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    egg(alahad)sy created Kingsman chat.

    egg(alahad)sy: welcome to a new era

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    Some prompts of our favourite boys: Egssy and David, while they're enoying the summer.

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    Alternative title: Five times Eggsy had a wank, and one time he had a hand...

    Eggsy Unwin really, really wants to get off. But it's not like there are many opportunities for privacy in the Kingsman training dorms. Or out on mission. Or on a stakeout....

    He'll just have to take matters into his own hands, make the best of it, and hope that nobody catches him - even if he might hope that someone in particular is watching.

    ~~~

    'Anyway he’s up, and his dick could hammer nails into steel, and he’s pretty sure everyone else’s sleeping. And if they ain’t sleeping, well, they fucking should be, and he wants a wank.

    And if Merlin’s behind the glass, well. Tough shit for him.'

    ~~~

    This is a 5+1 that wouldn't leave me alone, and then grew into six chapters of absolute filth. Featuring alll the wanking you could ever want, in all manner of scenarios. It's total, absolute smut, with a big old dollop of fluff, and a teeny bit of fluff that bullied it's way in.

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    Sometimes, you have to make sacrifices to have a functioning relationship.

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    20
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    When the MI6 was the victim of numerous virtual attacks done by a certain "specialist", in London at the same time, disappearances of Kingsman knights and secret agents of the MI5 on the British soil become more frequent, disturbing New Scotland Yard and The International Secret Services who do not know how to stop these attacks seem to come from inside as well as from outside.

    In Paris, a sword of Damocles hangs above the head of Guillaume Debailly and Marina Loiseau, agents of the DGSE and the prestigious Bureau Des Légendes. The self-proclaimed and extremely dangerous sociopath consultant, chased by Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, Jim Moriaty would be alive and would have been seen by the two agents in Iran, Morocco, Damascus and Paris itself.
    The two clandestine agents then perhaps hold a hypothesis to a riddle that could be more foggy and complex to settle than expected.

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    It has been a few days since Eggsy had accepted the card from the surly, but oh-so-handsome Scotsman and he was hoping that his new dance would impress him enough to maybe get the younger man a chance to climb that man like a dancer's pole...

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    Eggsy is an up and coming dancer from a decidedly rough area. Merlin is a grumpy Scotsman that is tired of being made to go out of his way for no reason for no benefit. Harry just loves collecting things...

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    3
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    Merlin x Oc basically porn with a plot. Merlin remembers exactly how women can be so distracting, and with eggsy trying to have his back from Harry getting on his case what else can Merlin do to relieve stress? So what if she might be a double agent. Its not like he was attatched or anything.

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    One normal day at Kingsman HQ, Harry happens to find out his boy can sing. He's enchanted by Eggsy's voice, as is everyone else, until one day, something happens, and Harry wonders if Eggsy will ever sing again.

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    Fictober day 2: "People like you have no imagination."

    Eggsy comes home drained from a long mission. It's up to his family to put him to rights again, and Daisy's tea party is just the thing for it.

    Too bad Merlin doesn't know how to play along.

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    Le destin ne cesse de les réunir et pourtant ils continuent de se repousser au loin. Alors que Kingsman renaît de ses cendres petit à petit et à besoin, plus que jamais, d'un bon Arthur, Harry mène un combat contre ses sentiments et son sens du devoir et qui font remettre en cause ses capacités de prendre le relais. Et l'annonce des fiançailles d'Eggsy ne semble pas améliorer la situation.

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    "The day you get any of that tomfoolery past me will be the day I will let you drive my car, Eggsy."
    Eggsy knew it had been meant as a fancy way of saying 'never', but he was terrible at ignoring a challenge - with a reward like that, even more of an impossibility.

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    Harry is Arthur, Eggsy is a little shit who causes more stress than needed at the job. Percival has an idea how he can relieve this stress.

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    A prompt from Tumblr:
    A new invention enables people to remember their dreams with absolute clarity. It turns out we were forgetting them for a very good reason.

    Eggsy is sent to retrieve a specific package in Germany. When he returns to HQ with it Merlin is intrigued, Harry is curious and Eggsy just wants to know why the fuck Merlin would want anything that looked like virtual reality goggles.
    Until he doesn't and now he's so fucked.

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    Five times Eggsy rejected Harry's marriage proposal, and the one time he didn't. :)

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    Tequila is still a virgin. It's not that he doesn't want to have sex, but it's hard (no pun intended). Eggsy helps make it easy.

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    1/1
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    It's Opposite Day, Eggsy and Harry celebrate gleefully, everyone else wants to kill them.

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    305
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    1/1
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    In which all the handlers in Kingsman worldwide have Snapchat, people cannot get their shit together, everyone is a little shit and Merlin is just about done with people's shit.

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    20,057
    Chapters:
    5/5
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    183
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    65
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    So Eggsy may have been pushed/fallen into the HQ pool.

    Luckily there's always someone who's all too willing to save the day.

    With a dripping wet, transparent shirt, of course.

    Eggsy couldn't ask for much more.

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    The first time he steals Merlin's clipboard, it’s because Charlie dares him, and like fuck he’s going to let that dickhead think he’s a coward. Roxy tries to talk him down, tells him he’s being an idiot, but he doesn’t let her talk him out of it or try to stop him. Eggsy's not the type to back down from a dare.

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    3/3
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