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    [In which Heck is 7.] Hellspawn Dowling's dad Thaddeus J. Yuck checks out of a family vacation to Provincetown, Massachusetts, 2 days before they're about to leave. Harriet, feeling shaky in her contentious marriage, doesn't want to go alone with her...uh...hellspawn of a kid. And so the inimitable Nanny J. Ashtoreth accompanies Hellspawn and Harriet to a weeklong stay in the queerest town on the Eastern seaboard. Heck learns a lot about her rights, her options, herself, her mom, and her governess.

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    Sometimes, it was like living with an angel and a demon on his shoulder. Warlock knew about this concept because Brother Francis made him read a book that had old illustrations of very unrealistic angels and demons whispering into people’s ears. Not that he really knew what angels and demons looked like, but what use are wings if they aren't even attached to your body? Stupid adults.

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    Crowley isn't doing this because he is nice. He is a demon, demons aren't nice. Nice is a four letter word. Crowley does it all because it is the opposite of what it appears God wants. So there!

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    Virgil Dowling's eleventh birthday would be pretty cool, if his old Nanny and gardener didn't show up in disguise. When he steps away to fume, what he hears may change his life. What's left of it...

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    Crowley had always been fond of human children, and the Antichrist wasn’t all that different, aside from the destiny to bring about the end of the world and all that. Crowley fed him, played with him, sang him to sleep; he did all the things one would do when caring for a small child. And while he was ashamed to admit it, he enjoyed every minute of being the nanny of the Dowling family.

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    [In which Heck is 41.] Hecate Ashtoreth Fell the witch (formerly known as Warlock Dowling) has a secret. She has made a happy little family with her Hellmom, the demon Crowley, and her Angeldad, Crowley’s ineffable spouse Aziraphale. But an old wound still festers. She hates Thaddeus J. Dowling XVI, her previous dad.

    Crowley the guy (also Nanny the lady and Mala the snake) has a secret. He wants to take care of kids again, even though he already has Heck. He’s probably a horrible Hellmom too, especially since his kid is obviously keeping things from him.

    Ligur the demon has a secret. More than anything else in Heaven, Hell, or Earth, he wants to trust someone. He wants something you don’t dare to dream of downstairs: a friend.

    Persephone, Ancient Greek goddess of the underworld, has a secret. She’s been missing for thirty years. No one knows where she has gone or why.

    Heck summons Ligur to take vengeance on her previous dad. Meanwhile Crowley and Aziraphale join their Ancient Greek friends to search for Persephone. And two parallel journeys into the heart of secrets inevitably collide, revealing truths that no one expects.

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    [In which Heck is 18, with a significant flashback to when she was 11.] Heck the witch (formerly known as Warlock), has finally chosen which college to attend. In an excited chat, she tells her Hellmom Crowley and her Angeldad Aziraphale the good news. The epic saga touches upon an analysis of The Battle Hymn of the Republic, an ambush from Thaddeus J. Dingleberry, that time that Aziraphale defended 90% of Antonia J. Crowley's honor in a duel, Heck's real reasons for picking the school she did, the real story of the Symbolic Burning of Selected Papers from Hated Classes, how Heck caused the downfall of the Winslow Holm School for Boys, and why she's going back to upstate New York. A wild ride indeed.

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    "Master Warlock, whatever is the problem? Why are you crying?"
    "I can't tell you."
    "Why ever not?"
    "Because I promised Nanny I wouldn't."
    "Oh, you can tell your ol' friend, Father Francis now, can't you?"
    "No."
    "But why?"
    "Because Nanny said she'd switch me if I ever told anyone."

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    Do not read if easily offended. This is rather dark. You have been warned. (More tags to be added, rating and warnings may change.)

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    Warlock đã kết luận rằng: vú em của cậu là đồ đạo đức giả.

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    Harriet Dowling, the wife of Thaddeus Dowling had enough of her life after the failed trip to Israel. It has taken her over a year to get everything ready; reconnecting her ancestor of her Grandmother who was a Satanic Nun from the Chattering Order of Saint Bery, her satanic brothers & sisters and restore her relationship with the Unholy Saints to call upon to help to curse her husband soon to be ex and aid her & Warlock’s life after from leaving him. Thaddeus has recently found out the truth that Warlock is not his biology child, something she already knew but never acknowledge. It was time to join her only friend, Nanny Ashtoreth.

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    [In which Heck is 33, with a significant flashback to when she's under 6 months old.] Nanny Ashtoreth -- she's calm; she's cool; she's competent. She always knows just what to say and just what to do. She glides through life with a serpentine ease, never a hair out of place. She's the perfect perfectionist who has everything under control, right?

    Mmmmm, not so much. Here's a story about four times in her life when she was clueless, even [horror of horrors!] speechless. Read on to find out how our lady of inimitable aplomb handled herself in these times of crisis.

    [For those of you keeping track, Heck the witch, formerly known as Warlock, who has now adopted herself into Crowley and Aziraphale's family, is 33 in this story.]

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    [In which Heck is 18.] Hecate "Heck" Frances Ashtoreth Dowling, the witch formerly known as Warlock, is now about eighteen and worrying about what to do with her life. She pours her heart out into a letter to Nanny Ashtoreth, but deletes a lot of it and throws it away. Somehow Nanny writes back, responding to everything, including the deleted bits. Their correspondence leads to an online chat with Heck, Crowley, and Aziraphale. The angel and the demon reveal the truth about the Apocawhoops, sending Heck into an existential crisis. Further chats occur while Heck tries to make sense of everything. Eventually Heck, Crowley, and Aziraphale meet up in a cafe. Cluelessness, awkwardness, and angst occur, but WUVS rule the day. Also Crowley is not crying. There's just something in his eye. And don't worry -- Heck finally reunites in person with her beloved Nanny too [because genderfluid Crowley is apparently much more interesting, entertaining, and just plain cool than I ever expected].

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    Fourteen years after the last time he saw them, Warlock Dowling remembers moments with his nanny and gardener, and the lasting ways they impacted his life.

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    Now that he's reunited with Crowley and Aziraphale, Warlock starts figuring out who HE is. Who they are? Something like that, anyway.

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    The Butterfly Effect. If put simply, it is the phenomenon where a small, seemingly irrelevant change, can lead to a dramatic change elsewhere. Crowley’s minute choice ultimately lead to a 3 second delay, and a shift in mindset. And here is the story of how The Butterfly Effect exists, but is also under my control. Of how life reaches the same, predetermined, destination, but on a wildly different trip.

    Crowley & Aziraphale raise Warlock AU

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    Warlock loves watching Mary Poppins, especially with his Nanny, because it reminds him of her.

    Or 5 times Ashtoreth and Warlock Watch Mary Poppins and The One Time he Watches it Without Her.

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    [In which Heck is 11.] Crowley and Aziraphale are staking out Heck's (she's not going by Warlock anymore) eleventh birthday. They think she's the Antichrist, so they're waiting for her forecast hellhound to appear and be named, thus inaugurating the End of Days. Crowley watches Aziraphale's birthday entertainment, a magic show, for a while, then realizes that Heck's not in the audience. He goes looking for her. After a run-in with Rudy, Heck's au pair, Crowley finds Heck. As the not-yet-witch talks to the demon and confides what she feels for her Nanny, the demon gets all shaken up, feelings wise, form wise, and gender wise.

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    [In which Heck is 27.] A is for AGONY, a deep, throbbing smart...

    Heck the witch, formerly known as Warlock, is now twenty-seven, living with her Hellmom Crowley and her Angeldad Aziraphale after being fired, dumped, and evicted. Self-doubt, which she imagines as a demon looking suspiciously like Thaddeus J. Dowling XVI, assails her.

    Her ineffable parents try to cheer her up by introducing her to Chaz, a customer who needs just the kind of knowledge that Heck has. Friendship blossoms between Heck and Chaz. Later that day, Heck learns the story of The Antichrist's ABCs and other happy childhood memories.

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    Warlock has a bad dream and seeks the comfort of his Nanny

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    [In which Heck is 18.] Heck Dowling the witch [formerly known as Warlock] has moved back to Tadfield to be with her Hellmom Crowley and her Angeldad Aziraphale. She discovers they haven't told her everything about their lives now. Crowley, a HUGE Doctor Who fan, is mistaken for a medical doctor. He seizes the chance to play both a doctor and the [Tenth, of course!] Doctor, dragging Heck into a medical mystery, the role of the Doctor's daughter, and a reunion with an old friend. Why yes, Nanny Ashtoreth appears as well!

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