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    Shax wants to know if Aziraphale and Crowley are together. Aziraphale locks himself out of the bookshop, providing a strange opportunity.

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    No specific time frame for this story, just a bit of fluff for the favourite duo and some highlighting of silliness on a demon's part.

    Contains hints towards sexual content, but nothing actually happens in this department (sorry or not sorry, depending on your preferences).

    Language:
    English
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    2,985
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    497
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    When literature student Scott Summers goes to interview young entrepreneur Jean Grey, he encounters a woman who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The horribly traumatized Scott is startled to realize he wants this woman and, despite her ostentatious ways and finds he is desperate to get close to her. Unable to resist Scott's broken puppy dog energy, Grey admits she wants him, too—but on her own terms.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,477
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    416
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    What's the best way to warm up on a cold evening? If you ask Jimin, it's hot chocolate made by Namjoon, soft blankets, a, uh… conversation about BDSM, and some spicier-than-usual sex afterwards.

    10/10, Jimin recommends.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    10,216
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,158
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    When Hiccup catches her reading a book he disapproves of, her son takes it upon himself to teach Valka the true meaning of shades of grey.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,853
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    8,673
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    Jon is ready to be shown off. Luckily, Fives and Echo's old hockey captain provides just the opportunity.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    322
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    Jon is ready to be shown off. Luckily, Fives and Echo's old hockey captain provides just the opportunity.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    868
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    Buck explains to the firefam why fifty shades of grey is bad kink representation and Eddie uses it as a way to get Buck into bed. Not a porn fic though, its very sappy and about the emotional side of kink.

    I cannot and do not write smut I just wanted to rant about how much i hate 50 shades.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,131
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    357
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    3,058
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    Когда агент Кристофер решает, что им нужно атаковать Риттенхаус как в настоящем, так и в прошлом, она находит необычную брешь в броне организации, и Люси призвана использовать ее.
    Потому что в колледже Люси Престон была госпожой.
    Команда обрабатывает эту информацию различными способами. Гарсия Флинн справляется с этим так словно поджигает заправочную станцию.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    82,621
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    349
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    After his newest book came out, the readers demand something from Namjoon that he doesn't feel confident about and so, not wanting to dissappoint his fans, he decides to research by getting a membership in a BDSM club. To get the best experience for his story, he decides to lie on his application form and when a scene goes too far beyond his real limits, it's up to his dom's coworker Yoongi to fix it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,931
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    278
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    3,182
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    It's date night and Adrien got to pick the movie.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,347
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    662
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    A case requires a level of finesse that you’re not sure either you or Dean are capable of, but there’s lives on the line, and a monster that needs putting down, so you’re just gonna have to suck it up for one night.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,183
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2,467
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    I am actually quite tired of women falling for jerks, giving up their lives, being dominated/ controlled by their men, without giving some sort of fight that I want to try and create a series of short stories with female leads with self-respect, standing up for themselves or rejecting these chauvinist/ misogynist men.

    Language:
    English
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    12,815
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    852
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    We all know the general idea of Fifty Shades of Grey. (I say this because I've only seen the first movie and tbh my reaction was literally, "What the Fuck?")

    So, here's the skinny--Anastasia is no more. She's replaced by You, the reader, who actually has half a brain and is way more dominant than she ever was. But, wait! There's more! Kim Namjoon plays the role of the titular Christian Grey, but without the moniker. The rest of BTS are alternative versions of Mr. Grey, all billionaires with their own tastes and kinks. Will you be able to choose a billionaire that you connect with? Or will you exercise your free will and dominate them all to hell and back?

    Kim Seokjin -- Prince/princess kink, role-playing, praise
    Min Yoongi -- Threesomes, oral play
    Jung Hoseok -- Bondage, oral play
    Kim Namjoon -- Daddy/baby girl kink
    Park Jimin -- Power bottom, pain, praise, bondage
    Kim Taehyung -- temperature play, wax play, massage
    Jeon Jungkook -- Age play (noona), character role-play, switch

    You've been warned. This is a spoof of Fifty Shades, so of course there's gonna be mostly smut with a side of angst and plot. Leave now if you don't want it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,626
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2,199
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    The Dual Avatars have a real interesting sex life, don't they?

    Rarepair Kinktober multific. 18+ only.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,909
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    5,241
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    Vlad has trouble coming to terms with his own inexperience after finding a very suspicious book on Danny’s desk.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,228
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,738
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    Ana Bingley is doing her best to ride out the global Coronavirus pandemic safely and responsibly in Seattle, but nothing seems to be going right. When she suddenly finds herself in dire straits, salvation arrives in the form of the wealthy and captivating Elon Carlisle, and Ana is left with no choice but to accept the handsome stranger’s help.

    Whisked away to Elon’s glass and steel fortress in the sky, Ana finds herself increasingly enchanted by her host. Surprisingly—and for reasons Ana can’t begin to imagine—the mercurial Elon seems drawn to her, too.

    A man deeply haunted by his past, Elon has vowed to keep his heart as guarded as his home. And up until now, his vast fortune and constant vigilance have served him well in both regards.

    But it isn’t long before Ana’s youthful exuberance and plucky antics begin to chip away at the glass walls Elon Carlisle so carefully erected around his heart. As hilarity ensues, and the quarantined pair attempt to navigate their undeniable chemistry, unexpected secrets are revealed, and unforeseen dangers arise.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,780
    Chapters:
    1/14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    55
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    They both knew this was a terrible idea. With how many bad ratings the movie got, how bad could it actually be?

    (Or Mt Lady and Midnight watch Fifty Shades of Grey for fun.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,048
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    972
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    Egalmoth writes Ever Given/Suez Canal erotica. Maglor is inches away from another kinslaying.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    465
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,038
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    Never has a wrong number gone so good for Darcy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,241
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    465
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    Having heard of Lucifer Morningstar granting favours, Christian Grey comes to LA to seek out the help of the man who calls himself Devil. It's a personal and delicate matter he wants helped with and Lucifer, being Lucifer, has his own way of taking care of that issue. Humongous amounts of smut, fun, hurt/comfort and more smut. And yes. Some form of plot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,900
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3,344

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