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    This is a sort of rabid plot bunny that was born out of a hilarious discussion on the Megamind Discord, and written with the permission of others involved. I've tried to do the ideas justice. For anyone wondering, no, it is decidedly not from the Blue Defender universe. It's complete, unabashed, humorous fluff. Just a fun romp through what occurs when a major misunderstanding has unexpected consequences.

    A series of events leads Roxanne to make some questionable decisions, from snagging a few items from a certain blue supervillain's hideout to accidentally agreeing to a major life change. She thinks it's all a joke. Megamind doesn't agree. Hilarity ensues. Realizations are made, chief among them: never mix poodles and mimosas. WARNING: Language. I don't own Megamind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    60,178
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    190
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2255
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    Less "Hanahaki" and more "mutually-requited pining with flowers thrown in for flavor." The flowers won't kill you, but they aren't a pleasant experience either. Still, maybe some good can come of them in the end.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,032
    Chapters:
    9/14
    Comments:
    214
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    820
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    When a strange system error causes a brainbot to think it's a brooding bird, Megamind ends up with seven ducklings which have imprinted on him. While taking care of them, he begins to realise that there may be more to him that the villainy he's known all his life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,660
    Chapters:
    4/14
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    262
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    Canon-Compliant starting immediately after Megamind defeats Hal.

    Being the Defender of Metrocity is not a title one earns easily. Like most things Megamind would like to have, it’s earned with trust. He barely knows the meaning of the word.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    131,041
    Chapters:
    26/36
    Comments:
    435
    Kudos:
    259
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    5977
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    Music is the only thing about the human race that Megamind can understand without any sort of experimentation. The only problem is that Megamind doesn't really branch out once he's found something he likes. On behalf of the whole city, Roxanne suggests he find some new tunes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,018
    Chapters:
    2/11
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    95
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    Metroman is good. Megamind is bad. That is the way the world is.
    When Megamind's plan comes to fruition for the first time though, and gets rid of Metroman for good, what will she do with herself and her newfound freedom? Why does she feel so bored? How can she create a hero? And most importantly, why is she so happy whenever Roxanne looks at her (Bernard-her, not Megamind-her) with that lovely glint in her eye?

    or: Megamind (2010) if it was written by me, a lesbian.

    OR: Megamind is a girl. So is Roxanne Ritchi. Metroman is gone. Who's this new hero in town?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,308
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    28
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    Roxanne does not like her serial alien kidnapper, does not like spending time with him, and does not think he is incredibly good looking. No way, no how.
    Everyone else in her life does not seem to agree with this statement

    (HELLO Everyone I AM FINALLY POSTING and I won't be deleting it this time, gosh darnit. Rated M for future stuffs but for now it's tame. Please bare with me as I have never written a fic before and haven't even done much writing in recent years, I am a very nervous nelly and I also am new to a03 as well so I couldn't figure out how to add a note, so you get my rambling here. This is going to have lots of chapters bc I have many ideas, hope you all will enjoy!!!! BIG shoutout to all the other amazing authors on here who inspired me to post!!!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,382
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    114
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    Metro Man is called away for an emergency right before the opening of the Metro Man Museum. Some new 'Hero' has been called in anticipation of an attack by Megamind. Things get ugly fast. Roxanne is left to pick up the pieces, and realizes she has the power to change destinies.

    ..... and they realize some feelings and stuff. I'm bad at summaries. I am also very slow at writing. Sorry.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,113
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    975
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    Из поколения в поколение в семье Ричи передаётся рецепт печенья, которое каждый год печёт для всех случайно выбранный член семьи.
    И это настолько вкусное печенье, что даже суперзлодей готов ради него на многое. Ну, может, дело не только в печенье.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    45,567
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    350
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    A story of love, lust and colour coordinated calendars... and how Roxanne Ritchi became the Mistress of Evil

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    180,659
    Chapters:
    41/65
    Comments:
    1932
    Kudos:
    622
    Bookmarks:
    124
    Hits:
    16934
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    When an old enemy escapes from confinement, Megamind and Metro Man must call a "Time Out" to stop the threat that holds their city in perpetual winter! But with the help of his adversary, his best friend, a nosy reporter, and an old man are they able to solve the mystery hanging over their heads and save the city from an Icy Fate?

    A.U. inspired by Eleathyra's 2013 "FROZEN" series You can find the series here: https://www.deviantart.com/eleathyra/art/Megamind-in-winter-clothing-full-design-362856713

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,862
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    185
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    Megamind could have forgiven this new wannabe villain a lot of things, even kidnapping Miss Ritchi while Metro Man was on holiday. But this? This he couldn’t let go. With the blood on her temple, the good Doctor had signed his own death warrant.
    (But things happen, things change, and Megamind could end up needing some saving of his own.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    522
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    136
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    What happens when you piss off a genius with a death ray?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    94
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    Minion, has a Saturday morning segment on KMCP's channel 8 devoted to cooking and general life advice from Metro's favorite Space Step Mom, "Tammy"!

    Based off conversations in the Megamind Discord: Minion as Space Step Mom would have their own channel and is adorable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    680
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    48
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    It's time for Minion to lay his eggs. Megamind and Roxanne are determined to support and protect him in every way they know how.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,795
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    152
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    Soulbirds AU! Megamind, Roxanne, and Minion have figured out their soulmate situation, gone public with their relationship, and now they are leaving Metro City for sunny Key West and a much-needed vacation. Nothing too heavy, mostly fluff and emotional/relationship development, but occasional angst, tragic backstory, blah blah, y'all know how I operate. At some point we'll find out about Wayne's soulmate. Swimming and water and nice social experiences. Megamind gets cuddled at every available opportunity. Minion gets to make friends. You know, nice things mostly. Oh, and alien courtship behaviors! :D

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,413
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    196
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2318
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    Megamind couldn’t pinpoint the exact moment he fell in love with Roxanne Ritchi, but he knew when everything fell apart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,539
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    285
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    When a date with her boyfriend takes an unexpected turn, Roxanne learns that Megamind has a huge soft spot for lost, abandoned, and mistreated furry friends.

    Also known as, the fic where Megamind decides to adopt a stray kitten (and Roxanne gets to name it).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,105
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    283
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    Megamind had always missed his family, but the new museum exhibit digs furthers into that grief than he expected.

    (Can be read as a standalone)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,158
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    154
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    Wayne stole Megamind's watch to prank Roxanne. It went as well as you can expect it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,151
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    171

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