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    Soldier is just coming to terms with their attraction to Demo when he ends up in a skirt while hanging out with Pyro and causes a new emotional crisis to deal with. Luckily, Demo is very understanding.

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    After all of the convincing and hard work thanks to Miss Pauling, the Administrator extends a job for me to keep a team of mercenaries organized for the CEO of Mann Co., Saxton Hale.

    Upon arrival, I'm met with a ragtag group of characters, some nicer than others. From dealing with the bathroom order in the morning and who's making dinner to performing covert operations and launching full-on battle campaigns, it's clear to see why they'd need a little help with staying in line.

    (MC x TF2 Mercenaries fic; slow burn)

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    They come together across the nation, in ones and twos, to form Team Fortress-one of the last groups of survivors in an unforgiving, disease-riddled world.

    A modern zombie AU.

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    War was always home to you.

    But now you're here, in the middle of a desert, realizing every day you're further away from home than you'd ever have been.

    You are their Lookout, there to keep an eye out and watch their backs to keep them safe.

    But is that really as easy as everyone makes it out to be? Or is it more than you'd bargained for?

     

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    This is the "common" route for a bunch of x readers I'm planning on doing. Like an extended prologue! This is mostly so I don't have to think of multiple beginnings to stories set in the same area at the same time with the same class. I hope you'll enjoy! Currently I have tagged planned routes, so keep an eye out ;-).

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    Doctor Effageo was given a raw deal by Mann Co. long ago, and now he's back to destroy everything they ever made. This includes the mercenaries because they were employees under the banner of Mann Co. and thus count as something they made. Scout breaks something on the mad doctor's ship causing the dimension to shatter. Now Scout has to gather up the broken versions of his allies from across dimensions, rebuild the thing he broke, stop Doctor Effageo for good, and repair the Prime Dimension to get the versions of his pals (citation needed) that he knows and loves (citation needed) back.

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    Merasmus purposefully send all Red (and accidentally) Blu to the Underworld. But instead of 'underworld' they were sent to another universe. Will the mercs survive without respawn? Will Red and Blu stick together and find the way back to original world?

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    Miss Pauling decides to come about to the team about being a lesbian. Scout doesn’t take this so well.

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    This is my first serious attempt at a fic, so sorry if it sucks.

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    Rumrunner turned gunrunner turned self-proclaimed air pirate, the Pilot is wanted in fourteen states and seven countries. Despite her claims to the contrary, she has crashed more planes than she has landed, and, after picking a fight with a hurricane, she became the sole resident of an island in the South Pacific for a little over four years. What she lacks in brains and common sense, she makes up for with grit, tenacity, and a complete lack of concern for her own well being.

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    It is truly silly to think that the knowledge of him being my son would make me act this way.

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    It's really, really hard to find a legal therapist willing to work with the MannCo mercs. So the solution? Find one that never got his license. It's fool proof- until you reveal that you know more about him than he'd like. Oh well, someone was bound to kill you eventually. May as well be the twink that lives in crop tops and wants to personally strangle the Spy.

    [ Self Ship fanfic originally posted on Tumblr ]

    [ Edit: I forgot to add that you need some understanding of the comics in order to understand a lot of the later chapters. ]

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    the BLU Spy has been declared the ‘uncle’ of both team’s Scouts - who are also the RED Spy’s sons.

    But when combining familial bonds, dangerous mercenaries, and the troubled pasts of two spies, a lot can go wrong.

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    Another 10th class fic! I can't get enough of this trope, so I wanted to give back to the community by doing my darndest to make the best interactions, best character development, fights to my ability. That being said, this means I appreciate ALL CRITIQUE, and will likely revise chapters a LOT as we go on this journey together.

    Edith had never been one to make decisions on the fly.
    And RED team has been together for 13 years straight, a found family of mercenaries.
    Nine is company.
    Ten's a crowd.

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    Olivia Mann's life is turned upside down when her father dies, but as everything she's known in her short life is ripped from her, her real life begins.

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    A mysterious illness wipes out half of the world's female population and renders the other half infertile. Women are scarce and fertile ones are even rarer, which has changed the social dynamic of the world considerably. Men are with men, but many still ache for the softness that is a woman's touch. Enter Dr. Ludwig Humboldt, a genius scientist who has perfected the art of cloning and gene therapy. He uses his knowledge to run a human trafficking den that fronts as a fertility clinic. He kidnaps and houses young, nubile girls that he alters into hyper-fertile pets and sells to debased clientele desperate for children and female companionship. Though his methods are extremely illegal, incredibly dangerous, and morally reprehensible, it makes good money and it does wonders for his "research".

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    The RED team is already dealing with a rather strange (and annoying) turn of events, but it becomes even stranger when a creepy humanoid is dropped into their soon-to-be abandoned base.

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    The RED Demoman and the BLU Solider’s sudden hatred of each other was always weird, but the RED Scout figured it wasn’t his problem. He was paid to complete missions. Whatever was going on between the two of them wasn’t any of his business. Of course that all changes when a mission goes wrong and he gets captured by the BLU Solider who thinks imprisoning one of the RED mercs is a perfect way to get revenge, and take the RED team down a peg all at the same time. Unfortunately, the hit to the head that Soldier gave Scout when he captured him stripped Scout of his memories. Stuck in the middle of a war with no memories Scout is stuck in a very bad situation.

    Luckily, he doesn’t have to suffer through it alone. The BLU Medic is willing to step up and take responsibility for him. With the BLU Medic by his side Scout at least has a chance to survive in this strange war of RED VS BLU.

    Things are going to be complicated for Scout, and they only become more complicated when he finds himself slowly falling for his Medic companion. Scout’s problems are only just beginning, and getting his memories back won’t necessarily fix any of his problems. In fact, it might just make things worse…

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    Due to a new "company policy", RED and BLU are cooped up in their bases. They now have to list out "status reports" on a daily basis. It's a simple task, but can the mercenaries handle it?

    "They'll probably do fine.
    Hopefully.
    -P"
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    It's just a text fic with no plot whatsoever :v

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    Kidnapped in the middle of the night, Tracy wakes up to a problem of her own creation. Indebted to a very powerful man, she has to repay her debt or it's her life on the line. Can she survive while also hiding her true gender from her teammates? 10th Class. Canonical violence and ridiculousness.

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    Although Tf2 fandom is slowly approaching the end of it's existence, mainly by the creators who do nothing with the game, I still want to give something from myself to this fandom.

    In this book will be mainly stories of Reader x Mercenaries.

    Sorry for all the language mistakes, but English isn't my first language.

    Have fun anyway.

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    Basically some backstory on three weapons for each class (excluding scout)

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