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    Kiss me damn it! I implore him, but I can't move. I'm paralyzed with a strange, unfamiliar need, completely captivated by him. I'm staring at Magnus Bane 's exquisitely sculpted mouth, mesmerized, and he's looking down at me, his gaze hooded, his eyes hardening into molten honey.
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    He answers on the second ring.

    "Alexander?" He's surprised to hear from me. Well, frankly, I'm surprised to ring him.
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    "How did you find me?"

    "I tracked your cell phone Alexander."
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    "First Editions," I whisper.

    "No." Jace's eyes are wide with disbelief. "Bane?"

    I nod.
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    Chapter four.

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    "Alec, I'm a journalist, and I've written a profile on the guy. It's my job to know this."

    "Okay, Rita skeeter, keep your quill down. So do you want these photos?"

    There was a slight hesitation.

    “Rita who? Wha- Was that a Harry potter reference?”
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    "Mr. Lightwood, we meet again." Bane extends his tan hand, and I shake it, blinking rapidly.
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    It all happens so fast - one minute I'm falling, the next I'm in his arms, and he's holding me tightly against his chest. I inhale his sharp, citric scent. He smells of fresh ground spices and some expensive body-wash. Oh my, it's intoxicating.
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    The Third chapter.

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    Well here we are again.
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    "It was embarrassing. The whole thing was embarrassing. I'm glad I'll never have to lay eyes on him again."

    "Oh, Alec, it can't have been that bad. I think he sounds quite taken with you." He teases

    Taken with me? Now Jace's being ridiculous.

    "Would you like a sandwich?" I ask in means of another distraction.

    "Please."

    "Good, well the ingredients are over here so knock yourself out."
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    Or the second chapter of my Fifty shades Malec rewrite.
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    "Mr. Lightwood. What a pleasant surprise." His gaze is unwavering and intense.

    Holy shit. What the hell is he doing here? looking all perfectly placed-hair and immaculate in his chunky-knit plum sweater, leather pants, and heeled boots. Oh my gosh I think I might pass out. My mouth has popped open, and I can't locate my brain or find my voice.

    "Mr. Bane," I whisper all raspy and nervous, because that's all I can manage. There's a ghost of a smile on his painted lips and his eyes are alight with humor, as if he's enjoying some private joke.

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    I don't even like Fifty shades of grey what am I doing?
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    "Mr. Wayland." He extends a long black tipped hand to me once I'm upright. "I'm Magnus Bane. Are you alright? Would you like to sit?"

    So young - and attractive, very attractive. He's tall, just a hare shorter than me, dressed in a deep velvet black suit that seemed to have a floral patterned etched into the material, burgundy colored shirt that was partly unbuttoned to reveal a golden chest, and a string of necklaces that covered the gaps in which the shirt did not. He had perfectly groomed dark brown hair and intense, golden brown eyes that regard me with interest. It takes a moment for me to find my voice.
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    Or the rewrite of the first chapter of fifty shades of grey no one asked for.
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    "Alec," he says as a farewell.

    "Magnus," I reply. And mercifully, the doors close.

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    Fiffty shades but make it malec?

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    Walking into Pandemonium, Alec isn't confused. He knows who and what he is and gives no apologies for it.

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    The one where Alec has had a secret boyfriend for a couple years and, when they need the vampire's expertise he tells his found family.

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    Hana Yori Dango (Boys Over Flowers), MALEC edition!!

    Alec stared at the red card hanging from the top of his open locker. There was an outline of a skull in the middle, along with the black bold letters “F4” printed on the bottom. His blood ran cold and his hands trembled. Taking a deep breath, he ripped the card off and stuffed it into the back of his locker. Grabbing his books, he slammed the door shut and turned around. The other students all looked at him in pity and whispered quietly to themselves, averting their gaze when Alec looked at them.

     

    WARNING - There are descriptions of bullying in the first few chapters, which may possibly be a trigger!

    For those who have not read the Manga, or watched the tv series, it's worth checking out! This AU is a mash-up based on the Korean and Japanese tv series, along with my own imagination!

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    Dr. Magnus Bane un-nails Alec Lightwood.

    Hunter's Moon 500 word prompt: Nail

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    1: Magnus finds a way to make Alec immortal but Alec is 82 years old.
    Magnus knows what it means.

    2: Magnus is offered Alec's immortality, again and again and again. Until it isn't.

    This will be a collection of independent oneshots.

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    Important meetings, Potion mishaps, Alec can now only speak french, Magnus finds it sexy, and Max is tired of everyone blaming him for the mess.

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    “I have a name, and it’s not sweetheart. It’s Alec.”

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    Alec Lightwood is currently on the run from local police, and it is NOT his fault at all. An unfortunately timed parley with an unfortunately good looking enemy has led to an impromptu escape-via-car plan.
    It'd be a lot easier if Magnus would just shut up.

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    As soon as the first sentence slipped out of Raphael’s mouth, however, he knew exactly where the vampire was going with his tale, and he did not approve.

    “You know, I have a very interesting story about a pair of young shadowhunters that I’ve never told anyone before,” Raphael said, and Alec straightened up in his seat, doing his best not to jostle his boyfriend. “It was what… Ten years ago? Something like that, although I’ll admit my perception of time is hardly the best. If only I knew someone else who had been there that day…”

    He turned to look at Alec mischievously, before turning his wicked stare on Isabelle who clearly knew what Raphael was talking about. As though either of them could have forgotten about that fateful day.

    Or: A family night turns into chaos when Raphael brings up the crush two shadowhunters used to have on him.

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    Magnus Bane is determined to find a pet name for his husband and Alec is being less than compliant. Maybe tonight, however, Magnus can finally convince him.

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    Alec will take anything his husband gives him with love. Really. But the magic acting of their own devices might be a little much.
    As malec is wont to be, nothing is too much when it comes to each other. Not even multiple babies.

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    Alec tries to push Magnus away

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    “I’ve always wanted a daughter,” Magnus admitted after a few moments of silence. “I mean, I always wanted a son too, but ever since we took the boys in, I’ve been thinking about adopting a little girl. I didn’t want to talk to you about it too soon, not after the fiasco of Max’s adoption, but then Derek called me and it felt so much like fate, and I couldn’t wait anymore.”

    “I’ve always wanted a daughter too,” Alec smiled softly, tucking a stray strand of hair back behind Magnus’ ear. “Growing up, I was the one who looked after Izzy most of the time, and the thought of having a daughter whom I could spoil and cherish as much as I did my sister… I wasn’t sure you wanted another child, honestly, but this little girl really does seem to have been put on our path by fate. As long as this Derek friend of yours approves of us, I don’t see any reason not to take her in.”

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    It wasn’t that Magnus lied, exactly, but he was a big believer in telling stories the way he remembered them, rather than the way they had actually happened. So Alec always listened to his tales with a healthy amount of suspicion and common sense. Some of the things he said sounded almost like the truth, but others were a little too… Wild.

    “A mission in Chicago? Why didn’t you tell me you were going to Michigan, darling, I would have freed up my schedule and come along.”

    Clearly, this counted as one of the ‘other’ stories.

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    Nico was not going back to camp half-blood. The camp had brought nothing but sadness to the small 10-year-old. This was how he found himself walking the cold streets of the city. Not knowing where he was going just knowing he had to keep going. Well, that was up till the point that the cold become too much and he sat down to sleep but had somehow woken up in the apartment of a strang cat-eyed mans apartment?

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    Alec takes in a stray cat and gets more than he bargained for

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    Pirates. Curses. Ghosts. Fire. Men. Death.
    After surviving an attack on the crossing from England, and surviving a fall that should have torn him apart, Alec Lightwood knew that the pendant pushed into his hands was important. That was why he just couldn't let it be taken away.
    Alec and his siblings had never wanted anything more than freedom, a life of their own.
    Pirates. Curses. Ghosts. Fire. Men. Death.
    Magnus Bane is a dead man walking, hunting and hunted by Valentine Morgenstern- he knows what lies ahead of him is linked with the young man bearing the same pendant that he salvaged from the Cup.

    A chance encounter sends them both into a spiral of events that leave them both wondering what else they have to lose.

    Falling in love was never apart of the plan.

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    The Pirates of the Caribbean fic that nobody asked for.

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    The Prince of Idris, Alec Lightwood, is too wayward for the likes of his father, King Robert Lightwood.

    The Prince of Edom, Magnus Bane, is basically the rebellious party boy and the headache of his father, King Asmodeus.

    Two bratty princes in different kingdoms, avoiding the topic of marriage with said kingdoms and doing their own thing -- until BOTH destinies *collide* due to a old custom, and they end up inadvertently bonded/married.

    A tale of crazy circumstances, lessons in adapting, and...a chance for happiness after all?

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