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    Maria Deluca and Alex Manes had been partners, both in the X-Files department and in marriage, for years. They each had their own reasons to search for the truth, and it just made sense to do it together.

    Michael Guerin was just a con trying to keep his head down, serve his time, and not attract the wrong type of attention.

    He definitely had not bargained on being loaned out to a couple of alien hunters.

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    A smile on his face as he makes his way home, because if he was petty enough to make out with both of them, well, who could call him out on it? Neither of them could. And he sure as hell wasn’t about to.

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    The Evans family goes to the mountains every year for Christmas, it’s their mother’s most cherished tradition and holiday. Much to Max’s chagrin he might have invented a fake girlfriend to get her off his back months back. And now has to find a doctor to pretend to be his romantic partner or ruin his mother’s favorite holiday.
    Kyle Valenti doesn’t owe Max anything but the opportunity to have his rival under his thumb is one he can’t just pass by…

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    Michael puts his hands on Alex’s cheeks, stroking them gently while pulling him near before leaning in to drag his teeth across Alex’s earlobe and beg “Fuck me, Alex - please,…“ Michael begs, barely able to form words at this point „…just plea- please, …”

    If Michael and Alex weren’t so lost in each other, they’d surely hear the muffled laughter coming from the closet, thankfully, they are.

     

    Or how the gang finds out about Malex

     

    Or sex with an audience

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    Five Times Kyle was kissed under mistletoe.

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    Liz watches as Kyle reads their kids a story before bed

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    Liz Ortecho returns home to spend Christmas with her Dad and sister after a string of let downs in her life. She reconnects with her high school sweetheart Kyle Valenti. Aka the hallmark Christmas movie story that no one asked for

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    Kyle’s life seems to be slowly becoming a really bad rom com, in which he is the other guy. The one which the girl starts off dating, or who she mistakenly thinks she had feelings for. And to top it all off, he keeps running into situations where he gives love advice to his competitors… because that’s what his life has come to.

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    Liz is happy that Max is back in his body, leaving Kyle to wonder if this could be it. The break to get them working through their relationship, get them back on track.

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    Liz is chilling on the Crashdown's roof when a visitor approaches. One thing leads to another and they're having sex. Set around season 3 episode 4.

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    It’s not as if Kyle ever thought he’d find himself in this position. Standing in Max Evans’ bedroom with his ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend standing in front of him. Liz is currently behind Max, whispering into his ear while Max’s eyes travel up and down his body. Kyle does his best to stand still while Max stares at him with such open want. He’s still at least partially convinced that he’s being Punk’d right now...

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    There's societal norms that you are meant to follow, only Michael doesn't want to follow any of them. He loves who he loves and that is all he wants but his relationships are never simple

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    Max Evans didn’t realize he had a type until Kyle Valenti was shot, and he saved his life.

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    The day Alex died was the beginning of the end.
    Liz would be hard pressed to tell when it had all started, when the pieces had first been put in motion. So much had happened to lead them there, one step away from checkmate, one step away from the end of the game.
     
    Lord Michael, Lieutenant of the Red Guards and natural brother of the King, shoots and kills Alex Manes, Captain of the Musketeers, in broad daylight.

    One year earlier, Michael challenged Alex to a duel and won.

    Ten years earlier, Michael gave Alex a ring, and Jesse Manes caught them together.

    They're all pieces in a large game of chess, and each move brings them closer to freedom.

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    Alex realizes he no longer needs to run.

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    Day 6 of Roswell New Mexico Week - "stay".

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    He almost died today, would have if Max hadn’t been there to heal him. He doesn’t think his body has quite caught up the idea that he’s still alive. He’s exhausted, but it’s buried under the energy buzzing under his skin that he doesn’t know how he’s going to get any of the rest he so desperately needs. He wants to just get clean, crack a beer, collapse in front of the TV and try to believe for a night that his life might one day be normal again.
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    Kyle just wants to have a normal completely human jerk off in the shower but of course, there is nothing in his life that can't be complicated by aliens and Liz Ortecho.

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    He should freak out, he should really be freaking out right now because not only is it a man, but it’s his best friend, it’s ~ Alex ~ and he’s never thought...

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    Kyle has a sex dream about Alex.

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    Senior year of high school brings a lot of changes for everyone. Especially for Alex and Liz when they accidentally discover that Michael, Max, and Isabel have superpowers and don't know how to confront them about it.

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    Alex’s gaze is already starting to drift away again over Kyle’s shoulder in the direction of where Liz and Michael are standing at one of the research tables in Michael’s bunker, heads bent over something alien-science-y.

    “Is he bringing sexy back and I’m missing it?” Kyle deadpans, “Oh noes, however will I cope?”

    That finally gets a rise out of Alex and he turns to glare at Kyle, the tips of his ears turning pink. Well, the view is really nice from where Alex is standing, he has to say.

    “You’re just jealous.”

    “Of Guerin?” Kyle puffs himself up to his full height, which is still sadly shorter than either Alex or Michael. “That’s the dog’s bollocks! I could run circles around that bloke.”

    “You’re going to embarrass the shit out of Liz with that accent, and probably get yourself decked in the pub. Please ask her to record it, I don’t wanna miss out,” Alex retorts with a sly grin.

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    A murder rom-com, in which Alex Manes left home ten years ago when he joined the airforce, learned he had a very specific and very deadly skill set and went into business for himself. But the thrill just isn't there anymore.

    An inconvenient invitation to his high school reunion is a chance to find what he's been missing. Some old friends. The love of his life...

    And one thing he hasn't missed at all, his family.

    A Grosse Pointe Blank fusion/hitman AU.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    155
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2090

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