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    "𝐻𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝐷𝑎𝑑?"
    "𝑁𝑜𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑖𝑚."
    "𝐷𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠𝑛'𝑡 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒?"
    "𝐴𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦, 𝐺𝑒𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒-𝑀𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑒𝑙, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑓."

    Michael has always been the one man in the dysfunctional, unstable and infamous Bluth family that's able to keep it from falling apart. He's so good at this that, no matter how many times he's sworn he would, he's never actually left it.

    So things take a turn when nobody hears from Michael in a suspiciously long amount of time. Scrambling to get ahold of him and get him back, the family tries to stick together on their own. What they realize is that it's hard keeping a circus all in one pen without a few bulls shoving through the cracks. And, damn, they are one hell of a circus.

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    Taking place after series five.

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    “Gob, what are you saying?” Michael asks, his brow furrowed in both confusion and disapproval. “Are you – are you planning to propose to him? On purpose?”

    “Shut up, Michael!” Gob whisper-shouts, and this time he actually slaps Michael in the face. “I never said that! But yes.”

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    A sequel to my first fic.

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    Various scenes I didn't include in the first fic I wrote.

    In order: Lindsay finds a job, Tony attempts to 'make it official with Sally Sitwell', Lucille adjusts to being alone, Buster receives visitors in prison, Gob & Tony take on the gay mafia, Maeby experiences an identity crisis, Lindsay & Sally get fake-drunk together, George Michael goes to Phoenix with his father.

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    While it had gotten a few holes over the years that Gob had to sew up himself, he still took Lindsay’s old stuffed dove with him on every trip. It was stupid, and he knew that, but it was his symbol of flight, of happiness, of freedom. Just having a moment with it made him calm down. He wasn’t stuck in Newport. He was just there for a little bit, just for this dumb party and then his recital, and then he could leave again. It was fine.

    He was fine.

    A continuation of Étude Op. 25, no. 2 in F minor, a world where Gob became a pianist, with a Blunder endgame.
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    Michael has left the family. Forever. But, well, he can't resist a Christmas ceasefire. (Takes place after the Season 3 finale.)

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    Anton describes his family. Takes place in 5th season.

    CONTAINS SPOILERS

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    Gob and Tony go to the funeral of the (allegedly) late George Bluth Sr.
    Everything goes wrong and Tony gets increasingly upset about Gob's insensitive and downright rude family.

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    It appears as though Lucille has been hiding a lot of her past from her family

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    “There’s a discrepancy in the books that I was hoping you might clear up,” Adhir says as he walks from the doorway to the side of Gob’s desk. “We seem to have A. Bluth on our payroll, and I’m hoping you could enlighten me as to how that occurred.”

    Gob starts looking at loose strings, because he definitely doesn't miss his family, nope, not at all. He's not bored, or dependent on their dysfunction, not at all.

    He just wants to solve a few mysteries to fight existential dread. That's perfectly normal.

    Right?

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    The Final Countdown plays in his head then, and he suddenly knows that there are only two options.

    Either A) Tony wrote this note counting down to the trick today when he was unceremoniously squished and crushed and Gob can’t think about that or B) Tony wrote this note counting down to his return.

    One option means that there’s a finite amount of Tony left in the world. One option means that Tony’s still here, that he’s somewhere, and he just needs to be found.

    Gob knows that feeling. And he doesn’t know when he started feeling this way, like maybe he could help someone (Tony Tony Tony) be found when he’s barely been able to find himself these past thirty odd years, but it’s an option now in a way that it never was before.

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    “Anyway, Michael, the reason I’m calling you-”

     

    That’s when Michael finally finds the words to respond. “Let me get this straight. You weren’t calling to tell me Dad is dead?”

     

    “Well, that’s part of it, obviously. But the real reason is the money. Your father had a $200 million life insurance policy. We’re rich again, Michael!”

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    If your love life isn't intertwined with at least three or four convoluted schemes, then what are you even doing here?

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    An old fic I wrote for a fanfic writing contest a few months ago. Gob and Tony are at the Bluth's New Year's party, and they get caught up in each other.

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    Once they were finally completely offstage, Gob laid back against the couch as he tried to process what he had seen. That man was everything Gob wanted to be. He wanted to work a crowd like that. He wanted to play like that. He wanted to move people and give people goosebumps and maybe classical music wasn’t something that got people to scream and cheer, but maybe he could make them do that. After all, he had just started learning about this guy named Franz Liszt who was apparently, like, Beatles-level huge back in the 1800s. Maybe Gob could be like the new Franz Liszt.

    Or maybe the Freddie Mercury of classical music.

    Snapshots in the life of pianist Gob Bluth and how the music and life of Queen and Freddie Mercury inspired him over the years.
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    A smart man makes a mistake, learns from it, and never makes that mistake again... Whether or not Gob Bluth was a smart man had always been questionable.

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    George Michael and Maeby decide to throw a family dinner to tell Michael and Lindsay about their relationship. They invite Gob and Tony along in the hopes that everyone’s favorite magician husbands will provide a much-needed distraction. It goes about how you’d expect. (And Steve Holt and Ann Veal are there too for some reason?)

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    AU - Tony is losing his credibility as the gay magician. Fortunately, the only thing Tony is better at than (bleep) women, is pretending he's gay.

     

    ...But he could use some help, maybe.

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    Michael returned to Newport Beach after a year and a half to be the reluctant groomsman of a joint Jewish/Christian/Gay/Magician/Casino Wedding Spectacular. It was a lot to process.

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    Gob is left in charge of Maeby when Lindsay and Tobias take a family vacation and has to attend her parent-teacher conference. There, he meets her lit teacher and he makes a tiny mistake.

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