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    “Look up! We could… if you want…”

    A chance encounter under the mistletoe and a few days snowed in together lead Jake and Mutt to explore feelings they've been hiding for each other and to try things they've never done before.

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    “How long do I have you for?”

    “For the next 43 hours,” Patrick replies, and the feeling of disbelief in David’s gut morphs into desire, into want, accompanied by something he cannot yet name.

    “Then we better make the most of them.”

    Or, this is your places call for Part Three of Favored Nations. Places.

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    6/13
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    Schitt's is the Word.
    A multi-chapter, musical, gender-bending, mash-up of two cultural icons. Featuring all the cast and a smattering of re-worked songs.

    Wholesome and pure, Patrick Brewer doesn't want to leave his hometown in Canada to live on the West Coast of the USA. He's about to be a Senior, Captain of the hockey and baseball teams and is 90% likely to be Valedictorian. But when his dad is offered a job he can't refuse, Patrick finds himself on the other side of the continent learning to surf, playing beach volleyball and staring at a beautiful boy in a sarong.

    David Rose is a spoilt Hollywood brat, on holiday from his bad boy image. At Rydell High he's the leader of the 'Birds, dates wannabe popstars and is the hottest part of a campus throuple. Escaping a bad break up, he's given up his leather and styling gel, to read books and drink coffee in Mexico. The last thing he expects is to meet a nice boy at the beach.

    From Summer Lovin' to school pep rallies and a globally streamed Battle of the Bands, Patrick and David must overcome friends, foes and a frightening amount of fluff before they can answer that most important of teenage questions: Are you the one that I want?

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    15,338
    Chapters:
    2/10
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    19
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    31
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    6
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    While looking back at her own kisses under the mistletoe, Twyla observes the residents of Schitt's Creek enjoying the tradition.

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    1/1
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    39
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    The Prompt:

    Mutt comes back to town for the winter and finds the barn uninhabitable. Faced with sleeping on his parents' couch for the next few months, he jumps on Jake's offer of his spare room in exchange for some help around the woodshop. Between holidays and through storms, they discover that they have a lot more in common than they ever thought.

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    Patrick and Rachel are engaged and attempting to plan their wedding when life finds them in Schitt's Creek.

    Patrick doesn't expect to see David Rose when he moves to Schitt's Creek. Patrick and David met many years ago.

    Patrick and David are both in relationships now. How does seeing each other again impact those relationships?

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    15/25
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    105
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    26
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    David thinks Patrick Brewer, junior captain of the Schitt's Creek University baseball team, is cocky and obnoxious. Patrick thinks David Rose, son of the university's president, is stuck-up and aloof. But all of their friends can see they're in love with each other, and hatch a plot to make them fall for each other.

    First-year Alexis has her eye on senior baseball team captain Ted Mullins. But their budding romance is put into question when Ted thinks he sees Alexis kissing someone else. Chaos ensues.

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    A retelling of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing

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    The idea for this came from my co-worker Jason telling me about an alphabet-themed poetry series he wrote. I thought it might be fun to try something like that too, so we arranged that Jason would give me 26 one-word prompts, one every few days, and I’d see what I could come up with. All he knows is that it’s for a writing project, so his suggestions are completely random and might potentially even be entirely unhelpful. :)

     
    ***And that's the alphabet***

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    "What am I supposed to do then?" David demanded. "I'll be the only one without a date!"

    "What about Brewer?" Ted offered.

    "What about me?"

    "Do you have a date to Homecoming?"

    "No," he shrugged and looked at David. "Let's go together."

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    1/1
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    Summer is coming.

    She sees an ad in the paper for a job.

    She takes it.

    Twylexis Firewatch AU.

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    1/?
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    A compilation of podfics published to the collection "Schitt's Creek Flufftoberfest: Fall Into A Pod of Fluff [2021]."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
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    8
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    3
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    Senior year has arrived for our protagonists. And with that comes adulthood looming over the horizon...some might say it's the twilight of their adolescence. There are college applications to worry about, identities to form, and...werewolves to fight?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    David and Patrick meet at a Halloween school dance.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
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    102
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    a collection of spooky, spoopy, or otherwise autumnal ficlets throughout the month of october. tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month. each ficlet is a stand-alone and not intended to be a part of a continuous story.

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    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    108
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    79
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    1
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    “Okay,” Alexis says, winking with both eyes. “I mean, yes, my new ring is technically an engagement ring. But I couldn’t help myself. I had to buy it! I just thought, like, who better to promise myself to than myself?”

    “Um,” Twyla says. “Me? Your girlfriend?”

    The day before Alexis and Twyla fly home to Schitt's Creek for the holidays, Alexis goes on a very expensive shopping spree at Tiffany & Co on her lunch break.

    [podfic of bought matching diamonds for six of my bitches]

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    27
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    31 days, 31 triple-drabbles. Will include multiple ships -- tags to be updated as I go!

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    English
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    15/31
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    421
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    161
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    4256
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    The Moulin Rouge was the height of underworld entertainment for the rich and powerful of Paris, a place to escape the everyday and be plunged into a world of lust and thirst. Men wore their finest black tailcoat tuxedos; women like Stevie were adorned in suits or dresses with plunging necklines.

     

    The dance hall swirled with scantily clad entertainers bedecked in jewelry, boas and far more makeup than necessary. It was a riot of colors and fabrics. Entering the hall, we were hit with a wall of music that took my breath away. Stevie gave me a knowing smirk and offered me her arm in escort. The look she gave me said, “You’ll get used to it, move along.” She breezed through the crowd until the five of us were seated in a private box, perfect for watching the show. Champagne and absinthe flowed like fountains, inviting us to give in to our most worldly desires.

     

    “Stevie, are you sure this will work?”

     

    She gazed casually out at the dance floor before turning to me, “No.”

     

    -or-

    The extremely self-indulgent Moulin Rouge AU that *some* of you asked for.

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    30,445
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1680
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    Mutt moves back to Schitt's Creek and reconnects with Jake — a friends to coworkers to fuckbuddies to lovers epistolary fic.

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    English
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    1,156
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    9
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    21
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    Twyla had never seen herself as someone who could catch the eye of someone like Mutt, let alone someone who would be interesting enough to watch on national television. But what was fate if not a series of lucky decisions and choices, aligning together to create something wonderful?
     
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    In truth, Alexis doesn’t know a ton about Mutt, aside from the fact that he’s hot - those abs - and that something about his reticence is charming. Her friend Jitney encouraged her to apply for the show, and fresh off her third break-up with Stavros, she figured, why not?

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    Twyla Sands and Alexis Rose meet on Mutt’s season of The Bachelor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    124,213
    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    168
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    3171
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    When Patrick, best of the Greeks, and Roland, leader of the Greek army, quarrel, Patrick refuses to fight. But how will the Greek army defeat the Trojans without their best fighter?

    This story does not have a happy ending.

    An Iliad/Trojan War AU.

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    English
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    4,696
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    216

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