short fic about Kevin's POV of Aaron's trial and his thoughts about his relationship with Andrew.

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