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    “Bit cliché though, isn’t it?”

    The witch smirked at him.

    "You, a vampire, falling in love with Guillermo, a human. It’s been done to death. Excuse the pun.”

    If Nandor’s heart were still alive, it would have stopped dead.

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    When Nadja arrives in Britain and finds Guillermo in Laszlo's coffin, he is very sick, and Nadja is left with his care. Realizing she cares for him, and knows Nandor does as well, she has very few options, when his body starts to shut down.

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    Back in the cool night air, a few snowflakes were beginning to dust the sidewalk when he noticed a familiar smell wafting through the air. He found himself unconsciously following it, like some sort of ridiculous cartoon character. He couldn’t remember why it smelled so familiar but it did, and his curiosity got the better of him. He just had to know what it was. He followed the smell to a small bakery that he had never noticed before. 

    Memo’s Bakery, read the lit sign out front. 

    He pushed open the door. 

    _____

    Guillermo was beginning to pour the glaze over the Persian love cakes when the bell to his shop tinkled, alerting him to a customer’s entry. Shit, he must have forgotten to flip the sign over to “closed” again. He looked up, about to apologetically tell them that they were actually closed for the night, when the words caught in his throat and died before reaching his tongue. 

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    Through Guillmero and Nandor's relationship, Guillmero has saved Nandor multiple times. However, there are five that are the most prominent for him. Towards the end of the show's run, he tells which five they are.

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    “You’re the new blacksmith, right?” The baker says, stepping back behind the counter. Nandor dumbly follows him, watches rapt as he leans on an elbow, face turning in his palm. Coy.

    “Yes. You stopped by last week, I remember.” Nandor fumbles with his hands, looking around the little cafe. There’s barely anyone here. They can talk.

    “What did you think?”

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    A new blacksmith comes to the pier, and Guillermo doesn't know what to do with himself. They take up a whirlwind situationship that gets complicated when he finds out the man is a vampire. Maybe it would be easier if Guillermo didn't want to be one so bad. Maybe it would be easier if Nandor didn't hate himself.

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    Guillermo adjusts to life in London with Nadja, unsure of who he is without his master. Nandor is unsure of why Guillermo left him at that train station. They attempt to find a middle ground while balancing Nadja's new career, constant phone calls from Laszlo, and a very meddlesome camera crew.

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    “So, just to clarify,“ Guillermo said though gritted teeth. “My options are death or possible brain damage. The third option— the people I’ve come to think of as my family decide to trust me— is not on the table?”

    “No,” Nadja said sharply.

    “‘Fraid not, chap. Too risky.”

    Guillermo looked to Nandor. “Master?”

    Nandor held his chin high, even as his eyes wavered. “It is death or enthrallment, Guillermo. But we are letting you choose.”
    ~~~~~~~~~
    A season 3 canon divergence in which Guillermo has approximately 7% more self-respect and leaves the vampires in episode 1. He only goes as far as Ashley street, but it’s a start.

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    “Sometimes,” The vampire said softly in the boy’s unhearing ear, “I confuse my appetites; hunger and lust become indistinguishable, and I simply want.” He pushes his thumb under the boy’s glasses, gently stroking his orbital bone, before smushing his cheeks together with his thumb and index finger. “Only blood can satiate me in those moments.”

    After the events of “The Portrait”, Nandor licks his wounded pride in France while attending an old acquaintance’s wedding.


    Meanwhile, Nadja prepares to take her place on the Supreme Worldwide Vampiric Council, but immediately ruins everything by inviting a Van Helsing into the London headquarters. Turns out having a vampire-killer as a body guard is a giant conflict of interest, and shit; now their lives are in danger.


    Fucking Laszlo.

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    Guillermo learns some disturbing truths about his family history and its intersection with War Machine's past. Which results in a derailed government briefing, a fancy restaurant date, and some kinky roleplay.

    Basically, business as usual for the straight-laced bureaucrat and his morally-dubious superhero boyfriend.

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    So, choosing the right victim had never been just about taste. The realization struck Nadja with the force of a freight train. Suddenly it all made sense, her seemingly random stomach upsets - they were rare, but they had always come after draining some depressed human. How could she have been so stupid as to miss such an obvious connection?

    Sad victims don't sit well with Nadja.

    Five times that Nadja suffers the consequences of draining a miserable human (and one time someone else does).

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    Frederick Crane is studying at Oxford (and patently ignoring his thoughts about it being his estranged father's alma mater) when he meets Guillermo de la Cruz and starts up a relationship. Then they both move back to New York around the same time and run into someone called Nandor, who causes some complications.
    A crossover between Frasier and What We Do in the Shadows. This fic references some spoilers/leaks for season 4 of What We Do in the Shadows. This fic also contains a lot of Frasier-related elements. If you have not seen Frasier, you'll probably still be able to understand it. If you have not seen What We Do in the Shadows, you will probably be confused, though.

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    “So, Gizmo, what’s new with you?”

    “Not much. At least nothing new since the last time we spoke. Eight hours ago.”

    Nadja nods to herself from her side of the tiny kitchen island. Guillermo doesn’t want to jinx anything, but he’s fairly certain she’s grown fond of him in the year they’ve lived together. They’re basically in the same situation, she was abandoned by her husband, and he was abandoned by, well.

    Misery loves company, and Guillermo quite likes the life they’ve built, stuck together.

    “Well, I had a VERY eventful night,” She peers over to check he’s finished his coffee, and switches out her full mug for his empty one. It’s unspoken things like this, Nadja asking him to make her a cup of coffee she physically can’t drink, just to eventually give it to him every night, that solidify his hunch about her fondness.

    “I don’t really need to hear about all the sex you had-”

    “I had a LOT of sex, Gizmo! Very enjoyable. I would tell you all about it, but I’m late for council.”

     

    A year after the events of S3's finale, Guillermo and Nadja are living together in london, trying to move on. It's difficult.

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    Laszlo loves Nadja so much. That's it, thats the fic.

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    Guillermo's father dies unexpectedly, which opens up a can of worms that Guillermo does not have the spoons to handle. The gang decides to show their support to him in their most "unique" and "special" way (AKA making absolute asses out of themselves). Let the healing begin.

    *done from the found-footage perspective of the show*

    Rated M primarily for language and subject matter.

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    Guillermo is locked in a coffin. Nandor thinks he's been abandoned. Laszlo has taken on responsibility that means he is no longer fucking or sucking. And of course, Nadja is not pleased with any of it. Scattered across the globe, they're forced to confront their personal damage, and figure out how to move forward.

    Perhaps moving forward leads them back to each other.

    ~

    An alternative Season 4 where every chapter is inspired by a song/lyrics by The Mountain Goats.

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    It had been six months since Laszlo had abandoned his wife to England. Not for the first time, he'd ruined everything he had. Seems this was one time too many.

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    "Guillermo didn’t really know why they had bathrooms in the vampire-only section of the club, except well, they were probably for this. At least it meant that the floors were clean when he fell to his knees in front of Cedric the Certain and tugged his pants down."

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    Absolute filth based on the vampire club premise.

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    Short stories in honour of Pride month, each focusing on a vampire and an LGBTQ+ theme.

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    "You know, sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I was still at Panera Bread. ... But you know what they say," he smiles. "The heart wants what the heart wants."

    Laszlo has constructed the world's most elaborate inverse baby-trapping. Guillermo gets to grow his hit list and deal with the feelings he's been pretending he doesn't have about kissing his long-term master. Nadja has an empire to rule and a fleet of boys complicating that. And Nandor is stuck being Nandor.

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    Nadja doesn't hate Nandor's familiar. She doesn't particularly care about him, and every now and then she wants to tear his throat out and make sexytimes in the spilt blood with her husband-- but she certainly doesn't hate him. Maybe, just maybe, over the years "not-hating" has bled into "tolerates." But she'd never admit that.

    Because she isn’t his friend, and she isn’t good.

    There are lots of things Nadja wants to say to the human who she definitely doesn’t care about. Things about her own childhood, her own children, her time bleeding out against the earth and freezing in the forest and swimming in cool water– things about being alive and wanting otherwise. But the familiar has always been observant and Guillermo looks like a part of him heard her anyways.

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