17 Works in Mean Deadpool Thought Boxes

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    Spideypool One-Shots. Takings suggestions!

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    Spider-Man gets caught in a leg trap, and is rescued by none other than the Merc with a Mouth. And then ravaged.

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    At the end of the bar, the two off-duty cops don’t even move, still entranced by the way the dancer is moving. Wade’s certain they’re off-duty. There’s a certain glazed expression in their eyes, a laziness in how they hold themselves. They’re not a threat.

    The cop up on the stage, though, is a whole ‘nother fucking story.

    Now complete!

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    Wade gets kicked out of his boyfriend's home and decides to set up on the side of the road with a cardboard sign saying "Adopt Me." Luckily Peter passes by, and he's lonely too.

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    Wade's having a really bad night. Peter accidentally lends an ear.

    Un-beta'd.

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    Wade doesn't show up for theyre regular patrols. Spidey worries and heads out to look for him.

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    Confusion ensues when Wade blindly agrees to some random thing Peter said, he would know what it was but the boxes were yelling about steak tacos.

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    Wade really, really needs to get better ears. Or a better brain. Or a better attention span. Really just a lot of things.

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    Peter has enough problems with high school, friendship complications, an internship at Oscorp, and his arachnid alter ego. Throw in a merc with a mouth covered in unfairly sexy red spandex, and things get a little crazy.

    Wade just wants to talk shit with his friend Weasel, eat tacos, listen to bad tween pop music, and participate in some soft-core torture and murder. When a certain little spider swings into his life, things get complicated.

    Spider-Man saves people. Deadpool kills them. An unlikely friendship (and maybe more) forms, but will it still work when the masks come off?

    Translated into: Italiano, русский, Español

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    Deadpool is sick of Jameson always ranting about Spider-man, so he works around Spidey's very restrictive rules to his own, weird solution.

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    After a magical incident that leads to an unexpected discovery, it changes in Peter’s relationship with Wade. Aunt May just wants to shake her head and sigh, because why do boys have such a hard time communicating? Perhaps time is the only thing needed for them to figure things out.

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    After Gwen’s death, Peter swore that he wouldn’t date anyone else. The loss was too much on him, and he wasn’t going to put himself in the position to be hurt again. All he wanted was to stop as much crime as possible and be alone when his thoughts got to be too much.

    But then he met Deadpool.

    The merc was everything Peter said that he didn’t want, but somehow he was also everything he needed.

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    The well-known blackness of the Between opened up to Wade once he opened his eyes. Death merely glanced in his direction, before turning the rest of their head away, along with their amorphous body shrouded in the perceived cloak.

    “This… this isn’t like you?”

    “I Am Leaving Before You Attempt To Waste My Time.”

    Their resounding, all powerful voice filled the dark, dark chasm. Wade tilted his head down towards his expectedly empty lap too tired, suddenly (always), to crack a joke. “I thought the only certain thing was Your time. You got nothin’ but It.”

    “This one Is A Special Delivery.”

    Wade’s head snapped back up.

    The cloak appeared larger than normal now.

    He ran.

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    The Boxes are being rough with Wade. Honestly guys I was in a really bad mood when I wrote this, so trigger warnings.

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    Wade's looking for Peter when the boxes start to get too loud. Everything turns out not as bad as Wade thinks it will.

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    What the hell was he supposed to say? Sorry you had to see me splatter my brains out in a stairwell, I just wanted to say hi. Fuck that.

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    Spiderman's personal chef has no idea what to cook.

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    After all he's been through, Wade can't deny that he's a broken man. He can't keep a bonding mark thanks to his healing factor, can't have a baby thanks to the weapon x program, can't handle having a heat after what happened before, can't be the omega Peter deserves.

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