12 Works in Napoleon is a Tease

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    It isn’t that Illya has a fixation, not anymore than he can fixate on a particularly rooted splinter, or passive aggressive comments made by a colleague, or scabies. That’s what Napoleon Solo is from the moment they set eyes on one another: Under Illya’s skin.

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    “Maybe somewhat calculated is not good enough,” Illya spits, and Napoleon can feel that he’s thrumming with adrenaline, and as much as his hands hurt right now, he reaches up, feeling blood flow back in his arms, and dares touching Illya’s neck — it’s so tense he thinks he could cut his fingers on it for a moment, but Illya doesn’t even flinch as he does, even if Napoleone is touching him in a fairly vulnerable spot, and —

    He smiles, weakly. He knows it’s a really poor effort, but now he also is shaking with adrenaline and he can’t — he can’t —

    “If it meant you’d live, it would have been,” he confesses, and maybe he should mind that they’re surrounded by dead people, but he can’t think about that, not when Illya is staring down at him, shaking his head slightly and moving closer, pushing him against the wall, but — gentler. Even if his wrists are still trembling all over.

    “And what about you?” He asks, his voice suddenly dropping lower.

    Or: in which a mission goes wrong first and not so much after.

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    Alternate Universe where the characters are athletes from the prestigious UNCLE Sports Academy. Illya Kuryakin is a swimmer, Gaby Teller is a martial artist and Napoleon Solo's a powerlifter.

    Illya Kuryakin is hell-bent on training for the world championships and trains like his life depended on it, his campus life revolves mainly around workouts, eating, and supporting his best friend Gaby Teller. She makes it her goal to make Illya experience a life more than pools and awards, then a witty powerlifter comes along their way.

    Explicit rating for future smut and violence.
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    Irregular updates huhu sorry

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    Written for the following prompt sent to my tumblr: "We’re coworkers but we work different shifts and communicate exclusively through post-it notes. maybe i should just give you my phone number already so you can tell me more about the lady who ordered a latte for her ten year old."

    Hope this meets the expectations :)

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    Strip chess. I have no excuse for this.

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    Napoleon Solo is an Omega. Illya knows this, had caught the man’s scent back at that little chop shop in East Berlin.

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    After a trying day, it makes everything so much better to hear Illya’s voice, even more now that he couldn’t see him. And Napoleon is in too good of a mood to let Illya ruin it.

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    The one where they are on separate missions and Napoleon calls Illya to check on him. What happens after has very little plot.

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    Illya is not happy with Napoleon's remark regarding his bow tie. Now, what is he going to do about it?

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    Illya ponders about serious matters while Napoleon lazes about and being his natural distracting self. Illya is conflicted and Napoleon is showing too much skin.

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    It would be easier to resist Napoleon Solo were he not so infuriatingly irresistible.

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    Missing scene from the Movie. What if Victoria found Napoleon with Illya instead of alone on his bedroom?

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    Napoleon is making obscene public displays to win the attention of a woman doesn't seem to notice. Illya notices. Illya cringes in embarrassment. Illya wishes Napoleon would at least turn around and look at him with his stupid twinkling eyes, so that Illya could laugh the whole thing off instead of growing increasingly uncomfortable.

    Illya is confused.

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