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    Stede Bonnet is dying, has been for a long time. He’s known about it for going on 12 years, an inoperable brain tumour. Yep. Right in the centre, getting its filthy little paws into all sorts of juicy parts of Stedes brain, just sitting there and causing all sorts of havoc till the day it finally finishes him off. At first the idea of death terrified him to his core but by now he’s pretty much accepted it, being terminally ill is just a part of his personality at this point, he’s learned to live with it.

    It’s not until a sexy, long haired, leather clad specimen of a man comes into his life does he reconsider how fulfilling life could actually be.

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    "His thoughts drift to the man in the dining hall again. He wonders who is, why he’s here, and above all – if he’ll ever get the chance to talk to him properly..."

    or, the Professor Stede / Archaeologist Ed study abroad fic no one asked for...

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    Stede figures out he's gay at the ripe age of 41, gets divorced, and...still lives with Mary. Because he's unemployed, and it turns out piracy isn't a viable career choice for him right now. This is about finding your people and starting over. I hope.

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    What's an all powerful, incredibly bored crime lord like Ed to do when a ball of sunshine like Stede waltzes into his life and treats him like an equal, a friend, instead of someone to be terrified of? Why, fall in love, of course.

    There's just one problem: Stede's married.

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    It's six months since Stede and Ed - and Izzy, Lucius and Pete - returned from Florida, and life at the Operation Revenge taskforce has finally been stable for a time. But when an unexpected body turns up, it immediately sets them back on a long-inevitable path, towards two long-inevitable foes, and what follows will push every one of them to the very limit.

    After all... Ned Low is not a man you want as your enemy. Nor is Francis Spriggs. And together, they've got their sights set on a little revenge of their own.

    Or a lot. Possibly a lot. In fact, you might say they're planning the performance of a lifetime...

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    Stede works at a hair salon.

    One night he stays late and a wounded Ed stumbles into his salon.

    They both can't get each other out of their heads, so Ed comes back the next day and the day after that and the day after that...

    Stede feels himself pulled towards his new most loyal customer but his marriage status keeps him from acting on it until one dance at a party changes it all.

    Will they be able to find their happy ending?

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    A brilliant high school chemistry teacher with a terminal illness.

    An ex smuggler desperate to keep his boyfriend around longer.

    A criminal seizing the opportunity to reconnect with his best friend the only way he knows how.

    A musician down on his luck who gets more than he bargained for.

     

    Stede gets lung cancer. A few months shy of his forty-eighth birthday, he’s told he may not live to even make it to his fiftieth. What happens next is a natural response to this.

    (this is a breaking bad au)

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    Looking for yearning? Looking for characters that learn to love themselves through each other? Look no further!

    Museum biologist Stede gets stabbed and needs emergency surgery, Ed is his anesthesiologist. They meet again. They are cute. They become BOYFRIENDS!!!!(eventually)

    Title is from the song: Beautiful Stranger - Laufey

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    Stede's birthday is coming up and all he really wants is a pirate themed party. His boyfriend thinks he's being childish and stupid. The handsome stranger in the cake aisle disagrees.
    ~~~~~
    “Pirates, is it?”

    “Please don’t tease. I really don’t think I can handle any more ridicule today.”

    “Shit, no I didn’t mean it like that. I’m a bit of a pirate nerd myself. Can I show you something?” He began unbuttoning his dress shirt before Stede could form the words to answer.

    “What are you doing?” he started to ask, trailing off quickly as his mouth went dry at the sight of the man’s bare chest where he had pulled his undershirt all the way up. Stede was too distracted to finish speaking by the overall impression: a canvas of ink covered skin, muscular and soft in all the right places, a tantalizing trail of dark hair leading Stede’s eyes down, down…

    Fuck. Focus, Bonnet.

    He dragged his focus back to the inked images which were surely the point of this man’s public indecency.
    ~~~~

    (Mary to Ed, some time later):
    “So, do you throw personalized birthday parties for all of your patrons, or just the ones you show your tits to in the grocery store?”

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    Olu and Stede can't seem to figure out how to break up with each other -- until, on a crew visit to Loch Ness, they meet Zheng and Ed...

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    1927. The peak of the Roaring Twenties.

    Wealthy stockbroker Stede Bonnet sets out to find adventure and renown as a bootlegger on the East Coast.

    Things do not go as planned…

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    Edward Teach has been doing a lot of growing up and a lot of work at putting himself in a position to be happy in his life. He's begun to run his own business, created a safe space for people to explore their sexuality in BDSM and even as a 401k like a real grown up person. What he doesn't have is happiness for himself.

    When he bumbles across Stede Bonnet late one night online, he ignites a friendship with a man stepping out on his own for the first time in his life, trying to find himself and beginning everything from scratch from a divorce.

    What follows are two men that are utter idiots, a story of love, longing, friendship and long suffering friends that somehow survived what happened between them.

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    Ed and Stede meet as strangers one night on a New York subway platform when Stede discovers an abandoned newborn baby. Both men are instantly infatuated with him (and each other). When they attend the court hearing for his case, the judge spontaneously decides to offer Stede custody, which he accepts– only to realize afterwards that she assumed they were a couple.

    The two men immediately craft a plan to pretend to be together in order to keep the baby, creating fake backstories, coaching their friends, and moving in together... into the same bedroom... and the same bed. But what they didn't anticipate was falling head over heels in love, not only with their son, but with each other.

    Inspired by the TRUE STORY outlined in this article

     

    Features: a very fast slow burn, fake dating, only one bed, mutual pining, among other tropes

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    It was the summer of 2003 when Alma Bonnet knocked on the doors of the Blackbeard Detective Agency. She wanted Blackbeard, AKA Edward Teach, to find her missing father, Stede Bonnet, a widely acknowledged heir to the Bonnet business empire, who was assumed died 11 years ago. Driven by Alma's plea and his own unspeakable motivation, Ed took on the case and started an investigation into the mysterious disappearance that occurred on July 17, 1992, along Route 46.

    Inspired by Menace: The Search for Stede Bonnet by insane_foliage

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    Stede and Edward meet as children at Camp Kraken Lake, a summer camp in the middle of the woods. They grow inseparable immediately. Their bond is unbreakable, until it isn’t. Sometimes giving yourself over to what you want is the biggest sacrifice.

    After an error in communication, the two lose contact. Neither of them expect to reunite 4 years later, Stede working as the lead counselor of the summer camp, and Ed showing up to be the camp’s newest lifeguard.

    This story is about coming home, growing up, and learning to trust again.

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    What if it had taken Ed slightly longer to get fired from being a fisherman? What if Stede and Zhang had tried to take on the British on their own? What if the entire crew is now set the be executed and it’s up to Ed to save them, with some help from an unexpected source?

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    Agape: In Scripture, the transcendent agape love is the highest form of love and is contrasted with eros, or erotic love, and philia, or brotherly love.

    Stede has been in a romantic relationship with Ed for six months, and he's happier than he's ever been in his whole life. Now everyone seems to be expecting the relationship to become sexual.

    But there's no way Ed would want that from Stede, right?

    A.k.a: what doesn't kill you makes you real weird in bed later in life

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    Though Stede Bonnet is nervous at the prospect of marriage, he decides to attempt to write to his future bride.

    He is pleased to discover that "Lady Hands" is actually Israel Hands, a man he enjoyes talking to immensely. They exchange letters over the course of their engagement, reluctant to fall in love but eager to know the character of their future husbands.

     

    16 April, 1679

    Lady Hands,

    I apologize for the brevity of this missive, but I find that I do not know how best to speak with you. I have been informed by my father on this eve that we are to be wed in less than a year's time. Though the date of our nuptials is distant, I still find myself caught off guard by the suddenness of our engagement, as I had previously been informed by my father that he had been blessed with little luck in his hunt for a new Bonnet bride.

    Though I know it is not conventional, I was hoping you might permit me the opportunity to know you better prior to our first meeting. Please, if you would, tell me about yourself.

    Best wishes,

    Lord Stede Bonnet

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    “Today was perfect,” Ed mumbles, warm lips dancing over Stede’s neck and upper chest as he speaks. “Thanks for planning the dinner and everything. Was good to have the kids around, too.”
    “I agree. But this is nice. Just you and me.” Stede’s fingers find the back of his neck, start drawing patterns there. He knows that Ed would purr if he could, and Stede could happily do this all night.
    ___

    Ed and Stede are establishing a life with their daughter Kaia, a life that is chaotic but happy. And Stede wants more of it, more of this feeling of being content. And he wants another baby. Ed doesn't seem so sure about that.

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    Crown Prince Stededador Montague Percival Bonne has been kidnapped and the King sets a reward for any mercenary to find him. So, when Ed and company take on the task, they learn very quickly that the Crown Prince doesn't want to go back, and will go to great lengths to escape his rescuers. Ed comes to sympathize with the Prince's plight--a father who hates him, terrifying political enemies, and his own growing affection for the radiant man--but when Stede's only brother dies and the heir apparent must return home to prevent the country from falling into chaos, the blossoming feelings between Ed and Stede may not survive what is coming.

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