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    A camera crew comes to an average high school in Chicago to document the effects of the hiring of five new teachers: Gerard, Frank, Mikey, Ray, and Bob, who just so happen to be vampires, as well as the other students and teachers at the school as they deal with their own high school drama and get pulled into the mess.

    Featuring: Frank having an unhealthy obsession with New Jersey, Pete having an unhealthy obsession with Hemingway, Mikey trying to teach “real” history and simultaneously fucking shit up for fun, a student council that totally isn’t a cult/energy vampire ploy, Patrick having a hopeless one-sided crush on Pete while Pete is hopelessly in love with Mikey, Gabe being really Jewish, Brendon and Ryan realizing something is up but somehow not realizing they’re gay for each other, William accidentally getting into vampire shit because he’s William Beckett, among other shenanigans.

    Or, basically a vampire/high school mockumentary crack fic.

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    Bill's looking for a distraction to help him get over his recent breakup. He didn't expect the distraction to come in the form of tall, dark, and bulging.

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    William goes off trails while skiing and then basically gets hypothermia and Gabe finds him and they get snowed in. --- this is getting a better description, but only after I come up with one.

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    Mike must be pushing the kid to torture and yet, he was more excited than he had ever been.

    That might have been a slight exaggeration. Maybe. Possibly. Just a little bit.

    But Mike was pretty fucking excited as he stroked the other man slowly, gently, not enough. He grinned. “What do you want, kid?”

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    The last thing Kevin expected was to be tied up, blindfolded, and thrown into the trunk of a car. And he couldn't even reach his phone to text Mike and tell him that he might be murdered.

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    It wasn’t that Kevin hadn’t told his mom they were dating. It was just…he hadn’t told his mom they were dating.

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    The bandana becomes a permanent fixture, a piece of him.

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    William ties a bandana around his leg as a method to bodycheck, and Gabe takes notice.

    Or as I like to call it: the bandana fic.

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    As the most-trusted member of the pacifist vampire family Tessa Violet has built, Gabe Saporta lives life in relative peace, playing vampire baseball and writing his PhD dissertation in his spare time.

    But when Mike Carden seeks refuge, having run away from the infamous Chicago Dandy gang, he attracts unwanted attention to Tessa and her group. William Beckett will do anything to get him back, and that's where the trouble starts.

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    Aka a combination of the universes of the 16 Candles and Games music videos, because someone had to.

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    Gabe pales. “A bra? That’s ridiculous!”

    “Well, so is two men without uteruses getting pregnant and Mike being a fortune teller, but here we are. But it’ll be fun, we can go get measured and buy some sexy lingerie to cover up our saggy tits-- stop looking at me like you want to commit murder!”

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    Gabe needs a bra.

    So basically, another TAI TV fic that doesn't make a lick of sense.

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    Redemption-verse Vignettes

    These are in no particular order, a series of episodes and what-ifs.

     

    -Warning for flashbacks of non-consensual abuse.

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    William draws in a breath and demands, “Gabe Saporta! Are your nipples tender or not?!”

    The dressing room door swings open. “Is this a sex thing?” Sisky asks, glancing between his notepad and them.

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    William and Gabe have been having way too much sex on this tour, leading to unexpected consequences. Or, this is just another TAI TV crack fic that does not make sense.

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    Um mundo onde tudo está como está já está caótico o suficiente e pessoas encontram refúgio diário nessa banda não só tão querida e amada, mas pioneira e atemporal em vários aspectos. Mas será que as coisas podem ser diferentes e a banda faria o mesmo sucesso? Esse é o Fall Out Boy, estrelado por mulheres.

    © imwginedragons, 2021.

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    Encontros perigosos, amantes proibidos, delicadas histórias e muita confusão rolando entre entidades diversas. Sexo, bebidas, rock n' roll e comunismo são apenas quatro palavras que introduzem um pouco desse mundo. Aqui acreditamos que Deus tem luxúria por todas as coisas. Venha se perder na igreja da tentação você também!

    © imwginedragons, 2021.

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    Kevin Lucas is not a girl, even if he did just wake up as one. He's handling it pretty well though; especially once he gets some highly unexpected help from Mike Carden, William Beckett, and Brendon Urie, who isn't a girl either. But with his parents worried, his brothers suspicious, and Spencer Smith apparently plotting his demise, waking up as a girl might actually be the least of Kevin's problems. [JONAS-verse]

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    “We’ve taken to calling it ‘The Decaydance Weightloss Competition.’” William giggles. “Not that it actually is, though. We’re not really competing. If we did, we’d be exchanging our stats obsessively, but we don’t really do that. It’s just... we get each other, you know? A little push in the right direction never hurts if it’s asked for.”

    Gabe nods slowly. “Yeah… it doesn’t sound too bad.”

    “So, are you in?” William asks. “Because I could use someone to talk during tour, maybe even keep me accountable? No pressure, though. I know it’s not for everyone.”

    “Sure, why not?” Gabe responds, without much of a thought. “I think it’d be good.”

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    Gabe becomes entangled in the so-called Decaydance Weightloss Competition with William, Patrick, and Ryan. Needless to say, it's very disordered.

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    Finding your soulmate was a hell of a business. Some people still put a lot of effort into it – Kevin knew that Nick would settle for no one less than the P on his wrist – but others, like Joe, didn’t bother because, well, it could be exhausting.

    Kevin was on the line between them. On one hand, he wanted the person who was fated for him. On the other hand, he didn’t really know how to find them.

    His soulmark wasn’t generic, so he knew there was a chance he might meet that person.

    Maybe.

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    “Dude,” Nate says. “Last year you used to eat like a fucking cow—”

    Ryland elbows him. “That’s not the kind of thing you say to people with eating disorders.”

    Gabe’s jaw drops. “Wait, eating disorder? You… you guys think I--” He points to himself. “--have an eating disorder?”

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    In order to avoid his friends finding out he's really a vampire, Gabe decides the best course of action is to encourage his boyfriend, William's, actual eating disorder with disastrous consequences.

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    It was not a well-known fact that Gabe Saporta and William Beckett despised each other, but oh, they did. In William’s opinion, Cobra Starship was just a bunch of sell-outs writing horny pop music, while Gabe thought The Academy Is…’s music was nothing more than a bunch of fancy words found in a thesaurus strewn together for emo teenagers to cry to.

    And then they found out they were going on tour together.

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    William Beckett and Gabe Saporta are enemies. However, when William goes missing during tour and starts acting strangely, Gabe happens to be the first to find out the truth: William's a vampire.

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    Gabe froze, utterly still and unmoving, his feet taking root into the floor. Standing right in front of him was William Beckett, absentmindedly stroking his gloved hand over the fur he had draped over his shoulder. He glanced up at Gabe, licking his lips when he saw the pure shock that engulfed the hunter’s expression.

    “Oh dear,” William said. “Mike didn’t say you’d be a cute hunter. Well, where’s Brendon? I know you have him, it’s written all over your face.”

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    Gabe, a vampire hunter, gets a lot more than he bargained for when he and Pete find Brendon passed out in the middle of an alleyway and decides to hold him captive, causing William to pursue him for more than one reason.

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    Mike was momentarily drawn from his thoughts as the line moved closer and he realized with a start that he was next. In less than a minute – these meet and greet things never lasted particularly long – he would be seeing Kevin for the first time in ten years.

    It had been ten years since Kevin was given the ultimatum by Disney to either “ditch him or we ditch you.”

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