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    in which there's a prompt list of words and 15 mins to write a one shot that has something to do with wwdits. enjoy

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    Nandor and Guillermo's D/S relationship explored.

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    Picking up a year after season 3.

    Nadja and Guillermo are sent to Staten Island where they find Laszlo, baby Collin Robinson, and a new nanny.

    It's a grand reunion for Laszlo, but Nadja and Guillermo are having none of it.

    Now, the willing foster of an energy vampire has an enraged wife and a sexually frustrated vampire hunter to deal with.

    In a moment of inspiration (fearing for his un-life) Laszlo writes to Nandor, requesting that he return home.

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    Guillermo is locked in a coffin. Nandor thinks he's been abandoned. Laszlo has taken on responsibility that means he is no longer fucking or sucking. And of course, Nadja is not pleased with any of it.

    We hate to see them in pain, but the documentary crew has to admit: it makes for good TV. Even better, they've found their soundtrack for next season, courtesy of the iPod left behind in Guillermo's suitcase.

    A season 4/hiatus fic, where every chapter is inspired by a song/lyrics by The Mountain Goats. You do not have to know anything about the Mountain Goats to understand this fic though. Chapters will be small, and post in serial format.

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    “I’ll source blood for you. I-I’ll find blood for you, and in return, you won’t feed on anyone in Pearlwick. And you’ll keep telling this vampiric council that the blood here isn’t any good.”

    Nandor hums, deeply considering the proposition before giving Guillermo a fanged grin.

    “Very well, little human. We have a deal.”


    Guillermo is perfectly happy with his life. He's skilled in his magic classification, using his magic to run his own little cafe and help out the locals. He gets a bit lonely at times, rarely finding the time to take a break, but he doesn't mind. He likes his life just how it is, he keeps telling himself, in hopes that he'll convince himself it's true. Though, he supposes, a little break in routine might be nice...

    He's not sure how to feel when that break in routine takes the form of a very handsome vampire feeding on the locals.

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    Abraham van Helsing is yet to decide if he wants to kill the infamous count Dracula or fuck him first. Possibly both.

    Vlad Tepes, aka the infamous count Dracula, is yet to decide if he's terrified of the stakes that jab his clothes and pin him to the wall – or extremely aroused by the same things. Possibly both.

    👀
    Or how a famous, if eccentric, academic becomes an even more famous vampire-hunter(/fucker).

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    Nandor needs a hug. I was so sure he would invite Guillermo for a snuggle after that episode.

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    I love Guillermo de la Cruz and Nandor should turn him so they can be husbands forever.

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    Nandor has always been a patient master, and Guillermo has never cared to take pride in his work. Not until Nandor's smile suddenly became more important than getting his own pair of fangs as soon as possible. He can wait a while longer, as long as he knows he's the one that this pampered fucker wants taking care of him. Guillermo likes to know he's needed, and Nandor sure is needy.

    ~*~

    "Why are you doing this?" I couldn't help but to ask instead of flinching at the sting of the alcohol.

    "Because you are bleeding a lot and it smells very delicious. I do not want Nadja to eat you."

    That wasn't what I was asking, but I know better than to correct him or second guess. Nevertheless, he gave me a knowing look before turning away to cut bands. "Or are you wondering why I did not just eat you instead?"

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    Guillermo has always been an above-average familiar and Nandor has always prioritized his own comfort and happiness over the opinions of others. Over the course of their time together, Nandor becomes comfortable and happy. He decides that Guillermo is not disposable, and he struggles to come to term with his budding affection for the favorite familiar a lot less than he had expected. Nandor the Relentless only wants the best, and that's what Guillermo has become.

    ~*~

    "But you aren't having any fun. Lazlo, Nadja, and Colin are still having fun, so it was still worth coming out here. You don't have to force yourself to stay. They know the way back to the hotel, they can get back without you."

    I looked down at him in the weird, shifting lighting of the party. He is staring back with a concerned look and angled to put his back to a group of vampires that were loud and rowdy, doing something to keep them out of my personal space while at the same time trying to make me more comfortable. I fucking hate it! I absolutely adore this human!

    "The other three are going to make fun of me ceaselessly."

    "Who cares?"

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    "Owning a familiar is already a great deal more complicated than it once was," says Nandor. "There are so many rules! I mean, you don't even get to fuck them anymore because apparently that's just not appropriate behaviour for the workplace or something. But we follow all the rules, because..."

    He trails off as a loud scuffling noise comes from the open doorway. Guillermo's head pokes around the frame, one earbud hanging loose on its string. "Wait... what was that last bit?"

    Nandor sighs in exaggerated exasperation. "I was just telling the nice camera people all about how I've never fucked you, Guillermo! This cannot be news to you! Have you not noticed all the amazing restraint I have shown on your account? Have I ever fucked you? No! You'd remember if I had! My fucks are not forgettable!"

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    "When he heard the door slam open, Guillermo knew it was going to be an especially rough coffin-time. Sure, when the vampires came home after hunting, they were rowdy. Hell, their base state wasn’t anything but! The slamming, slurred singing, and stomping of feet, however, could only mean one thing: intoxicated blood."

    Set after season 2. What if the Guide had waited a bit longer to come give them the news about their new jobs? Nandor is a dumb while drunk, is generally a dick, then Guillermo gets *angy*.

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    Guillermo was pretty quiet about his home life. He didn't care to mention his mother to his master, nor to Laszlo, Nadja, or Colin Robinson. He also didn't care to mention about his sister because his sister was already trouble, and adding vampires to the mix wouldn't bode well for what little mental stability he had left as a familiar. Unfortunately, Julieta has flunked out of college, and she's returned home. When she is told her brother is nowhere to be found, she tracks him down. To make a long and an excruciatingly complicated story short, Julieta forces herself into his new life as Nadja and Laszlo's new and permanent familiar. Julieta just wants to be around her big brother more; she didn't expect to find much else here, especially not with his new master to consider. | Set right after 1x07

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    When GuillermoGoth2000 met Mr. The Relentless

    This story is about how Guillermo tried to give two week's notice instead of walking out the door of Panera. He was never going to quit his job without having another one lined up, and he fully planned on having the two overlap so he wouldn't risk missing any paychecks. He just wasn't looking for another job. He liked it at Panera or he liked it better than job searching at any rate.

    (Updates Mondays!)

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    Guillermo tries to move on. But the vampire currently straddling his lap is making it very hard for him not to compare him to his former master.

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    Nandor has, of course, been the best caregiver he can possibly be for his sweet Guillermo. But now, it feels different. Now he has even more to prove to his sweet little one.


    After Guillermo sleepily gives Nandor a new title while regressed, Nandor believes he now has to work even harder as Guillermo's caregiver in order to retain his new title.

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    Guillermo is gone, and his absence is so palpable even the new familiar notices. Nandor's so busy moping he might miss his chance find a way to bring him back, and lose him forever.

    But Guillermo's heard too many apologies already. It's going to take something really, really big.

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    A broken heart can be a dangerous weapon in the right hands.

    Nadja-centric, a bit of Nadja/Guillermo friendship, Nadja/Laszlo in later chapters. Runs in parallel to "Blessed with Beauty and Rage".

    ~ Dedicated to all the peasant girls out there. ~

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    Guillermo emerges from nine days of forced confinement at sea, only to find that Nandor has gone missing somewhere in Europe. Unknown dangers lurk around every corner, and now, Guillermo will have to rely on his wits, his slayer skills, and help from his dumbass roommates to track Nandor down. What could go wrong?

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    “You’re the new blacksmith, right?” The baker says, stepping back behind the counter. Nandor dumbly follows him, watches rapt as he leans on an elbow, face turning in his palm. Coy.

    “Yes. You stopped by last week, I remember.” Nandor fumbles with his hands, looking around the little cafe. There’s barely anyone here. They can talk.

    “What did you think?”

    ========

    A new blacksmith comes to the pier, and Guillermo doesn't know what to do with himself. They take up a whirlwind situationship that gets complicated when he finds out the man is a vampire. Maybe it would be easier if Guillermo didn't want to be one so bad. Maybe it would be easier if they weren't falling in love with each other.

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