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    “Just tell me you’re happy, Margaret, just tell me that and I’ll go away. I will take all the memories I have of you and put them in a box with a pretty bow and lock it in my heart. Take it out for Christmas and birthdays. Tell me you’re happy. That’s all I want.”

    To come home. To pick up your life where you left off or form a new one on your own terms.
    You didn’t expect how temporary everything would feel, how you would be afraid of getting attached. You didn’t expect the feeling of being caught in a maelstrom, or that the flame you always carried within would start to flutter and die.

    After Korea, Hawkeye and Margaret are trying to get on with their lives. Apart from each other and apart from the people they came to think of as family. Trying to find their place in a world where nothing seems familiar anymore. It’s hard. Exhausting. And neither of them can forget that thing between them. The thing that clicked, kept shifting and grew strong.
    The thing that holds.

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    “Shoulders like this.” Hawkeye spreads his arms. “Mine has no tattoos, but his biceps are still nothing to scoff at when he flexes. A cute ass.” He grins, and Margaret can tell just by the faraway momentary look in his eyes that his infatuation is genuine. Her interest is piqued more and more.

    “I know you wouldn’t love someone just for their physique,” Margaret says.

    He casts her a look. “Wouldn’t I?”

    Her moment of doubt is fleeting. Margaret smiles. “No. You have too much heart and romance for that.”

     

    or: hawkeye is happily married in love, and makes it everyone else’s problem. but mostly margaret

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    "Why didn't you stop him?!" Margaret's tone is so frantic that BJ almost has trouble understanding her.

    "What?"

    "Why didn't you stop h-"

    "Margaret, I got that the first time, but I don't understand what you're-"

    "Hawkeye," Margaret snaps down the line, and a sickening feeling of foreboding washes over BJ.

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    A few years after the return from the war, Pierce is a successful cardiothoracic surgeon. What will happen when he suddenly meets Margaret? And even more importantly, what will happen when Margaret sees a certain medical file?

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    An injured soldier writes to his mom about his stay in MASH 4077. What is an Iron Weapon, why would Hawkeye return into the cave and why will Margaret be awarded a military order?

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    Vess seeks spiritual reassurance from Father Mulcahy, but a sudden, violent attack brings up flashbacks of a past assault.

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    Hawkeye makes it exactly two steps into the street before the car hits him. It’s a duller sound than he’d imagined; for some reason he had thought it would sound like the wet crack of a bullet or the hiss of a shell. He hears voices, sees the outlines of people around him and the glitter of broken gin bottles, smells the sharp tang of blood and alcohol.. He cranes his neck to look across the street: his cat is gone.
    “Goddammit,” he whispers as everything goes dark and--

     

    Someone’s knocking at the door. Water drips down Hawkeye’s face and into the basin of the sink. The knock comes again. “Yeah,” he calls as he wipes his face off.
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    Or, the Russian Doll AU.

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    hawkeye's imagined kissing beej a million times over in a million different ways, but of course their first kiss happens in the middle of an argument. weirdly, though, it's a talk with margaret that helps smooth things over between them.

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    Hawkeye, stumbling back to the Swamp after a long night shift sees Radar trapped by a visiting officer, who has cruel things planned. Hawkeye won't let that happen.

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    Margaret checks up on Hawkeye in Post-Op

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    "Look, this guy clearly doesn't intend to lose, he's ready to draw and you don't know how fast he is—"

    "You really know how to make a guy feel good about himself."

    "Well, I'm over the hill, and you could be too— every day you get a little older, that's how life works, you know."

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    Or,Hawkeye Pierce, BJ the Kid, and their band of merry men feel something closing in on them.

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    TRAP: Oliver’s gone, Hawk. Got his orders and got out. He got a better deal than the rest of us; in my opinion, we might as well take advantage of the extra space. But if you wanna respect his old bunk like some kind of shrine for a while, you don’t gotta go yelling “fire” at me.

    HAWK: I didn’t yell fire. (He keeps an eye on the fire, to see if it’s spreading.)

    TRAP (pouring a drink from the still): Well, you certainly didn’t whisper it.

    HAWK: But I didn’t yell it. (looking at the audience) Wouldn’t be kosher, in a theater.

    TRAP: What the hell are you talking about?

    HAWK (still addressing the audience): Although it’s not technically illegal. Still, probably best to avoid it.

    TRAP: I can’t have you cracking up on me now, Hawk. Especially now that Oliver’s out of here. You’re just about the last person in this camp I can stand.

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    It’s nearing five a.m., and Hawkeye and Margaret are standing in her kitchen, two stories up off the ground. Hawkeye can feel it, somehow, that they’re way off street level. Like they’re floating in their own little bubble. Margaret is running all around the kitchen just like she used to run around the O.R. whenever they had a particularly busy night with wounded, and she’s got that same intense look on her face that Hawkeye recognizes from back then. Only this time, there’s no emergency. This time, she’s just trying to juggle making a pot of coffee, toasting eight pieces of bread, and frying up sixteen eggs for the remaining guests at the party. Hawkeye leans in the doorway a moment, just watching her.

    “I could marry you, Margaret,” he says, finally altering her to his presence. “Did you know that?”

    Startled, she looks up, then immediately makes a face at him. “If you’re going to come into my kitchen and make cracks at me, you may as well do something useful, you know. Take over the eggs.” She walks over to where he is and hands him the spatula she’s holding, then takes the kettle off the stove just as it starts to boil, readying the coffee.

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    Somehow, amid the gore and death, the sweltering summers and frostbitten winters, she’d found them. Her family had sprouted up, between the sniper bullets and cockroach races, comprised of the most brokenly human people she’d ever met. They had to walk through the valley of the shadow of death, but they’d do it together.

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    Trapper John has long since left MASH 4077, and Hawkeye is pining over his new best friend when a new soldier is transferred over that has something in common with Hawkeye. Will he be able to forget about his crush?

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    When they walk in, a group of strangers cheer loudly and he cheers right back. From between the chatter comes 3OH!3 hollering as advertised. This is Hawkeye's first weekend free from his residency in ages and it thrums under his skin.

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    Scenes from the lavender marriage of Dr. Benjamin Franklin Pierce and Soon-To-Be-Dr. Margaret Houlihan, as they each fall hopelessly in love with the one half of the perfect suburban couple next door.

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    11
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    704
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    The waves lap gently against the boards of the pier as you take a long drag on your cigarette, the glowing end burning red through the darkness. You’re silhouetted in the fractured light of the moon, the beach in front of you smudged in shadows of charcoal grey, the pier beneath your feet doused in an inky, forbidding black. There’s not a soul around except for you, the only noises being the crash of the waves and the ragged breaths rattling out of your chest.
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    hawkeye pierce, private eye in a bleak nameless city has just met margaret houlihan, a bottle blonde widow with ice cold eyes and a personality to match. he’s already got a broken nose, how much worse could he get by taking on her mysterious case? the results may surprise you!

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    “Imagine going through all of that, and never being able to say a word.” He held eye contact with her briefly and then fixed his eyes firmly on the tent canvas. “Imagine losing someone and not being able to say a word.”

    “Would you tell me about him?”
    ...
    Forced to halt their return from battalion aid and shelter in place overnight, Margaret tells Hawkeye about a letter she recently received from her estranged brother. The ensuing conversation provokes a dangerous amount of honesty from them both.

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    Hawkeye and Margaret are best friends who love and respect each other so much, they just don’t know it yet. so here are some scenes and tales about that. starts from before/during s1 and moves through till s10 or 11. sad in some places, but with a happy ending :)

    “Margaret hates Hawkeye Pierce. He hates her back.”

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