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    The greatest anime series ever made by a human, following the adventures of Shrek and his ever growing crew, and all the strange adventures they go on. This goes out to all my boi's on Discord. https://discord.gg/Fk83yRd.

    BTW, this is technically gonna be a retcon of my old Shrek and Friends bizarre adventure fic, so yeah.

    It basically goes over the adventures of Shrek and his crew of dank memes, and there many adventures. The battle between good and evil is ver prominent in here.

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  2. Shrek and friends Bizzare Adventure: The Empire Strikes Back 2 the Future of the last Crusade Revenge of the Fallen Ballad of the N word by , for Pokepoverty, Snowtrail, colinfirthfanart, Flareon14, kierandell1409, shrek, PurpleDrank

    Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), Star Wars - All Media Types, Bee Movie (2007), Gorillaz, Johnny Test (Cartoon), Cory in the House, Kingsman (Movies), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Transformers - All Media Types, Superjail! (Cartoon), Disney - All Media Types, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! RPF, LazyTown, Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Movies), Flex Seal "Flex Tape" Commercials, Marvel, Club Penguin, Weird Al Yankovic (Musician), Bionicle - All Media Types, Scooby Doo - All Media Types, Super Smash Brothers, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Family Guy (Cartoon), Megamind (2010), The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015), South Park, Killer Bean Forever (2009), OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes, VeggieTales, Wallace & Gromit, Fairly OddParents, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Filthy Frank Show - Fandom, Skylanders - Fandom, Nigga - Fandom, The Nutshack (Cartoon), Ratboy's Kingdom (Web Series), Cars (Movies), Thomas the Tank Engine - All Media Types, Pingu, Grand Theft Auto Series (Video Games), Total Drama (Cartoon), Robots (2005), Memeverse Chronicles (Web series), Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010), Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010)  

    23 Jul 2019

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    Shrek and his main friend group have been split for two straight years after the death of Johnny Test. Shrek has been working at the british Kingsman organization for a lot of that time because he still wants to save the world from injustice. One fateful day, Shrek gets fired because of all the shit he has done for the organization. He eventually learns that his former friend, and current US president has been kidnapped. He also learns of a mysterious super weapon known as the death star that has the power to destroy a planet, but the creators only want to destroy capital buildings with it, so they can slowly take over the universe. So its up to Shrek to reunite the gang, and save the world from injustice. Little does he know, thats not the only thing that needs saving.

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    If Shrek never took Fionna as his wife, and Lord Farquaad was still alive...

    Maybe,

    Just maybe,

    This would happen.

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    Just when you thought there would never be another Shrek/Bowie story... It's not ogre yet! I present to you, in the year 2019, SHREKBOWIE ORIGINS!

    Do that to me one more time
    Once is never enough
    With a man like you..
    Oh baby, do it to me one more time .. (Theme from ShrekBowie Origins, lyrics [c] 1980 by Toni Tennille)

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    square up

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    The room smelt of diced onions. Feeling a chill went down his spine as he looked up to the man who triggered his new sexuality. Donkey was trying his best to stay on the weirdly clean toilet seat as the ogre pushed his way inside.

     

    Dedicated To Gay_Panic

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    They have been secrect lovers for who knows how long. The few intimate moments they get to experience with each other are sacred.

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    Shrek and his companions go on a quest to find and kill mad vampire Prince Charming and his stand Lord Farquaad. Many trials and tribulations ensue.

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    Rumplestiltskin tricks the fairy godmother into signing away her powers on Fiona’s fifteenth birthday, four years before Shrek would ever find reason to leave his swamp.

    The kingdom falls within minutes.

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    (Always read the fine print. Be careful what you sign, be careful what your actions can bring about.)

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    You’ve heard this story before, haven’t you? The villain curses the hero, and after a quest to find a solution everything is fixed with true love’s kiss.

    What happens when the villain takes hold of the kingdom before the hero has had a chance to enter the story?

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    There is a boy in the tower that used to be a Princess’, now stripped of its finery and guarded by three sadistic witches. The dragon is dead, slayed by Fiona. Fiona has been slain by Charming. All that is left is that little blonde-haired boy and the nightmares that haunt his tired eyes.

    Those who live nearby know what happens in that tower, what King Rumplestiltskin's favored General does to the boy trapped there, but they don’t talk about it. They duck their heads, seal their lips, and pray for the Usurper's death.

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    YEET

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    Lord Farquaad falls for a young entrepreneur with a dark side. Will these star-crossed lovers ever find happiness?

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    18 And the Dragon did set aflame the tail of Donkey,
    and for this injury leveled against his beloved and
    most sacred companion in friendship, Shrek did
    seize the tail of the fell beast and was flung into
    the tower.
    19 And in this flinging, guided by the Lord himself,
    Shrek was transported to the uppermost chamber
    of the castle wherein lay the prisoner of the Dragon.

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    Shrek and Donkey's lives fall apart as their relationships crumble around them

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    shrek saves the day

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    Darla is having a slumber party with her friends and Cherry, Atticus, Mo, and Patch supervise as babysitters for their evening. They decide to watch the movie Shrek and discover that the movie comes with a spell and once it's recited, they are taken back in time to the Middle Ages and meet the ogre himself as he is made to go on a quest to get his swamp back from Lord Farquaad.

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    Ah yes, the story no one wanted! The story of Yuu that was saved by Shrek and their love for each other will bloom. Sorry Mika, it's ogre.

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    This is what happens when you suck too much dick...

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    This is sin

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    People are plotting against The Ogrelord. They don't want him to get the crown, or rule over Far Far Away. What will happen if the conspirators succeed?

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