9 Works in Machaon (Song of Achilles)

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    Patroclus is not the Chosen One; he is not even sure he belongs in this world half the time. He knows the Chosen One and he's a boy just like himself—except he’s golden and perfect, he’s the star Quidditch player and he's the most powerful and gifted wizard in history. He’s destined to save all of magic someday. Patroclus kind of wants to hate him but Achilles makes it impossible.

    The Harry Potter and Song of Achilles mashup you never knew you wanted (hopefully).

    Language:
    English
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    123,599
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    560
    Kudos:
    1081
    Bookmarks:
    178
    Hits:
    17754
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    "He will come home to me, and we will be happy again. He swore it. He swore that I would be the first, and he has never broken a promise to me before."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,444
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1728
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    She made a sound of displeasure when her eyes landed on the ugly bruise on his temple."Do you want me to beat him up?"

    "No Brie, please do not deck the Aristos Achaion." He muttered, they started walking towards the entrance of the school.

    "Patroclus Chironides." She stopped in her tracks, a hardened scowl etched into her normally soft features. "I don't care if he has pretty eyes and a big dick, he pushed you down the stairs and scared your beautiful face!" She cried.

    "I don't know if you caught up Brie, but I like his pretty eyes and questionable dick size." Patroclus sighed dramatically, draping himself on Brisies' small frame like a blanket. "The things I do for love."

    "Pat, you passed out in his arms after saying he was hot."

     

    Chaos, gays and a little bit of teen drama, Patroclus wonders if this is actually the gods messed up version of a Netflix Romcom.

     

    [Updates rlly slow, somewhere around the 20th of every month]

    Language:
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    Words:
    12,091
    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1679
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    Some of Patroclus’ last moments. He lives just long enough to see his beloved one more time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    679
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1017
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    “Every year, on the morning after the TKE pledges have accepted their bids, they run down Greek Row naked. It’s some kind of a male bonding thing. It’s not gay at all."

    “You’re such a grumpy dandelion,” Bri soothed, nestled in fuzzy pajama bottoms, rabbit slippers, and her duvet.

    “I just don’t understand why we’re out here to see dicks when we have access to a computer.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,163
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    278
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    2909
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    My version of Odysseus telling his Trojan Horse plan -- this was literally just done for my and other's amusement -- I mean no offense with how badly it's written , I'm a tired student

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,751
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    970
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    When Achilles refuses to hand over Briseis, Agamemnon decides that the best way to get through to him is to take Patroclus from him instead

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,664
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    430
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    7318
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    "Achilles?" Patroclus called out groggily, covering his head with the blanket and turning on his side.

    Achilles didn't answer, but Patroclus heard him walk into the tent and draw closer. He gave a small sigh as Achilles climbed into bed and draped his body over his, peppering his neck with short kisses.

    "No, Achilles. Not tonight. I'm tired…"

    "I'll make it good for you, I promise."

    Patroclus's eyes flashed open in alarm. That wasn't Achilles's voice.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,085
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    1553
    Bookmarks:
    197
    Hits:
    23796
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    When Patroclus is framed for a crime he did not commit, a mysterious boy is his only clue to discovering who the true culprit is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,357
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2458

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