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    Edward Teach removes himself from everyday life to escape an old history that he's sure is still following him. He's been living in the mountains by a small town for years, living on his self-established homestead to stay as off the grid as he can. He seems to be the epitome of rugged manliness; something a soft-handed, well-off man admires greatly. He's got the life Stede Bonnet could only imagine in his distant day dreams.

    So when the well-off man wants to help out and learn the ropes of how to live such a rugged life, what can Ed do but try and help him keep an axe blade out of his leg?
    If he survives the experience, maybe Ed can start returning all the pieces of Stede's wardrobe he keeps collecting.

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    Stede, a divorced man trying to find himself, buys an abandoned library, supposed to have housed the famed Blackbeard at one point before he went down with his ship. It might take a bit of elbow grease, but he’ll make it work. Even if the towns a bit suspicious of the place, even if there are unexplained noises in the middle of the night, even if he feels like he’s being watched.
    Maybe there’s more to their stories than he’d first thought.

    Or: Dead Blackbeard haunts a library and Stede says I live here now.

    Updates whenever I feel like it. I’m gonna put more ghosts into this bitch or so help me god. Time periods kinda nebulous. 1900s America-ish.
    Shout out to fandomPhantom1 and lesbianfucker (nice name) for commenting ideas I’ll be using

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    As far back as Stede Bonnet can remember, he always wanted to be a biker.

    One day he’ll buy a bike and he will ride towards the sunset and keep on going, but until then… well. Until then he will collect models and brush hands at the bar with those who were brave enough to leave their chains behind.

    A chance encounter with a man with a long, lovely beard and curly hair tied in a messy half-bun might just be what he needs to take that last step.

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    A Bikers AU 🏍

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    The Widow Mary Bonnet has a life, and Stede Bonnet isn't part of it. They agreed. There was a leopard and everything.

    Then again, Stede has a talent for disrupting plans—for instance, by turning up on your doorstep in the dead of night with a bleeding pirate who turns out to be his beloved Ed.

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    Unceremoniously Ed grabbed him by a shirt and for a short moment, Stede thought, believed even, that this madman was going to kiss him. Instead, he has undone two top buttons of his shirt.
    ‘Much better. You already look less uptight,’ Ed smiled, patting him on the arm.
    ‘Oh… thank you,’ Stede felt like he was nineteen again, the last time he was in a place like this, in a different life almost. ‘Well… I think that this,’ he took his handkerchief and placed it in that ridiculous leather jacket, ‘should complement a lovely bartender who made me an amazing drink today and… is quite lovely.’
    ‘Oh,’ Ed touched the material, he almost looked shy. ‘But I don’t work here.’
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    Stede isn’t happy with how his life went so far. At some point he decides to change things in his life. Still, he’s unhappily married, but he and Mary have a deal to get a divorce when the time comes.
    Edward is three times national champion in mixology, yet people come to him and ask for most basic drinks. He would much prefer to make drinks with smoke.
    So when by a miracle they run into each other they instantly fall for each other and find a muse in one another.
    Or Coffee Shop AU but there's no coffee only vodka.

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    Stede Bonnet is a trans man, who didn't embrace his identity until he ran away to sea and took up the mantle of The Gentleman Pirate. At first, this changes very little about about how his pirate career unfolds. Then, as his past life begins to catch up to him, it changes a lot.

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    It was a Saturday when Mary Allamby Bonnet passed away. But it was a Wednesday when Stede Bonnet's life truly began, as that was the day when he had an important meeting with Louis' teacher

    Stede Bonnet is trying, really really trying, to navigate this new world he has found himself in. A new town. A new house. A new business. And a new life as a single father. And perhaps, if he can somehow manage, he can finally be authentically Stede.

    And Louis' kindergarten teacher who also happened to be Alma's theater director, Ed "Blackbeard" may just be the wonderful surprise of Stede, and the children's lives.

    And of course the crew of Queen Anne's Progressive School and The Lighthouse Cafe and Booksellers are there to help along the way.

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    Edward Teach is one of the most famous chefs in the world, working under the handle Chef Blackbeard. Not one to be tied down, he does random pop-ups in all types of kitchens, and for the absurdly wealthy, he caters special events.

    Stede Bonnet wants to throw the best engagement party ever for his ex-wife and best friend, Mary. His assistant recommends the extravagant work of Chef Blackbeard.

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    Genderswap AU. Lesbian Pirates!

    Part 1 of a series following Stede as she runs away from an unhappy life on land to find fulfillment at sea.

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    The Revenge's latest target should have been easy. It was an unassuming vessel, not too many guns, and just perfect for a team-building exercise (and for Blackbeard to show off his pirating skills to his crush).

    Nobody was counting on the fact that Stede's ex-wife and two children would be on it.

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    When a misunderstanding spirals out of control, Stede asks Ed—his best friend he’s secretly in love with—to pretend to be his boyfriend at his ex-wife’s wedding. And when Ed—who’s also secretly in love with Stede—agrees to it, things get messy.

    A Blackbonnet fake dating modern AU.

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    Ed and Stede meet again at Mary's house... things do not go to plan for either of them

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    “The naturalist’s vessel was filled with wonders—I even looted a few books to add to my library—but this was the most special find.” He smiles softly to himself. “Ed’s knee was bothering him and he was bummed he couldn’t join, but he’s going to absolutely love this.”

    “Ed?” Mary repeats.

    “Yes!” Stede exclaims. “He was quite taken with other specimens I’ve acquired from previous raids.”

    Mary can’t fucking believe it, Stede intends to give Blackbeard—or Ed as he apparently calls him—this dead not rat as some sort of gift.

    (Is this some sort of perverse pirate courting ritual? Honestly, she wouldn’t put it past them.)

    She can’t help but voice her confusion. “You’re really going to give the great pirate Blackbeard a dead rodent.” She grimaces. “That’s fantastic, Stede, why not just present him with dried shit from the bottom of your shoe.”"

    or; trapped on the Revenge, Mary concocts a scheme to get the two most oblivious pirates she knows to realize what everyone else already sees.

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    In a way, Mary supposes she’s lucky that it only takes one day for the pirates to attack her ship.

    (Blackbeard takes a hostage, Mary takes some risks, and Stede takes everyone by surprise.)

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    While the pirate crew is in town, Mary hosts a lunch. It unearths some bad memories for Ed.

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    Time was, Stede was set to follow his first love Ed to America. He fucks it up. This is the start of the story of how they found their way back.

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    Stede Bonnet wants to tell Mary about his adventures at sea, so he writes her letters. He can never quite bring himself to send them though.

    Or

    Nine times Stede's letters didn't reach Mary and one time they did.

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    “Stede,” Doug pulled out the other chair and sat down opposite Stede. He spoke so softly and seriously that Stede’s breath froze in his lungs. “Blackbeard’s being put to death any day now.”
    It was like someone poured seawater down his back. “W-what?”

    Blackbeard is caught during his escape, when Stede finds out he tries to save him. He will save him.
    He has to.

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