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    The podfic for Blackbelt, as read by the author with accents and all! I think I'm particularly good at Stede's!

    Blackbelt is a modern AU of Our Flag Means Death in which Ed Teach is a Tang Soo Do master and Stede is a divorcee professor who has just enrolled his children in Ed’s class.

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    5/?
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    “So, first,” Ed began, holding the karate belt up and folding it roughly in half, “you’ve gotta make sure you’ve got it symmetrical. Then you start from the front. Mind if I—?”

    “Not at all,” Stede interrupted, lifting his arms reflexively as Ed moved the belt toward his waist, thumbs just brushing against his hips before they disappeared behind him, fingers trailing around the circumference of his body. Oh, God. Ed was… embracing him. Why was this so bloody unnerving?

     

     
    A modern AU retelling of Our Flag Means Death in which Ed is a master karate instructor and Stede is a divorcee history professor who is taking his kids to Ed’s class.

    I hope you'll check out my Blackbelt podfic (performed by me! 24 chapters posted so far!)

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    Edward was a little bit of a stuffy, old fashioned name. And Teach, well, that made Stede think of a professor. And however silly that kind of assumption may be, when he had spotted this man’s name in the listings, he’d pictured a bespectacled man in a cardigan, not… Well.

    Written for the tumblr prompt "nanny/single parent au".

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    8/?
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    Stede Bonnet is happy, or so he thinks, as happy as he's ever been in his life now that he's established a whole new life after the catastrophic divorce. But at night, when he's alone, he feels the crushing weight of the loneliness that comes from a life unshared with a partner who might actually understand him and love him just the way he is. Stede had no hope of that ever changing, so he sticks to the life he's trying to maintain-- being a good teacher and a good dad to his children.

    When he finally meets a beloved student's adoptive father for the first time, well, that changes things in a drastic way neither man expect. Both of their lives are about to be turned upside down in a way they've both been craving for a long time, but aren't quite ready for. Hijinks ensue... and so does love?

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    11/?
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    The Widow Mary Bonnet has a life, and Stede Bonnet isn't part of it. They agreed. There was a leopard and everything.

    Then again, Stede has a talent for disrupting plans—for instance, by turning up on your doorstep in the dead of night with a bleeding pirate who turns out to be his beloved Ed.

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    14/16
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    2037
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    392
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    Life is but a series of micro-fuckeries.
    Really an AU where they can actually talk about their feelings.

    Chapter titles are from “This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody)” by Talking Heads.

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    8/8
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    10
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    Stede and Ed navigate Christmas and New Year's Eve together. Part of the Five Days in October series.

    Series
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    1/4
    Comments:
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    51
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    2
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    Stede Bonnet is a popular and successful wedding planner whose wife kicked him out and is currently going through a divorce. Ed Teach owns a catering company (and a bar & grill) - and has been madly in love with Stede since he laid eyes on him almost seven years ago. With Stede going through his divorce, will he finally have his chance at last? Or will other people and forces stand in their way?

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    Чонсі правий, він, Стід Боннет, приносить усім суцільні негаразди. Тому Стід вирішує пояснити Едварду, що тікати з ним до Китаю — не найкращий план на життя. От тільки це його рішення (як і всі інші, якщо бути відвертим) призводить до зовсім не передбачуваних результатів.

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    No one has ever filled out the comment form for Blackbeard's Campground (and Delights and Fishing Equipment). No one except Stede Bonnet, who writes a personal essay about his children and ex-wife, partly on accident. Ed cannot wait to meet this man.

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    Chapters:
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    Unceremoniously Ed grabbed him by a shirt and for a short moment, Stede thought, believed even, that this madman was going to kiss him. Instead, he has undone two top buttons of his shirt.
    ‘Much better. You already look less uptight,’ Ed smiled, patting him on the arm.
    ‘Oh… thank you,’ Stede felt like he was nineteen again, the last time he was in a place like this, in a different life almost. ‘Well… I think that this,’ he took his handkerchief and placed it in that ridiculous leather jacket, ‘should complement a lovely bartender who made me an amazing drink today and… is quite lovely.’
    ‘Oh,’ Ed touched the material, he almost looked shy. ‘But I don’t work here.’
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    Stede isn’t happy with how his life went so far. At some point he decides to change things in his life. Still, he’s unhappily married, but he and Mary have a deal to get a divorce when the time comes.
    Edward is three times national champion in mixology, yet people come to him and ask for most basic drinks. He would much prefer to make drinks with smoke.
    So when by a miracle they run into each other they instantly fall for each other and find a muse in one another.
    Or Coffee Shop AU but there's no coffee only vodka.

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    It was a Saturday when Mary Allamby Bonnet passed away. But it was a Wednesday when Stede Bonnet's life truly began, as that was the day when he had an important meeting with Louis' teacher

    Stede Bonnet is trying, really really trying, to navigate this new world he has found himself in. A new town. A new house. A new business. And a new life as a single father. And perhaps, if he can somehow manage, he can finally be authentically Stede.

    And Louis' kindergarten teacher who also happened to be Alma's theater director, Ed "Blackbeard" may just be the wonderful surprise of Stede, and the children's lives.

    And of course the crew of Queen Anne's Progressive School and The Lighthouse Cafe and Booksellers are there to help along the way.

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    10/?
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    1717. The Widow Bonnet has just buried her husband. For the second time.

    Instead of wallowing in her grief, the widow closes the chapter of her life centered around Stede and embraces her own freedom and peace.

    Things do not go as planned.

    Or

    Following Stede’s ‘demise,’ Mary receives increasingly strange and unwelcomed guests.

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    "Mary wasn’t sure, precisely, what had awoken her in the middle of the night. Perhaps it was the fog of tobacco smoke enveloping her bed. Or the crinkle of leather hunting for a more comfortable position in its seat, followed by the sound of bootheels coming to rest on the small table beside her head. Or maybe, perhaps, it was the steady chipping away of the wood on said table, as the phantom in her bedroom casually tossed a knife into her furniture, plucked it out, and tossed it again."

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    “Uh oh, there goes your boyfriend,” Lucius called. He nodded toward the front windows.

    Stede turned from the wall he was papering in time to see a handsome, long haired man striding out into the parking lot. Today he was wearing a short black shirt, and his many tattoos were on full display. The man mounted a motorcycle and kicked it on with a low grumble that could be heard even inside the building.

    “Think you’ll ever just say hello to him?” Lucius asked. “Maybe casually park your car by his bike, happen to be walking in as he’s leaving work, say, ‘oh hello, very cool gentleman in your leather outfit, my name’s Stede, I enjoy staring at your arse through the windows every day—”

    “Oh, leave him alone,” Oluwande interrupted. “Stede’ll talk to him when he’s ready. Or he won’t.”

     

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    Or, in which Stede comes out in his forties and jumps head first into the queer community, even if he's still a little too intimidated to talk to the handsome guy who runs the tattoo shop a few doors down.

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    The Revenge has a summer tour. Travelling in a caravan of RVs across the country, they bring their lovers and their children for a month of singing, laughter, tears, and new acts.

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    After an accident upends Stede and Ed's fragile new relationship, Ed fights to bring Stede back.

    ***updated weekly!***

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    20
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    Stede Bonnet has been neglected by his father his whole life. His marriage failed after ten years of being ignored or ridiculed and the mating bond rejection had nearly destroyed what little that was left of him. Being trapped back at his father's estate, locked up in his rooms, sends Stede on a frantic mission to finally be free, to be his own man.

    There's only one place an omega can be truly free and that is a life at sea. He runs back to the sea that tried to claim him once and ends up in the path of the greatest pirate that ever lived-- a pirate who smells terribly familiar even if Stede has no memory of meeting the famed Blackbeard before.

    Blackbeard is nothing like the alphas Stede had met before and the two of them become fast friends as they take on a life at sea together, co-captaining the Revenge. It doesn't take long for the crew (which now feels like the family Stede never had) to realize that there might be something more between the two of them, something the two of them might need their help to figure out.

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    43,159
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
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    624
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    111
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    12658
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    Stede Bonnet is 46 before she realises she’s a woman.

    Now, two months divorced, and four months after coming out to her family and friends, she meets someone she never expected to meet.

    Another trans woman in their mid 40’s

    A story of how your life changes once you finally find yourself, a found family, and maybe falling in love along the way.

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    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    315
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    91
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    Mary Bonnet spends less than one (1) day on the ocean, and is immediately beset by pirates.

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    Chapters:
    7/15
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    102
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    54
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    2321
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    She had her own room, after that – apparently she was now a young lady who needed plenty of space to herself. She hadn’t especially minded sharing with Louis, but the view from her new room was of magnolia trees, which couldn’t be faulted. Not to mention, no one noticed how she started nicking Daddy’s few remaining things from around the house and squirreling them away in her partly-filled hope chest.

    The fanciful, adventurous bedtime stories Daddy used to tell her and Louis sounded more appealing than ever. Alma had prided herself on never flinching at the scary bits, even as Louis curled into her side, but now she thought she was relatively used to excessive amounts of blood and didn’t see why she should be deprived of the other exciting fixings of life at sea.

    //Alma Bonnet, aged eleven, talks her way onto the Revenge under the guise of getting to know her father. Really she just wants to be a pirate. Mentorship and fluff ensues.

    Also Alma is non-binary and lowkey idolizes Jim because I said so. Alma's pronouns might change later in the fic.

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    Comments:
    106
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2633

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