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    Is home a place, or can it be a person?

    Ed's mum was his home, his first and last.

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    Stede’s expression softened. “It’s just- I wouldn’t have thought that was something you would have ever…” he pursed his lips together, trying to find the right words. “Considered?”

    “Wasn’t sure if I even could, to be honest,” Ed was pushing forty, and this would have been a stretch even if he hadn’t lived so rough. He pressed a hand to his right hip, feeling the snarled raised skin. He supposed he really had missed the important bits.
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    Just because you start a new adventure doesn't mean you leave your past behind.

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    Ed’s on vacation and Stede’s having a hard time managing the Revenge on his own. Ed helps Stede center himself.

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    Ed woke in the grey light as usual. He knew exactly where he was and who he was with, because he’d spent hours lying awake mentally replaying every word, every touch, every look. The only surprise was that he’d slept at all.

    Usually he’d roll out of bed at this time, have a piss and find his jacket, and get on with the day. But this morning, looking at Stede’s outline in the faint light, he reckoned he might stay in bed a while.

    Pretty fucking big change.

    Absolutely one he’d been campaigning for, and hard. Still a lot to happen all at once.

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    That’s how it ends, then. He’s trembling all over, shaking like a leaf, and his hand slips. He nicks the skin of his cheek — it’s like Stede doesn’t feel it: he doesn’t even hiss. Blood pools there, though, it trickles down the blade. It’s no deeper than a razor’s cut. Ed watches from afar the drop of blood making his way down the knife: it’s only when it hits his fingers that he realizes. He thinks, distantly, of that bit of poetry Stede had read to him once, about the madwoman washing blood off her hands. He’s a slow reader, but he memorizes quick enough: yet here’s a spot, out damned spot, out, I say! He doesn’t remember much after that. He wonders if they can retrieve the book on some ship; he wonders if Stede would read it to him again.
    The knife clatters to the ground. Soon enough, he follows.

     

    or: Ed is in pieces when Stede Bonnet finds him and takes over the Revenge. This is how he tries to heal.

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    Ed catches Stede in the act of doing something rather peculiar. There are swords involved, along with a classic Blackbeard midriff, peekaboo Stiddies, and a flagrant employment of piratical lingo.

    Ambiguously set between season 1 episodes 4 and 9, or in a post-season 1 world where everything is fine but they haven't gone back to smooching...yet.

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    50
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    4
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    Surprising no one, Stede Bonnet absolutely loses his frigging mind when Edward Teach makes him a cake (because he’s hangry and dramatic and just wants his dinner).

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    1/1
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    "Good-bye children."

    Stede's in the process of closing the door as quietly as he can - something he's an expert in, he likes to sneak in and give them a kiss after they've gone to bed but before he does - when he hears it.

    "Papa?"

    Damn.

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    Updates Tuesdays and Thursdays

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    Chapters:
    10/12
    Comments:
    46
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    179
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    35
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    “Not going anywhere,” Stede murmurs. “I’m right here. Always.”

    “Please”—and Ed’s voice breaks, but he doesn’t know how to finish the sentence, because he doesn’t even really know what he’s asking for.

    “I was right,” Stede muses. “You are lovely when you beg. Tell me what it is you want, my dove, my precious boy.”

    “Anything,” he breathes, “anything at all, as long as it comes from you, and as long as I can fucking feel it.”

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    2/?
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    184
    Bookmarks:
    50
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    Stede and Ed reunite and it doesn't go quite as smoothly as Stede had planned but he'll do anything to make Ed believe he loves him again and keep his little family together.

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    3/3
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    106
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    21
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    “Stede, anything you want to do is fine.”

    “Anything?” Stede’s voice hitched.

    “When you say it that way, absolutely anything.”

    “What… if I say I don’t want to do anything?”

    “Saying you don’t want to do anything is fine by me,” said Ed, “because I know that inside of two minutes you’ll be straddling me with your tongue in my mouth.”

    “That is how it usually goes…” said Stede, looking at Ed’s mouth.

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    The problem with Stede’s plans, as original as they might be, was they tended to be short-sighted. “When you say everyone, you mean the crew who to the last individual I either marooned, attempted to murder, or psychologically tortured?”

    Stede’s brow furrowed. “We’re all pirates. Perhaps they’ll see it as part of the job and take your return gracefully.”

    (They don't.)

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    54
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    A True Relation of the Life of Edward Teach, Pirate; or, Ed, inventing himself.

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    25
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    48
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    Almost a year after Mary & Doug’s wedding, it’s Ed & Stede’s turn to get hitched! With Izzy as Ed’s best man and Lucius as Stede’s, plus an old friend-slash-ex showing up to crash the party, what could possibly go wrong?

    Sequel to the Blackbonnet fake dating au "Perfect Pretenders". This time with Spriggyhands!

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    332
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    55
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    After an accident upends Stede and Ed's fragile new relationship, Ed fights to bring Stede back.

    ***COMPLETE!***

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    8/8
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    233
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    441
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    147
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    Stede Bonnet is wrongfully imprisoned in a Barbados drunk tank. His cellmate is a handsome stranger who wants to kiss him. Then they get out of jail and someone gets railed!

    Another pre-canon story of mine where Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach bone earlier in life, because they deserve it. I don't make the rules. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Alma Bonnet is sick of this life as a soon-to-be noblewoman, and goes to find her father in America

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    6
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    45
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    10
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    1263
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    Posh nob juice, home tattooing and big-titted mermaids

    Now with bonus arts & crafts project!
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    "You think this is funny, don't you?" Stede accused him.

    "I think this is fucken hilarious," Ed grinned.

    "You and I have very different relationships with pain, Ed. I don't like seeing people in pain, let alone inflicting it on them. On purpose. On what should be a relaxing afternoon." Stede took advantage of Ed sitting back, grabbed his drink and downed the rest.

    Ed shared a vividly detailed, minute-by-minute recount of last Tuesday.

    “That’s very different,” Stede countered when Ed had finished. “That’s a thoughtfully finessed and mutually enjoyable activity.”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    552
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    Stede Bonnet meets a familiar-looking boy picking flowers in a meadow.

    Language:
    English
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    3,257
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    1/1
    Comments:
    26
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    117
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    847
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    Blackbeard, Ed, the Kraken—they’re all in there, crowding under his skin. Having Stede back helps him keep them sorted.
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    Stede is back on the Revenge, and everything is fine. Should be fine. Would be fine, if it weren't for Ed's nightmares. Stede wants to take care of him, and Ed wants to let him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,184
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    489
    Bookmarks:
    131
    Hits:
    4054

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