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    Hoffman waves a dismissive hand. "I saved his life."

    "By brutally killing somebody else."

    "You'd do the same. I've heard about you. You're one helluva cowboy." He sneers.

    "I've heard about you too. Your benders. Your sister. The bar fights. I should be asking you why you're even still hired. Fucking basket case."

    At this point, Hoffman's unreadable face has darkened to a dangerous glower. "Up the ante, Special Agent Strahm."

    "Oh, fuck off."

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    You wake up in a saw trap, terrified for your life. However, it is not the trap you should be afraid of. Will you learn to cherish your new BDSM life?

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    What's the next stage in a relationship that never had a honeymoon phase?

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    By the fourth date, its important to know where the relationship is headed.

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    Mark and Peter navigate new wants, almost like normal people.

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    When he’s not Strahm, the detective, or Strahm, the newly-minted boyfriend, he’s just Peter, some guy who never smiles into the camera or waves his viewers hello. It doesn’t seem to matter to them much, what with his views swelling every week he shows up. Perhaps they’ve dubbed him the odd one out, the special one of the bunch, a title which Strahm could honestly care less about. 

    Hoffman, on the other hand, is ecstatic.

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    Don't ask Adam how he feels about all this.

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    Just seeing Hoffman outside of the office is fine. It's just for the sake of building a case against him. That was, of course, until seeing Hoffman outside of the office turned into learning exactly what spots on his neck would make him squirm and whine the most. There’s only so much that he can explain away being overzealously loyal to the department, and Hoffman hastily unbuckling Strahm’s work pants during their lunch break absolutely was not one of them. But to be fair, what's the worst that could happen? Falling off the deep end is romantic if it's two people. And if they're fucked up enough.

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    Peter Strahm comes face to face with his sometimes boyfriend's sometimes psychopath's after work hobby of massacring people. How does he react? Read to find out ;)

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    3/?
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    Mark Hoffman starts using crime scenes to flirt. It all goes downhill from there.

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    Peter stepped back to examine his work, Hoffman was tied to the bed by his wrists and ankles. His leash still attached to his collar and his little cock still straining against his cage, somehow managing to leak precum through its bars. Oh, and Lawrence had half his arm up his ass. It was a beautiful sight.

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    Third dates sometimes come as an afterthought.

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    He could kill me.

    That's unmitigated. And untrue.

     He could kill me right now, and there's not a damn thing I can do about it. I'm just a dumb fuckin' animal.

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    Having to juggle a negatively spiraling obsession with your co-worker at the same time as solving a serial murder case is already hard enough. Having the two cross, Strahm learns, is a recipe for absolute disaster.

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    There’s currently three jigsaw killers running around. What if they were all in a group chat together?

     

    New Guy: Well that could've gone better

    The Hoffman: asdfghjkkl

    Doctor1: Wait what did the new guy do

    Doctor2: ??????????

    The Hoffman: Hello Zeke, my beloved, my soulmate, my one true love. Sorry for killing your father and all your coworkers. Hey do you want to run away and be serial killers with me

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    “I want to know when he became someone you would lie for.”

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    Peter recounts the history of his relationship with Mark Hoffman.

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    In which Hoffman thinks maybe he's finally lost it-that, or Peter Strahm is haunting him and for whatever reason, doesn't hold too big of a grudge.

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    Strahm pulls away for air. “You’re a real motherfucker.” He studies Hoffman, his hair is all mussed and he looks like a hot mess.

    “Yeah, but I’m your motherfucker.” Hoffman coos as he leans forward, trying to reel him back in.

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    “He’s built like a brick house,” Perez says emphatically, refusing to let Peter pull his hands away. “He’s monosyllabic. Yesterday I watched him kick the fax machine so hard that it un-jammed. If he were any more your type, it would be an affront to God.”

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    Hoffman and Strahm meet a little earlier.

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    Sometimes second dates can have even more of an impact than the first.

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    1/1
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    4
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    37
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