22 Jan 2019
“Some day soon, we may be fighting some really bad guys, and when that day comes, I wanna fight with you! Together! So please… Won’t you share this jam with me?”
—Steven Universe, Steven Universe S2E6: “Sworn to the Sword” (2015)
In which Lapis and Sarah try — and fail — to host a PPC-edition slumber party.
(Co-written with eatpraylove and James Shields)
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jun 2011
In which Suicide and Diocletian come along for “evaluation” and Nume says the F-word a lot.
Suicide detached himself from the wall and, curiosity getting the better of him, hurried across the chamber towards the door. He stuck his head out as quickly as possible, then withdrew it like a startled turtle seconds before Boromir slammed it closed. He didn’t retreat back to their little niches, though; instead, he stood still against the wall next to the door, eyes wide and a confused expression on his face.
Then, moving slowly, brows furrowed, he shuffled back across the chamber towards the other three.
“‘A hord’,” he said, “‘was being blown’.”