16 Works in Mayor Desmond Desmond

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    Off the coast of Northern California there was an island called Piffling, and on this island was a village called Piffling Vale that was very nearly a town. In this village there is a family that was not quite like the others. The Reverend, Nigel Wavering, had decided that as part of his service to God (who may or may not exist), he would adopt the children whose parents had died tragically in a hearse accident. The children were Rudyard and Antigone Funn. Rudyard used to be enjoying his life. He isn’t anymore. Eric Chapman had moved to Piffling just before the beginning of the school year, and in just three short months it had become very clear that anything Rudyard could do, Eric could do better.

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    The Piffling Amateur Dramatics Society's fall production is starting rehearsals, with Georgie Crusoe at the helm. Will Antigone be able to handle the role? And her feelings? And will Miss Scruple play the right notes on the organ?
    All this and more, waiting behind the curtain...

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    The year is 1845, and Rudyard Funn runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale

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    “Well that was horrible,” Rudyard said. The three employees of Funn Funerals stood inside of the shop as the Carmicheals brawled over Stanley’s grave again.

     

    “Yeah,” Georgie agreed. “That might’ve actually been worse than the first time.”

     

    “Might’ve actually been worse?” Antigone said incredulously. “That was much worse. And now we’re back here again!”

     

    The Funn Funerals staff gets stuck in a time loop that encapsulates the entire first season, which is also the worst month of their lives.

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    Even after thirty-five years and a shared murder investigation with Horatia, Agatha would rather let sleeping dogs lie. Unfortunately, the new Village Archivist is more the type to trip over said sleeping dogs and then boot them off a cliff.

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    Sometimes, special events don't need grand parties to celebrate them. Sometimes a few flowers and a bottle of sparkling grape juice are enough.

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    After a visit to the circus, little Antigone Funn's entire vision of her future changed. Unfortunately, the shadows follow her everywhere.

    A fic depicting a snapshot of the Funn Twins' childhoods, with a bonus appearance from a very unhappy Mayor Desmond Desmond.

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    So far Rudyard Funn tried everything to rid himself of his rival, ranging from slander to murder. But nothing seems to make a lasting impact on Eric Chapman. However, his new job as a village archivist may have just given his old obsession some much needed new ammunition. As he gears up once more to squish Chapman right into the dirt, only one question still remains.
    What could possibly go wrong?
    Or in which Rudyard becomes the village’s premier (albeit unwitting) travel writer, Eric looks spectacular in spandex and Mayor Desmond struggles to consolidate being native to his place of birth.

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    Rudyard Funn runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale. It used to be the only one. It isn't any more. 
    Much like his funeral home, Rudyard is dark, gloomy, and rather depressing. Which doesn't exactly make him universally beloved. You'd think that he is rather used to that by now - but nothing if not determined, Rudyard Funn strikes into the unknown tonight. He'll grab the bull by the horn and make one last desperate attempt to win the approval of Piffling’s public.
    What could possibly go wrong?

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    Rudyard Funn, Antigone Funn, and Georgie Crusoe used to be the highest-ranking officers aboard the U.S.S. Piffling. They aren’t anymore.

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    After he began his Greatest Undertaking but before he organised the Semi-Annual Fishing Tournament, after the Sid Marlowe Debacle but before the Bake Sale Fiasco, Rudyard is busy hatching an ambitious plan to further prop his family's crumbling finances. To do just that, he has to take part in Mayor Desmond's "Illegal" Blackjack Tournament. But can a man who denounces even the New Year's raffle conquer the blackjack table? And can he do that with Eric Chapman and the crème de la crème of Piffling getting busy sabotaging his ministrations?

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    First dates are hard for everybody- even Eric Chapman. They're nigh impossible for Antigone Funn. As long as there's torte at the end of it, everything will be okay though... right?

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    Georgie Crusoe has found herself on the island of Piffling on the same day as another new comer, Eric Chapman.
    Rudyard Funn runs an inventor's emporium in the village of Piffling Vale, it used to be the only one. It isn't anymore. While Georgie remains loyal to Rudyard and his agoraphobic sister Antigone, Eric becomes to most popular inventor on the island. Rudyard becomes more determined to be better. As his experiments and inventions grow more insane, the lines between brilliance and insanity begin to blur.

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    Snapshots of a blossoming romance in the Dunder Mifflin Piffling Branch

    a chapyard The Office AU

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    Now available for purchase at your local bookstore or news stand, this complementary pocket book offers an insightful look into all your favourite characters from the international bestseller and Pulitzer prize winning autobiography "Memoirs of a Funeral House Mouse". Featuring tales such as "Reverend Nigel Wavering: In God We Trust, or Do We?" and "Antigone Funn: The Mystery of the Raunchy Novel".

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    Christmas Eve is the worst day in the year. What makes matters even worse is that Eric Chapman has invited Rudyard to his Christmas Party. And then there is the whole matter of the mistletoe.

    The obligatory Christmas/Mistletoe fanfiction every fandom needs

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