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    Нил перевел взгляд на Миньярда и его губы опять расплылись в улыбке.
    - повезет в следующий раз! - усмехнулся он, и отсалютовал ему двумя пальцами от губ, в своеобразном воздушном поцелуе. - жаль, что его не будет, это был прекрасный удар!
    Джостен скользнул к выходу, аккуратно огибая блондина, в отличие от того, что сделал с его тренером, и скрылся из виду, так быстро, как только можно, ленясь переходить на бег.
    (ау, где Нил на наркотиках вместо Эндрю)

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    22/?
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    4
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    16
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    What do you get when you throw a walking, talking lie and a man who holds true above all else but hates sharing his own into a room with a lie detector?

    Chaos.

    ALSO!

    They're dating.

    And pro athletes.
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    Andrew and Neil do a lie detector test interview. Neil plans on tomfoolery and Andrew is only really there to make sure Neil doesn't end up running his mouth *too* badly.

    ft: mentions of the cats, the past foxes, and andreil having fun.

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    3/6
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    215
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    Nathaniel had become medicated after getting caught by the police beating up creeps in an alleyway. He is having frequent mental breakdowns and is dying of boredom when David Wymack gives him an offer that is too good to be true. He has to struggle with Andrew Minyard causing him tremendous problems and Kevin Day threatening his sanity. Will Nathaniel (now Neil Josten) gain a family or will he lose everything he has built.

    Language:
    English
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    813
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    24
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    4
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    126
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    “So young and there’s already talk of them making it to Court…”
    “They’re bound to be the best, one day. Riko Moriyama, Kevin Day, Nathaniel Wesninski, Jean Moreau and Andrew Doe.”
    ****
    Or, the Perfect Court AU where there are five, not three, players in the Raven’s perfect Court, Andrew and Nathaniel are involved with organized crime (because of course they are), and Jean, Kevin, Andrew and Nathaniel find (some sort of) comfort in each other

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    2/?
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    37
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    5
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    He’s stopped in his tracks by an exy racquet swinging down in front of him, close enough that he can hear the wind whistling through the strings.

    He drags his gaze upward to find a man he doesn’t recognise grinning widely at him, eyes hard and cold. He keeps the racquet at Andrew’s feet, preventing him from leaving. “Leaving so soon?” the man laughs, a cheery lilt in his voice that makes the back of Andrew’s neck prickle.

    --[-]--

    Or,

    Role Reversal AU

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    When Nathaniel Wesninski was 14 his mother died from a bullet wound and a beating curtesy of his father. After burying her body on a beach in California, Nathaniel fled to the only person in the world he thought could help him, his uncle Stuart. In order to survive, he slowly became the exact person his mother never wanted him to become.

    When his father’s men eventually caught up to him again, he did the only thing he’s ever truly known how to do, he ran.

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    3/?
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    13
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    82
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    9
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    558
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    "Since when were we friends!?"

    "...You're kidding, right?"

    "..."

    "Right!?"

    OR

    Neil had been running for a while and he knew how to hack the system. As much as he would like to, completely isolating himself would only make him stick out even more. So, he had made sure to get in the good graces of one of the lesser known friend groups, just enough to be able to do things like sit next to them at lunch, and was therefore gifted perfect camouflage. Everyone gave weird looks to the random kid in a hoodie who always ate alone, but no one paid attention to the random kid in the hoodie who sat with his friends.

    OR

    Neil had friend in Millport, even if he didn't realize it. And now, after two years, they're back. And they want answers.

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    English
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    882
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    4
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    95
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    9
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    After years of witness protection, Kevin and Neil move in the house across from Andrew and Jeremy. Lying has always been the key to their survival, but with Andrew and Jeremy, that’s off the table.

    — Soulmates AU where soulmates can’t lie to each other.
    Neil has chickens, Kevin is a tattoo artist, Andrew is suspicious and Jeremy bakes a lot.

    Series
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    English
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    10,726
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    456
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    62
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    Listen. All fans of All For The Game hate this fucking series just as much as they love it and I am no exception. Nora's writing doesn't make sense in so many parts, there are plot holes, WHAT ARE ANDREW'S MEDS ABOUT, and Nora was a coward because she planned to make Kandriel a thing but chickened out. (Love you , Nora.) Anyway, I am here to remedy all these ailments.

    TL;DR- A fix-it fic except I'm just fixing the writing choices. Enjoy if you wish :)

    ALL CREDIT FOR THE SERIES AND CHARACTERS, AS WELL AS ANY LINES THAT REMAIN UNCHANGED FROM CANON, BELONG TO NORA.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    10
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    2
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    Anos antes dos eventos do primeiro filme começarem a se desenrolar, alguns meses após a criação da ilha, uma noite improvável e impensado, causada por álcool ruim, culminou em uma criança que mudaria totalmente a história que conhecemos.

    ……….
    E se Mal não fosse filha única? E se ela tivesse um irmão mais velho por parte de pai? E se outra gangue, surgida muito antes de Mal e Uma, dominasse a ilha quase por completo? Que diferença isso causaria na trama?

     

    Nem All for the Game nem Descentes me pertencem.

    Series
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    Português brasileiro
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    11
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    109
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    Magic is illegal and only the underground mafia families have it. Families like Neil’s. Neil doesn’t have any but that doesn’t make him less of a criminal—he still killed his best friend, Kevin, when he was fifteen, even if he doesn’t remember doing it.

    Andrew can heal anyone with a touch and that in itself is a dangerous secret to keep. But magic comes at a cost. Every time he takes away someone’s pain, he inflicts some on himself.
    Then Andrew meets Neil, a beautiful stranger bleeding on his rooftop, and Neil… well, Neil is the first one to ask what healing him would cost Andrew.

     

    AKA Andreil against the entire crime underworld Magic AU with a side of mystery "murder"

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    3/6
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    204
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    19
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    O que aconteceria se, antes dos eventos de The Foxhole Court começarem a se desdobrar, algumas semanas após Neil chegar a Palmetto, todas as raposas forem levadas a ler seu futuro numa tentativa de impedir todo o caos que se seguiria?

     

    All for the game não me pertence, e sim a rainha Nora Sakavic.

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    2/16
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    13
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    39
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    He threw his head back and laughed - an ugly, grating, unnerving thing.

    A boy that young and that wounded should not laugh as though he were merry.

    "How fucking pathetic do you need to be to beat up someone tied up?"

    A knife lodged itself into his throat.

    Nathaniel screamed.
    The wretched sound echoed, a pernicious phantom born out of raw pain.

    Nathaniel screamed.
    He did not scream again.
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    Where Nathaniel is a Raven, and his smart mouth isn't dealt with as kindly.

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    5/?
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    122
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    15
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    Of all the night’s events, there were only three things that Nathaniel really remembered clearly: the moments before the riots, being questioned by Lola in the car, and watching his father walk down the stairs to the basement. The last thing Nathaniel could remember was the way the light caught the blade of his father’s axe, blinding and terrifying as it was raised towards the ceiling. He couldn’t remember it coming down but it had to one way or another, right?

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    1/1
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    308
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    Neil sat alone in the kitchen and wasn’t sure if he could stomach the tea anymore. He’d had over six months to learn that Andrew was very much off-limits, but knowing that didn’t stop the clusterfuck happening in his brain. Because although Neil had never had a crush before he wasn’t stupid, alright? He knows that being jealous of someone else’s relationship has to at least mean something.

    So, yeah. Neil has a crush on his roommate, Andrew Minyard, who just so happens to be dating his other roommate, Kevin Day. The whole thing sounds like the setup to a bad romcom.

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    “Do you think you could help me with something?”
    “Oh?” The man looked him up and down and smiled, “What would that something be? Aren’t you here with someone?” he looked toward Andrew’s table.
    Neil grinned. A smart, observant man. Probably listened well too. “That’s what I need your help with. I want to make him jealous. All you need to do is dance with me a little. I’ll even buy your next drink”
    The man laughed and downed the one in his hand. “Just dancing? Nothing else?”
    “Nope. Just dancing. That cool with you..?”
    “Ben. Yeah that's cool with me..?”
    “Neil.” Neil said, then turned to where Roland approached them behind the bar and told him that Ben’s next drink was on him. Roland glanced between them, over to the back of Andrew’s head, and back to them. “Didn’t think Andrew was willing to share,” he said, leaning forward on the bar, closer to Neil.
    Neil scoffed and smirked at Roland, “He’s not.”

    -or-

    Neil doesn't know why Andrew has been ignoring him, and he's sick of it. At the suggestion of the other Foxes, he decides to get Andrew's attention. Doing so is as simple as asking a man to...dance, with him at Eden's. Except maybe Neil does a little more than 'dance'...

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    42
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    Because for as much as Kevin would talk to Andrew about the Ravens, whine about Riko, warn him about Tetsuji, explain to him why he trusted Jean… he had never really mentioned Nathaniel.

    In a story, once or twice. In passing, perhaps a few times. And Andrew found that he trusted Nathaniel less each and every time he heard the name.
     

    Andrew is propositioned at a summer exy banquet, and a deal is proposed.

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    51,502
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    273
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    868
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    175
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    16391
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    “When you said you were taking me out, I thought you would at least bring me flowers.”

    Neil leaned back and tapped his phone against his knee. “Excuse me?”

    He shrugged. “A man can’t get flowers?”

    “This isn’t- this isn’t a fucking date. I am going to kill you.”

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    3,992
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    1/1
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    6
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    259
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    16
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    1397
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    Punching your roommate is not a very smart idea. Starting a friends with benefits relationship with said roommate is an even worse one. Setting up a string of rules to keep it purely physical and make sure you don’t catch feeling but catching them anyways is certainly the stupidest thing you could do in that situation.

    Luckily for Neil, he never claimed to be smart.

    Language:
    English
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    56,760
    Chapters:
    11/?
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    79
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    279
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    48
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    Andrew and Neil knew each other as kids, and stayed in contact. When Mary becomes pregnant, Neil knows that they can't keep running. Andrew happens to have a supportive family for once in his life.

    Featuring Neils's baby brother and soft Andrew & Neil, who are 'just really close friends', for now.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,279
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    215
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2873

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