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    Aziraphale has finally achieved his life long dream career: buying old rare books. Well, he also appraises and repairs them too. He’s recently moved to town (if 5 months is recent) where he’s settling into his newly relaxing life and meeting all sorts of characters (whenever he finally decides to step outside).

    Crowley, also a new resident, has opened his own Flower Shop/Plant Nursery hybrid called Garden’s Edge. He’s escaped his past, is hopeful about the future for once, and is benignly amused by the exasperating book repairer who can’t, for the life of him it seems, manage to keep a single plant alive.

    But not everything’s as it seems and they’re about to find out that you can’t always outrun your past. Some things have to be faced head on.

    (A romcom with a plot that’s not just about the romance, though there’s plenty of that too.)

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    The second thing Grandda did was to tell Tony about Aziraphale. “It belongs to the Crowleys, has since forever, since the fae walked in the woods and the selkies swam in the sea. It’s bound to the family--that’s just you and me, now, Anthony--to serve and protect and guard.”

    Aziraphale is a moth-like cryptid lineage-bound to the Crowley family. Anthony Crowley is a walking tangle of anxiety and anger, who isn’t sure he wants what Aziraphale has to give. But maybe he’ll accept something different, something that Aziraphale has never thought to offer...

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    Crowley is a self-sufficient model on the verge of stardom. They clawed their way up all by themselves and the very last thing they want is some cream puff bodyguard their agency hired following them around constantly. Pretending to be their boyfriend at work so they don't get a reputation as a Diva. Watching over them. Caring for them.

    But then it turns out "Fell" was not even his real name. Was it all fake? Would someone like him ever want someone like them?

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    Discovering the identity of the guardian angel who sheltered her from the rain on a dreary Monday morning won’t be easy, but Crowley (beleaguered junior editor in a London publishing house and human disaster) can’t think of anything else.

    An Ineffable Wives Publishing House AU.

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    “What do you mean, ‘you can’t find my name’?”

    “I’m sorry, sir. We have bookings for all of your colleagues, but your name is missing. Unfortunately that means there’s no room set aside for you.”

    “Right…” Crowley could guess who had made the ‘mistake’. “But surely there’s another room available? It doesn’t have to be on the same floor as the others’.” He would actually prefer it if it wasn’t. 

    “I’m afraid not, sir. Due to the conference all of our rooms are booked already.” The young woman on the other side of the counter looked genuinely distressed. “Most hotels within the vicinity are.”

    Crowley sighed and furrowed his brows. He didn’t even want to be here in the first place, and now he didn’t have a place to sleep? Knowing Gabriel, it would be no use asking to be allowed to go back home. 

    “Let me check something…” The woman brightened again, a small smile growing on her face. “Yes. It’s not ideal, but it seems that two of your colleagues have been placed in double rooms. Perhaps you or someone else can consider sharing?”


    Anyone want to guess who he ends up sharing a room with? ;)

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    The Apocapnope is past, our Angel and Demon are openly on their Own Side, and Aziraphale thinks it's time to re-do the wards protecting the bookshop. In fact, he absolutely insists that Crowley help him. Nevermind that it's a monumental task that must be redone from the beginning! How hard could it be?

    THIS WORK IS COMPLETE.

    ...

    Sinuous and precise, markings in both Angelic and Demonic Enochian curved gracefully around the room, covering the entire sub-basement floor in carved sigils that wasted not a single strike of the chisel while still very much resembling the perfectly spiralling Copperplate hand that the Angel of the Eastern Gate utilized in all his written correspondence to this very day. Crowley turned in a slow circle to include the entirety of the room. "This is incredible, Angel."

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    The Them watch a movie. Pepper is not that convinced about the mechanics of the romance in it, so she turns to Anathema. Because you can't go wrong with asking questions about true love to the neighbourood's friendly aromantic witch slash occultist.

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    You can't see color until you see your soulmate for the first time. Aziraphale is going to lunch with his friend Anathema who has been able to see color for years. Aziraphale has given up on the possibility of that happening for him.
    Crowley is working at a restaurant with Bee, Bee has been able to see colors for awhile, whereas Crowley has not been able to.
    Crowley sees Aziraphale.
    Aziraphale sees Crowley.
    And their worlds explode.

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    Crowley and Aziraphale go through what is most likely their most daring, most life-risking (but nice and accurate) adventure. But is trouble the only thing that's brewing?
    (Set directly after the events of Good Omens)

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    Aziraphale befriends a snake which keeps showing up in his bookshop, but is, at the same time, plagued with a new handsoome but insufferable customer who keeps trying to buy up his entire section on gardening…

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    Crowley is an omega with a unique condition that makes even the plausibility of romance extremely difficult, but his best friend and business partner, Anathema, feels certain that there is someone out there for him. That someone, she believes, is Aziraphale, a friend of Anathema's beau and one of the most gentlemanly alphas she has ever met.

    And it seems that she may be a bit psychic, because sparks seem to fly the moment the two meet. Could this soft, literature-loving alpha be exactly what the 'broken' omega wants and needs?

    Spoiler alert: Yes. Yes he is.

    UPDATES MONDAYS - SEE NOTES FOR MORE INFO

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    "Then, basically, I made you sin."

    "Yes, in theory."

    "And you..." the demon took back the papers, reading them carefully. "You 'saved my damned soul from the clutches of darkness'?"

    "Yes... in theory."

    Or, Aziraphale and Crowley finally get married, for which, in theory, a demon has damned an angel's soul, and an angel has saved a demon's soul.
    They both must be promoted, and Heaven and Hell are not happy about it at all.

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    Kidnapped, Crowley is forced to serve as Heaven's brood mare while believing his family was killed. All because the longer an angel or demon inhabits their corporation on earth, the more functionally human that body becomes, and Crowley, while wearing a vagina, got pregnant.

    Heaven needs a demon to bear them their own army of hybrids, and the only demon that has ever succeeded in having a child is Crowley. They want their war and their army, and Crowley is going to give them it.

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    Wedding planner Anathema Device is the Number One. She can organize anything for a wedding, flower arrangements, catering, a marching band or an emu. The name Device is a guarantee for a picture perfect wedding - and the perfect pictures will be taken by her top wedding photographer, and best friend, Anthony J. Crowley.

    Both of them see weddings mostly as business, until Anathema meets Newt, Love of her life, walking natural disaster extraordinaire, and very much not a person it’s possible to have a perfect wedding with.

    Which is perfect since Anathema frankly never wanted one for herself. She just wants a fun party, good food, and all of her friends to attend - including Crowley. For whom this might just as well be the apocalypse because no, he is not allowed to work on her wedding. Strictly invited only as a guest, Crowley finds himself at a loss. What the hell do you do at weddings? Well, if you are Crowley, the answer is some James Bond-like action, some worrying about fly swarms and their sources, having a lot of emotions, drinking some very funny wine, putting your foot in your mouth and just maybe meeting someone to share all of that with. Oh, and there’s always cake, isn’t there?

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    There was a bit more behind the body swap than simply switching places. Crowley's curse couldn't show on Aziraphale's person, after all. Aziraphale with snake eyes or sunglasses and a snake tattoo would've been more than a little suspicious.

    They come up with a way to overcome that hurdle, but it's a bit more intimate than either were expecting, and it's a miracle it doesn't backfire on them. Demons are weak to Holy, after all, and what's Holier than pure, unadulterated Angel?

    But it works out. And they come out the other side no worse for wear. But with Aziraphale no longer following Heaven's orders, he has the freedom of deep introspection for what feels like the first time since The War 6000 years ago. And he makes the most out of it.

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    Crowley is entering his pig into the prestigious Tadfield Pig Racing Championships and has no doubt that his beloved Princess will do amazingly well. His plan is to avoid speaking to other people as much as humanly possible, after all, it's not like he's trying to make friends. Things don't exactly go according to plan when he meets the ridiculously handsome and lovely Aziraphale, who also has a pig in the competition, and who keeps finding him between the races to talk to him. As they get to know each other better, their pigs start getting very closely acquainted too...

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    Newt had a tendency to get volunteered for things without being asked first. Which is how he ended up on top of a ladder, helping one of their neighbors clean her gutter. It was also how he fell off that ladder, which lead to Death showing up to collect him.

    But Warlock had heard enough stories about people challenging Death to various games in order to win back someone's life. He's got this covered.

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    Aziraphale has the best job a young bookworm could ever hope for—he works the evening shift at an independent bookshop, just a stone's throw away from Tadfield College, where he's only a few months away from getting his degree. He likes the location in Tadfield's cosy downtown, the friendly regulars, and his coworker, Newt. But most of all, he likes having the key to the biggest treasure trove of books he's ever seen. Aziraphale knows that he's not going to make friends sitting in the dark shop at night, alone with a book and some chocolate, but that's all right. He's not lonely while he has a book, which means he's hardly lonely at all. Really.

    Crowley works at a record shop, and he's got the biggest crush on the cutie working at the bookshop next door. Whose name he doesn't even know, because he's too awkward to ask. At least nobody's noticed. If his co-worker Anathema found out, he'd never hear the end of it.

    A story about bravery, misunderstandings, acceptance, and love. Will update twice a week :)

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    "Forget it angel, okay? Look, I’m sorr—”
    "Don’t! No... please,” Aziraphale's voice was half broken and tears were increasingly threatening to burst, “don’t... apologize. Just… give me some time. I... I need to be alone," and he got into the store at an impressive speed.
    Time. Aziraphale had only asked for time. But Crowley had already given him six thousand years and he was frankly desperate. Finally, a scaly accident caused by a clueless witch will make them face their true feelings.

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    —Ángel, olvídalo ¿está bien? Lo sie…
    —¡No! No… por favor, —la voz de Aziraphale se escuchaba quebrada, y las lágrimas amenazaban cada vez más con estallar—, no… te disculpes. Sólo dame tiempo, ne… necesito estar solo, —y se metió en la tienda a una velocidad impresionante.

    Tiempo, Aziraphale sólo le había pedido tiempo, pero Crowley ya le había dado 6,000 años . Y un accidente escamoso con una bruja despistada los obligará a afrontar sus verdaderos sentimientos.

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