18 Works in Miss Congeniality (Movies)

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    When a notorious criminal targets the Miss United States Pageant, F.B.I. Agent Hermione Granger must go undercover to prevent them from bombing the event.

    Language:
    English
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    6,477
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    580
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    “I wanted to surprise you.”

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    English
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    361
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    53
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    The one where the MrBeast Crew and Co are food delivery drivers detained by Police for violating the city wide curfew. Complete AU.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    362
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    26
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    Gracie Lou Freebush finds solidarity in unexpected places. Grace Hart might be a little jealous.

    (Also, I hate this fic, but maybe some of you might appreciate it, so it stays)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    69
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    When Gracie accepted the mission to be a contestant in the Miss United States pageant she never meant to fall in love. This fic is basically a rewrite of the movie, but gayer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,090
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    367
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    The terrorist known only as Red John has sent the FBI a message: he intends to attack the 2017 Miss America Pageant! Special Agent Teresa Lisbon, along with her trusted consultant Patrick Jane, accepts an undercover assignment to put an end to Red John's reign of terror.

    Or a Miss Congeniality (2000) inspired The Mentalist fic that explores some of the Jisbon morsels that the show throws down because they totally love each other from Day 1, and that's a fact!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    106,980
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2339
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    It's either desk duty and a review hearing, or...

    Stiles goes undercover as Gracie Lou Freebush from New Jersey at the Miss United States Pageant, with the help of his partner (who's enjoying this way too much), his long-distance banshee girlfriend, and his drag queen friends who are politely ignoring all the supernatural talk.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,055
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1951
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    After freezing up at a crucial moment during a mission and getting another agent shot, FBI Special Agent Will Graham knows his job is on the line. So when his partner, Agent Katz, offers him a chance to redeem himself by catching the madman targeting the Miss United States Pageant, Will knows he doesn't have a choice. Even if it means putting on a dress.

    With the help of former drag queen turned pageant coach, Hannibal Lecter, the scruffy, bearded Will is plucked, tucked, cinched, and painted to blend in with the other contestants. But as he hunts for a dangerous killer, Will faces other perils he never expected: his fears of being stared at; the unfamiliar world of female bonding; walking in heels; and, most unnervingly of all, the attention of a demanding pageant coach who may be harboring some deadly secrets... and the fact that Will might be falling in love with him.

    Someone's about to learn that they should never mess with an agent in a dress.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,033
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1143
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    Podfic of picked up her shoes from the red-brick stairway by egelantier

    Gracie matches her stride for stride and punch for punch and smile for smile, and if somebody tries to pry her away Sam will probably have to make sure they never find the body.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    240
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    'there's nothing love can't do'

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    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    388
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    “You’re the one who sneaks into pageants. I’m the one who beats people up. Remember?”

    Agents Hart and Fuller go undercover at a dog show. Tropes ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,075
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    686
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    "I love ibuprofen!" Gracie replies, knee-jerk. Coughs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,367
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1487
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    As the title says... kinda.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    120
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    629
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    Dancing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    412
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    Gracie matches her stride for stride and punch for punch and smile for smile, and if somebody tries to pry her away Sam will probably have to make sure they never find the body.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,168
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1527
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    Awesome Ladies Fanvid \o/

    A celebration of female characters with focus on showing their competency not just through violence but through their friendships, determination, self confidence, intelligence, leadership, and skills. Part a remix, part a conversation with the vids that have come before, and part love letter to these awesome ladies and the people who vid them.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3254
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    “Sir,” Hart whispers, voice still choked, “I don’t know what gave you the idea but - we’re - that is - Agent Fuller and I -”

    Sam takes pity on her. “We’re not dating. Sir.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,059
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    263
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    3271
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    After a threat to a Pureblood beauty pageant puts the contestants in danger, Lily Evans finds herself playing Beauty Queen while she works with her fellow team of Aurors to uncover the mystery. As the parent progresses, Lily is faced with more than one rouge revolutionary, especially when her ex boyfriend James Potter comes back into the picture.

    Originally published in 2013 under the pen-name 'quill strokes' and republished for fun, just in case anyone wanted this particular universe in their life and didn't know it until now.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,345
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    470

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