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    Being a vampire, Cougar has had a great deal of experience with humans fearing him. But even as he continues to follow his best friend Jake on his one-night stands, the blond has always seemed happy to have the company rather than afraid of his stalking.

    Being a succubus, Jake should have delighted in the pleasures of a thousand different partners. But all he wants is to curl up in Cougar’s loving embrace. If only there was a way he could be with the human sniper without accidentally killing him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    352
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    The guy turned toward David, asking, “Was that—are you sassing me?”

    Before he said anything else he could get beaten up for, David swallowed the last of his drink, shaking his head. “Mm-mm. Wouldn’t dream of it.” His biceps were bigger than David’s head.

    Language:
    English
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    4,138
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    315
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    Jake Jensen of the Losers squad runs into an old flame. For a year, no one had believed Black Betty was even real, but now they believe him and know exactly how dangerous this woman is.

    Language:
    English
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    6,779
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    81
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    The battle with Thanos is approaching, and Hannah is gathering as many allies as she can before they fight an evil that Hannah might not be prepared for.

    Series
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    English
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    9,312
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    391
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    Wherein a simple mission goes south and Jensen gets caught in the crossfire.

    Series
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    English
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    2,150
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    358
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    Jensen’s not so sure about the team’s new sniper. After all, who would volunteer for a team called The Losers?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    275
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    A collection of imagines starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan's characters from my Tumblr blog @imaginejdmcharacters. Imagines are listed in the order they were posted on Tumblr.

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    English
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    45,993
    Chapters:
    122/?
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    4384
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    Cougar is good at hiding his feelings for Jensen until the hacker decides to take up yoga.

    Language:
    English
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    2,355
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    353
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    Fortalvarez Tequila is a family business that's been in operation for a hundred and fifty years. Currently, under the management of the family matriarch Constanza, the business will soon be passed to her beloved grandson Carlos. The problem is, Constanza does not care for modern technology or the fact that all of her grandbabies (but especially her favorite) are single. Her solution is a single advertisement for a new Social Media Expert, which is about to be answered by the very handsome (and rather impulsive) Jake Jensen.

    From the Prompt: "Cougar's family runs a tequila distillery in Mexico. A luxury one. But his abuelita is getting too old to run the place with the firm hand that's required and someone has to take over.
    Jensen? Jensen is GREAT at social media management. SOMEONE WRITE IT SO I DON'T HAVE TO."

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    English
    Words:
    3,644
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    323
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    Jensen tries to swallow, but his mouth’s gone dry as brittle old bones. Should he make contact? Would Cougar even recognize him, nine years older, with the full beard he’s grown on his trip and tired eyes?

    In the end, Cougar answers the question for him. Jake watches, transfixed, as he takes a long sip of his beer and swallows, adam’s apple bobbing in some inexplicably pornographic way. He spends a moment staring contemplatively at the table before appearing to reach a decision.

    And he gets up, looks straight at Jake, and walks toward him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,860
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    small drabbles & snippets from the Routine timeline

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,269
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    572
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    "I'm still half convinced that the "cats, not to be trusted" scene is because Cougar hustled Jensen at minigolf or something and Jensen's still salty about it because you're not supposed to be able to hustle your teammates at minigolf of all things."

    And so a dumb crackfic was born. Enjoy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,586
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    278
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    Jake hacks a new system for the express purpose of getting the Losers prank dog tags printed and delivered. Mostly because his Unit is full of people that make bad decisions, himself included. And also? To flirt with Cougar.
    Jake is willing to do stupid, stupid things in order to flirt with Cougar.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,906
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    624
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    Jake Jensen always loved space and adventures, and he always will be a fan, even if the adventures involve him and his friends chasing an asshole who framed them for stealing weapons, and possibly wanted them dead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,340
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    213
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    Jolene remembers, remembers it all and is determined to keep her family safe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,025
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    202
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    A pair of soldiers, intended to die while on a side mission; an assassin who renegaded on a contract; a student of magic who was supposed to just be dealing with an archaeological expedition, and the guy who piloted the airship for that expedition.
    All funded by some strange person over a pair of sending stones.
    What could possibly go wrong?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,622
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    192
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    Jensen helped plan this mission and he's proud of himself for it. It's going great, they're on their way to a smooth finish and a quick evac - until he gets shot in the chest. Cougar blames himself, but worst of all, he never told Jensen that he loved him. Even when he has the chance, he can't make himself say it. So maybe it's better if he just avoids Jensen, figures out how to live without what he really wants, and hopes his team doesn't get involved. Who is he kidding?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,906
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    691
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    Jigsaw
    /ˈdʒɪɡsɔː/
    noun

    1. a puzzle consisting of a picture printed on cardboard or wood and cut into various pieces of different shapes that have to be fitted together.

    2. a complicated problem that can only be resolved by assembling various pieces of information.

    3. to arrange or place in an intricate or interlocking way.

    OR

    How, one piece at a time, Cougar and Jensen find their happy ending.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,607
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1080
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    When Jake Jensen started hacking targets for the Green Arrow he never expected to end up with Carlos Queen standing in his office doorway with a bullet riddled laptop and an offer for a dinner date.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,473
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    495
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    Melody Lancaster was only supposed to be doing a favor for her eccentric grandfather. She didn't sign up to find her Soulmate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,702
    Chapters:
    4/10
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    277

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