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    You'd think John would be better prepared for the end of the world. What with his superior knowledge on movies. But he finds himself thrown head first into a shitty B film style zombie apocalypse. will him and his new friends survive to live in the new undead normal? or will they be picked off one by one. unable to find a cure in all the carnage.

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    3/?
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    On a hot summer day, Ashton goes on a small trip.

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    Anyway, fr33ze frame. Yeah, that's me, Davepeta. I bet you're wondering how I got in this situation. The situation where I'm traveling through a black hole, riding Lord English like a buckin' bronco, yee-hawing it up? No. That's obvious. You should know that already.

    Yes, I know. I shouldn't be addressing the audience. It's fine. I'll stop soon, purromise. I'm obliterating all the rules.

    Anyway. What I meant by this 'situation' is narration. How did I get the narrative? Surprise, I'm my ultimate self. It was super easy what with being part Time and part Heart, plus being a sprite squared. I don't want to be an asshole and make a big deal out of it or anything though.

    Don't worry, this isn't just going to be me talking about how cool I am while traveling through a spacetime tunnel. I swear. So yeah. Long story short…

    The vibes I'm picking up from the timelines are beyond shitty, and the Heart player in me wants to turn some furrowns upside down. Hopefully, I succeed.

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    15/?
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    77
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    7
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    Dave Strider likes his job. Sneaking around in the shadows, hoodwinking mafia goons, teasing the really cute security manager, it’s a sweet deal. Everybody loves a good heist. Excluding, of course, the people you’re stealing from. And their guns, which can make Dave’s job a lot less fun. How many times can he flirt with death before it blows up in his face?

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    English
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    19,035
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    27
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    68
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    16
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    Ashton is very bored. Luckily Lord English has a delightful idea!

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    1/1
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    "Alone. Yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and Hell is only a poor synonym."
    Stephen King —

    Or, in which Caliborn realizes how alone he truly is. And then decides to do something about it.

    (First work is a oneshot because God knows how many times I've tried to start a series. First work, so be firm yet gentle. #phrasing)

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    Basically: you have anger issues. And it’s pretty bad.

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    1/1
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    3
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    An unexpected encounter, a Time Demon, a strange Gang, and a Hopeless romantic. Will xe conquer xyr love?

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    English
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    13,418
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    7
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    2
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    3
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    1
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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting against Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side. John, with the help of his half-dead friends, travels back in time to fix the dreadful future.

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    Chapters:
    66/?
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    When Jake notices the company John has been keeping, he immediately becomes fearful for his cousin's safety.

    Demons are selfish. Demons are violent. Demons are quick to take advantage of humans, and he'll be damned if he let's his cousin fall prey to their whims. He's content to believe that they're all up to no good, but when Dirk shows up and throws a wrench in his plans, he might have to reevaluate his opinion on them. And maybe, just maybe, realize some other important things along the way.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    142
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    And all amid them stood the tree of life,
    High eminent, blooming ambrosial fruit
    Of vegetable gold; and next to life,
    Our death, the tree of knowledge, grew fast by,
    Knowledge of good bought dear by knowing ill.

    - John Milton, Paradise Lost

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    English
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    10,167
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    10
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    601
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    (i was brought up as a southern belle, i grew up into the [king] of hell)

    it's homestuck characters in a leverage au. dirk runs a group of criminals that are dedicated to helping people that are laid low by The Man, be it a rich person, an insurance company, the cops, the entire government, it doesn't matter. they'll help you out when you need them the most.

    his big goal and nemesis is lord goddamn english.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    102
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    This is my first story on this platform and about Homestuck.

    Basically, John is forced into a world where no one remembers the game and he has to become a superhero, when the game's monsters leak into the world.

    Language:
    English
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    2,128
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    38
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    427
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    “Why don’t you come play with me and take me to the other side? Lost under Ann Raggedy, it’s lonely when you’re locked inside...” — Insane Clown Posse, “Play With Me”

    Karkat Vantas accidentally meets a dead man, attempting to repair a ruined clown puppet to sell at the antique store where he works.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    16
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    164
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    Your whole life, "I tried and now I'm getting older"
    Your whole life, "I tried and now I’m getting closer"

    - Oliver Tree, Miracle Man

    Years after the game ends, someone wakes up in a fridge.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
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    51
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    9
    Hits:
    401
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    Dave and Rose are an unstoppable pair of detectives. Rose is an expert puzzle-solver, especially when the puzzles are people, and Dave's neurotype helps him be an exceptional interrogator. But when they hit a run of dead-end cases, is Rose just losing her grip when she insists there's a superhuman killer on the loose? (Note: this narrative meanders a fair bit. I would not advise getting into it for the plot.)

    Language:
    English
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    37,038
    Chapters:
    51/51
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1459
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    You are jeered by none other than Lord English for the sole purpose of him requesting access to the narrative. Needless to say, you're quite amused.

    Language:
    English
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    4,439
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    72
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    There was a time, not so long ago, when the Personal Servitor took a wrong turn.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,768
    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    565
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    Dirkjohn Demonstuck fic with Angel! John and Hellhound! Dirk.

    Going to try and update weekly.\

    Warnings ahead that there will be a few graphic violence scenes. I'm not sure if I'll have smut, or if I will write those as side scenes, but I'll make sure you don't need them to keep up with the plot if you want to skip them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,711
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    89

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