7 Works in Lionel Messi/Neymar/Cristiano Ronaldo

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    Ney is pining, drunk, and just wants some love.
    Cris is just a good guy trying to help and falls in love instead.
    Leo is oblivious.
    Gerard just wants to have fun.

    * HIATUS *

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    DON'T READ IF YOU'RE NOT INTO SMUT AND RAUNCH! An AU based on Attack of the 50ft Mandy (Totally Spies) and features Scott Lang from Avengers Assemble (Marvel Comics cartoon). Ronaldo and Messi compete in a gay pageant. Messi seeks the best full-body makeover spa in the area, only to discover that Ronaldo has also booked the same treatment. Meanwhile, Scott Lang, a tiny WOOHP prisoner, has escaped and tries to sabotage Messi's makeover with a special microchip; however, he plants it in Ronaldo's machine. The spies are called to investigate the disappearances of contestants. Meanwhile, Ronaldo seems to be stronger and taller at school but then becomes 15 feet tall and then 50 feet tall, and that he is responsible for abducting his competition.

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    Mix of different prompts for Football pairings! MOSTLY NEYMESSI! Don't hate! Hope you guys like this! Always open for suggestions!

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    Direct sequel to Five Times Neymar Walked in on Them & One Time He Finally Joined In.

    And then Neymar gets it.

    Gets that Cristiano wants to talk to Leo, alone.

    Without Neymar.

    He feels something strange inside his chest, as if someone were reaching in and squeezing--squeezing hard--putting pressure on his heart and lungs and everything inside him. It's tight, everything is tight, like there isn't enough room for air, there isn't room for anything. He can feel the blood rushing through his ears, drowning out all the sounds around him. And now he isn't saying anything and they must both be staring at him, both waiting for him to leave, to go to the bathroom by himself...

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    6/?
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    Cristiano and Leo decide Neymar is young and allow him some fun

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    He doesn't mean to watch, really he doesn't.

    But Neymar finds he can't look away, and actually gets a little aroused because really, watching Cristiano fuck is like free porn. In any case, he isn't standing there very long before Cristiano notices the light flooding in from the hallway, and the figure standing in the doorway.

    "Can I help you?" Cristiano asks pointedly, a little breathless, hips stilling as he turns his head in Neymar's direction. Cristiano's fingers tighten on the thighs wrapped around his waist, clearly eager to get back to what he was doing, but other than that he looks entirely at ease with his nudity and the situation. His chest is heaving as he blinks in the direction of the light and squints. "Is that--Neymar?"

    Neymar can't see who is with him.

     

    A Polish translation is in progress and can be found here

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    Short stories taking place in my threesome verse. Should read Five Times Neymar Walked in on Them & One Time He Finally Joined In before this.

    First up, 'Time Does Not Heal All Wounds.'

    New tears are appearing as fast as Cristiano wipes the old ones away, while Leo grits his teeth and shakes. "I'm not, Cris," Leo says, "I'm not okay." His hands fist into Cristiano's shirt, while he turns his face into Cristiano's neck. "I don't understand," he says wetly, voice muffled. "Why, why, why?"

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