9 Works in Mercedes (South Park)

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    When a psychology class forces everyone to write down their deepest, darkest secrets, nobody is that worried because their secrets are going to be buried in a capsule, never to be seen again. But when the capsule goes missing and the blackmailing begins, everyone starts pointing fingers. Stan and his friends must figure out who the blackmailer is before it's too late.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1047
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    So much has changed in three years...or has it? The one where Cartman may actually be the good guy...for once, Stan is Park County High's 'Golden Boy', Kyle is heartless and things just didn't turn out the way they all had hoped, leaving everyone to find and pick up the missing pieces. But the biggest question is: What made the two super best friends turn against each other?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    151,314
    Chapters:
    36/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    3315
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    For the first time ever, Raisin's has hired a male worker. That man's name? Damien Thorn. It seems like an easy job at first, but then Damien gets caught up with all the drama, gossip and then happens to develop a crush on one of the new regulars, who's a major cutie.

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    English
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    1,783
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    134
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    "So what’s his type, should I get him a brunette or maybe someone to play hard to get?”

    “Oh no,” Butters said, looking over at his friend who was excitedly reading through the menu. “You don’t play hard to get with Kenny, his life’s hard enough as is.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,214
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    Craig is forced to spend Christmas with his ignorant uncle, a man who decidedly doesn’t take too kindly to homosexual boys these days. He’ll go out of his way to prove to Craig’s dad that being gay is a choice, and that he’s just confused right now. Naturally, Craig’s got no time for this bullshit, and is determined escape this holy yuletide hell before the night is through.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,265
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    406
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    6229
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    Este fanfic es irreal y grosero, ni siquiera tenemos voces celebres que sean pobres imitaciones. Y debido a su contenido nadie lo debe leer…
    -Nadie merece estar en la mhe-zone, no espero que lo entiendas, o tengas empatía por cómo me has hecho sentir. Sólo no puedo seguir con esto.
    Así de simple, todo a la mierda una vez más.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    8,026
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    182
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    It's been five years since the Grand Wizard destroyed everything Kyle called home. It's payback time.

     

    ***JUST A DEMO CHAPTER*** read author's note for more

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,789
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1064
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    Because who doesn't want to chase people while waving a chainsaw?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,403
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    240
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    Of course, South Park, Colorado seemed to be the least likely place in the world for a school intended for the best of the best to crop up, but there it was. St. Charles' School For The Remarkably Gifted And Talented. It was far less likely for most of the town to be able to qualify, but there that was. And, naturally, what lies inside is a murderous bear, a far-too-weak rabbit, and people just dumb enough to murder each other given the right motives. Rating will be raised to explicit gradually. Many triggering subjects included, readers beware, triggers are listed in the tags and there will be chapter warnings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,196
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1639

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