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    This was their first attempt at playing like this since having established themselves as a triad from an evening rather like tonight. They had been dating for about a year, now, so this was their first attempt at something they had talked about before: going to a party and pretending not to know Michael so they could pretend to pick him up and take him home like it was the first time. While they were never jealous of each other, Michael loved how possessiveness looked on Maria and Alex when it came to Michael and anyone else—he could earn a spanking just by being nice to his customers at the junkyard.

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    Maria Deluca and Alex Manes had been partners, both in the X-Files department and in marriage, for years. They each had their own reasons to search for the truth, and it just made sense to do it together.

    Michael Guerin was just a con trying to keep his head down, serve his time, and not attract the wrong type of attention.

    He definitely had not bargained on being loaned out to a couple of alien hunters.

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    “Well, this was fun, but I’m all booked up on problems.” He stood up from the bar stool, pulling a flask from inside his jacket and giving her a half-hearted salute as he sauntered backwards out of the bar. “Bye, DeLuca. Great dance last year, by the way. The blood was a nice touch.”

    Michael and Maria forge a bond in the lost decade.

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    The continued adventures of the musician and the engineer: they're in a relationship now. Everyone knows what they're doing and how they feel about it.

    Right?!

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    A Roswell Voltron AU cause I couldn’t stop thinking about it.

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    It’s been a year since the failed Kerberos mission that killed Max Evans, Kyle Valenti, and Rosa Ortecho. Maria and Alex try to cheer Liz up, in the process discovering the three were actually abducted by aliens searching for a weapon called Voltron. Who knew going to space in a mysterious robotic lion would result in fighting in an intergalactic war?

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    tales of communication and pda, jealous!michael and alex being constantly hit on

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    When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire

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    Michael Guerin is a brat, and his boyfriend knows exactly what he needs. He just needs to ask Alex for his spanking like a good boy.

    This is gratuitous smut.

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    They’d told him he could just ask, after the last time he did something stupid in order to get a spanking. So. Here he was.

    Alex had been watching Michael practically astral projecting out of his body from across the room. He wasn't sure if aliens could even do that, but they were sure about to find out. He had had exactly one beer over the past hour and a half, and checked his watch again as Maria came by.

    “Another five minutes and the ten bucks are yours,” he mused. “I really did not think Guerin would last this long.”

    Maria bit her lip, and Alex watched her watch him.

    “Double or nothing he still pulls some stunt,” Maria suggested. “He’s been eyeing my pool cues like a freaking cat. I’ll take the cost of replacements out of his hide.”

    “That’ll only encourage him. But sure, I’ll take that bet.”

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    Story begins the week following the events of 1x13. Basically it's my imagining of what s2e1 could be like. So, of course it takes place almost entirely in the bunker where Michael and Alex are holed up together. Cuddles ensue. Because I wrote this ^^.

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    Maria wants a specific kind of fun and Michael is happy to oblige.

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    Michael just might irritate his sister into blowing something up.

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    When Alex got an urgent and poorly spelled text from Kyle telling him to come to his apartment immediately, he’d assumed he was in some kind of mortal danger. Which was why, after cutting short a really great date with Michael, he was standing in Kyle’s bedroom, caught somewhere between amused and annoyed.

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    When Isobel stops for food at the Crashdown Café, she isn’t expecting Michael to be the one taking her order.

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    1/1
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    Michael makes crop circles.

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    Next time Alex wants to know if Michael can do something, Michael's going to ask more questions. (Maybe. He'll think about it.)

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    1/1
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    The question Michael never fails to answer, if Alex is the one asking it.

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    How he could sound so sympathetic and be so fucking ruthless at the same time was beyond Michael.

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    1/1
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    13
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    Michael might be a born flirt, but Jenna Cameron's interests lie elsewhere.

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    Alex expresses an opinion about who Michael belongs to. Strongly.

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    100
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    1/1
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    9
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