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    Space Pirate-Ninja @MarkWatney
    nasa must agree with me if they only censored my f*uck a little bit last time i tried to swear at martinez they replaced it with an emoji

    Space Pirate-Ninja @MarkWatney
    this is what power feels like: making some poor person at nasa decide which curse words are appropriate to be tweeted out over work wifi

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    It seems that some days Mars followed him home in the oddest of ways.

    Really he’d take less disco music please.

    No this isn’t funny Johanssen.

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    Johanssen finally gets around to telling Watney a secret of hers.

    Sequel to Bedside Chat, but works as a standalone too.

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    "I'm Beth Johanssen, by the way, and- wow, I can actually say this now- the sysop for Ares III."

    ~

    What happens before the Ares III crew leave to go to Mars? This is the first book in a trilogy telling you exactly that.

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    I never thought I would miss Mars.

    Really. I didn't. I fully expected to be gleefully earthbound for the rest of my days, doing botany experiments and living my life with my family.

    But when they asked me to do another Mars mission, I agreed. After all, when you're sending a team for 6 months, you want the guy who made it a year and a half almost entirely on his own.

    (T for language. Currently a one-shot.)

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    A week after the Ares 3 crew returns to Earth, SatCon engineer Mindy Parks is told to drop everything and fly to Washington D.C. A flash fic written today to get my writing juices flowing again. Unbeta'd.

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    a collection of oneshots about my favourite nerdy space heteros <3 probably lots of ares 3 crew moments because i love them very much!

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    He's waited four-ever.

    NASA doesn't know Watney is alive. How will trying to survive in total isolation until Ares 4 change him? What new challenges will he face? Can he make it 1408 sols without completely losing himself?

    For god's sake, someone send him a new mix-tape.

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    Visual Description: Mark Watney is sitting at a table in the living area of the Hermes, he’s looking at someone behind the camera.

    Watney: Hey, take it from a professional, the angle is fine just get over here.

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    Mark Watney talking to/about Chris Beck on video over time.

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    Ha esperado mil años.

    La NASA no sabe que Watney está vivo. ¿Cómo va a cambiarlo intentar sobrevivir en aislamiento total hasta la Ares 4? ¿Qué desafíos va a encontar? ¿Puede superar 1408 soles sin perderse a sí mismo?

    Por el amor de dios, que alguien le envíe una mix-tape nueva.

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    "what if you resent me for wasting half your eternity?"

    A story in three acts.

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    Mark Watney was going home.

    After near-death experience followed by near-death experience with a side of, you guessed it, near-death experience, Mark Watney was safe. He was… done.

    And, so, he laid down with no worries for the first time in eighteen months.

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    They say no one can hear you scream in space. Clearly, whoever ‘they’ are have never been on board Hermes after a data dump.

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    ‘“So, we might have made a mistake.”

    Mark doesn’t know what Martinez is talking about, exactly, but he’s hard pressed to argue with that statement when his birthday present is currently screaming at him.’

    Mark’s having some trouble with adjusting back on Earth. His friends think they might have a solution.

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    In which Mark Watney is (in)formally declared a Space Pirate long before he ever left earth.

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    Mark had noticed it from day one they had been introduced; Chris Beck had freckles.
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    Unrequited / unknown crush + pining Beckney.

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    Bruce Wayne had a rather interesting roommate his freshman year before he took off at 19 to go well ....begin his long journey to become the ever infamous Batman.

    Mark Watney was that roommate. Who made the poor decision to attend Yale his freshman year before transferring to the University of Chicago for a more normal experience. Going to the land where fun goes to die Was a hell of a lot better for one’s mental health then rooming with Bruce Wayne for a Few semesterS.

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    Ares III returns home and Mark gets to hug his parents

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    Mark had so much cancer, his cancer had cancer.

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