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    Roxanne has a secret. One that's she's managed to hide for three years. Unfortunately, her luck has run out and she is forced to reveal it to her serial kidnappers.

    But, maybe they can help?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,896
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    59
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    Герой пожертвует тобой, чтобы спасти мир.
    Злодей пожертвует миром, чтобы спасти тебя.
    Роксаны больше нет. Всё, чего хочет Мегамозг - вернуть её. Любой ценой.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    99,112
    Chapters:
    24/40
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    408
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    This is a sort of rabid plot bunny that was born out of a hilarious discussion on the Megamind Discord, and written with the permission of others involved. I've tried to do the ideas justice. For anyone wondering, no, it is decidedly not from the Blue Defender universe. It's complete, unabashed, humorous fluff. Just a fun romp through what occurs when a major misunderstanding has unexpected consequences.

    A series of events leads Roxanne to make some questionable decisions, from snagging a few items from a certain blue supervillain's hideout to accidentally agreeing to a major life change. She thinks it's all a joke. Megamind doesn't agree. Hilarity ensues. Realizations are made, chief among them: never mix poodles and mimosas. WARNING: Language. I don't own Megamind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    86,496
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    335
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    4610
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    Megamind has no difficulty escaping from the Metro City Prison for the Criminally Gifted. Megamind cannot escape from Metro City United Mercy adult behavioral health inpatient lock-up … where Carlos moonlights as a CNA.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,992
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    27
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    Roxanne admits she has an invite as Metro Man's plus one to the Met Gala. Megamind and Minion decide to offer their assistance...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,630
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    176
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    You enter William’s bedroom chamber on a wintery night in the 6th of september. He’s hot, you are too. What else is hot? The TV screen, it’s been on for 5 hours. You look at what he’s wearing, it’s a pinkypie shirt on top of a pinkypie onesie. He put it on tto match your TWilight Sparkle onesie, he gazes lovingly at you- degrades you, and manipulates you. It turns you on. You have heated sex. Then he leaves you.

    5 years later you receive a call from an unknown number, he wants to meet up again. What will happen? Who will you meet? Who willc all you a slut? And is Mixhael Afton a homosexual? Find out in the next champter

    This is a slowburn btw hope you enjoy dear readers meow

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,073
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    30
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    It's hard to have a crush on someone, especially when you think the feeling is one-sided. Two rivals of Metro City have already hidden their feelings for each other for many years. When Metro Man saves Megamind from certain death, it's impossible quell those feelings anymore. But what to do when talking is so hard? Can intimate meeting reveal the true emotions? Or is the speaking eventually the only option?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,480
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    78
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    Roxanne Ritchi, at the end, started to enjoy her kidnappings. Megamind was always considerate to not hurt her, and sometimes, all three of them, would schedule the next kidnappings. Roxanne enjoyed Minion's company and the banter, the bad jokes and even the plots, all until one night. One night where the Villain won, only because he didn't even touch the Hero.

    Language:
    English
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    21,299
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    490
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    A story of love, lust and colour coordinated calendars... and how Roxanne Ritchi became the Mistress of Evil

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    327,110
    Chapters:
    63/80
    Comments:
    4129
    Kudos:
    987
    Bookmarks:
    184
    Hits:
    35351
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    Megamind does something spectacularly impressive with time...or it would be if it were intentional. Now Roxanne, Minion and Megamind are all trapped in the Lair for the next month, while in the world outside only half a minute passes.

    Its going to be a long thirty days

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,947
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    325
    Kudos:
    350
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    4393
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    Megamind discovers first-hand a safety tactic that Roxanne is willing to employ when she sees others in need. He eventually is able to return the favor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,938
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    330
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    Alien biology is a pain, the lack of sex education even moreso, but Metro Man has mostly made peace with himself and his needs and (to a lesser extent) his desires by the time he's well into his career as a hero. Unfortunately, he ALSO made peace with the idea that he would never date anyone. And Megamind is so very good at throwing wrenches into Wayne's plans. But there really is nothing like a supervillain to help navigate in darkness, so maybe Wayne will finally be able to shine some light into his own dark corners and learn they aren't as frightening as he feared.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,636
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    753
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    After a long, fulfilling life married to Metro City's new hero, Roxanne Ritchi passes away from old age. Megamind, an alien and hardly aged since his prime, begins to ask himself if humans are worth being a hero for, or even interacting with. His only accepted companions Minion and Music Man, he sadly watches life go by - until life surprises him. (Much like the phases of the moon, love comes again.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,075
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    393
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    Roxanne is kidnapped. Again. But this doesn't appear to be the work of Megamind.

    And when Minion comes to rescue her, she knows she's in safe hands. Fins?

    She knows she's safe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,292
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    111
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    Megamind has a terrible secret which have a strong effect in his and Metro Man's fresh relationship. How will Wayne deal with the news when he finds out the secret and will Megamind ever be able to have a normal relationship? MMxMM fic. Some chapters will receive E rating because of the sexual stuff and violence.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,580
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    728
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    In which the Arry family take 12 separate people on different jumpchains. Let's hope they don't make a big mess.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,485
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Kudos:
    39
    Hits:
    119
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    758
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    68
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    You are Megamind. You’ve been through a traumatic experience and you are badly injured and understandably freaked out. But Metro Man is here now. He has you and he’s going to take good care of you. You can relax completely and enjoy his gentle care.

    Note: The engineering technobabble was borrowed from that classic piece of engineering performance art, “The Retro Encabulator.”

    Other Note: If anyone wants to use this script in an ASMR audio recording or video, you have MY COMPLETE BLESSING. Please just give me credit and send me the link so I can enjoy it too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,733
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    75
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    It's the end of the world as Megamind knows it, and he feels fine. No, really. Why are you even asking? Why he should he be upset that that the only home he's ever known is about to become more galactic rubble?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,306
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    81
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    Megamind and Roxanne have a lot of fun together on the tentacle machine he built.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,264
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    785

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