11 Works in Machete Cortez

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    Esmerlada Avellan-Cortez is the eldest child of the famous couple, Ingrid Avellan turned Cortez and Gregorio Cortez. They were the revolution in their time. Two separate agents from different countries during a huge "war". They were each other's assignments but I guess love won that round. Carmen wasn't their first child. It was Esmerlada. Esmerlada mostly known for her middle name 'Estrela' was different from her siblings. She became an agent before the Junior Spy Division even existed. She knew about her parents secret lives unlike her siblings. Her parents knew that it was time to tell her despite her only being 5 years old. As time passed on, someone caught her eye. The known bad boy of the Spy Kids installment and soon to be Junior Spy Division level 3 agent Gary Giggles. Gary Giggles and Estrela were familiar with each other since they met at a family gathering. This gathering consisted of all OSS agents and just family in general. Francesca Giggles was her primary godmother so if anything were to happen to her parents and there was no body else she would stay with the Giggles'. The two would soon date but that was only the beginning...

    This is her story in all three movies and beyond.

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    1/?
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    (Version with pictures): https://www.furaffinity.net/view/42438656/

    Welcome, one and all, to the seventh in a series of adventures related to the craziest and most deadly arena created! 48 characters in teams of 4 compete to survive! It's Pride Month and that means love isn't going to be strictly hetero around these parts. As a matter of fact, there's lesbian love in the air between multiple people! But love won't save them from the terrors of this Arena. Not to mention, there are some that love victory and even evil more than...well, actual romance...

    Remember! Criticisms, comments, and perhaps suggestions for lewd side-stories (or in general) appreciated! It's how I'm kept alive~

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    -- This is your fault, you know who you are. --

    An AU where City Boy Barry is forced to live on a ranch with Cowboy/Farmer/Rancher Dundee, where they reform young adults through manual labor.
    Also working on the ranch is paid ranch hand, Collin "Chicken Daddy" McKinley, and 2 other program clients, Yuno and Wolfe.

    Husbands will still be falling in love during the course of this fic. Because HUSBANDS.

    And extra special appearances by Pezz and Machete for sure. Minimum.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Viene Juni rumbeando

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    As the battle of O.S.S and A.S.S continues raging on a battle of BIBLICAL porportions is coming: needless to say tho will the heros be able to stop the tides of evil, or will Lord minuses evil plan spell the end for them all? Find out by reading.

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    When the worlds Heroes are captured by an invading alien race, it’s up to their children to save them and the world.

    OR,

    I’m a piece of shit and I can’t stop.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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  7. Moleman's Epic Rap Battles by

    Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, Epic Rap Battles of History, Batman - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Total Drama, Frozen (2013), DC Animated Universe, The Sandman (Comics), Codename: Kids Next Door, Sly Cooper (Video Games), Fallout (Video Games), Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, Watchmen (Comic), Daria (Cartoon), Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Game of Thrones (TV), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ben 10 Series, Invader Zim, Death Note, World of Warcraft, Warcraft III, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Animaniacs, Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comic), Rockman | Mega Man Classic, Inspector Gadget (Cartoon), Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers, Short Circuit (1986), My Life as a Teenage Robot, James Bond - All Media Types, Ratchet & Clank, Dragon Ball, Sesame Street (TV), Winnie-the-Pooh (Disney), Powerpuff Girls, Moral Orel, The Simpsons, Little Shop of Horrors, Destroy All Humans! (Video Game), Neon Genesis Evangelion, Tetsuwan Atom | Astro Boy, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Family Matters - Fandom, Beauty and the Beast (1991), Touhou Project, Godzilla - All Media Types, 2000 AD (Comics), Les Misérables (2012), Monkey Island, King's Quest V, Soul Calibur, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow, Borderlands, Banjo-Kazooie Series, Mad Max Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Next Generation, Call of Duty, IT - Stephen King, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Supernatural, Darksiders (Video Games), Final Destination (Movies), Adventure Time, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Ed Edd n Eddy, World Wrestling Entertainment, Rango (2011), Portal (Video Game), System Shock 2, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, The Police (Band), 1984 - George Orwell, V for Vendetta - All Media Types, Brave New World - Aldous Huxley, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Fly (1986), The Incredibles (2004), Spy Kids (Movies), Machete (2010), The Secret of NIMH (1982), All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989), Anastasia (1997), Fritz the Cat, Wizards (1977), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, The Lorax (2012), Samurai Jack (Cartoon), Lawrence of Arabia (1962), X-Men - All Media Types, South Park, Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound, Mother 3, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, Pink Floyd, Pink Floyd The Wall (1982), Chinese History RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - US 20th c., Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), The Mask (1994), Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon), Coraline - All Media Types, Gravity Falls, Final Fantasy VI, Teen Titans (Animated Series), Gargoyles (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Teen Titans Go!, Teen Titans (Comics), Taylor Swift (Musician), Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Xiaolin Showdown (Cartoon), Skateboarding RPF, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Legend (2015), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, 20th Century CE RPF, 21st Century CE RPF, Astronomy (Anthropomorphic), Sonic the Hedgehog: The Animated Series, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Dexter (TV), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Psycho (1960), Firestorm (Comics), DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Yu-Gi-Oh! - All Media Types, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Dark Souls (Video Games), Destiny (Video Games), Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Duke Nukem (Video Game), Half-Life, Jak and Daxter, Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms  

    18 Jun 2021

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    An ongoing amateur multimedia series lovingly ripped-off from Epic Rap Battles of History created, written, directed and edited by and occasionally starring myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand.

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    O.S.S vs. A.S.S: enemy’s pitted against eachother sense what seems to be the beginning of time, but the endgame is coming for one of them. So question is, who will win, good guys or bad guys? Needless to say they will clash and soon reach the answer.

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    Comments:
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Сборник однострочников на каждую букву алфавита. Мультиканон

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    3,295
    Chapters:
    33/33
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
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    48
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    1,468
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    Мачете — скорее герой сказок, чем настоящий человек

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    In Machete, evil-do'er Michael Booth makes a classic Action Movie Mistake: failing to check that the person he's just killed is. actually. dead.

    So, assuming Sniper isn't, what would he do with the rest of his day?

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