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Klaus Hargreeves had no idea who the hell the 'Umbrella Academy' was or why they'd wandered into his house, but he figured that some social enrichment with like-abilitied people could only be good for the Sparrows he'd grown up with. Strong-arming them to bond with their alternate-universe-siblings would be for the best. Right? Right.
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Where and when the fuck are we now?” Klaus exited the elevator first grabbing his head, He looked around his surroundings, a medium sized neatly decorated room, as well as his other siblings.. and The Sparrows.
There were snacks, blankets, pillows, and a huge T.V, oddly representing almost everything you’ll need for a family movie night.
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Upon opening the elevator, The Umbrellas and The Sparrows enter a room with all sorts of things as if watching a movie with an entire family. Little do they know, in order to get out of the room they’d have to watch the show.. about them! -
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“You don’t get it. How does no one else get it?” Klaus said as he made his way further into the store. “Mark my words, brother dear. This is going to be one of those times where it turns out I have some super secret insight and all of you are going to regret not listening to me.” He thought for a moment, “Well, regret is a strong word, but it will be incredibly inconvenient.”
Diego stared at his retreating form, exasperated, “That’s just not even a thing.”
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There is a cafeteria that Five loves to visit.
The coffee is great.
And the company might be better.•°•°•°•°•°•°•
Bad summary, this is klive, read if you want
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"O I have suffered with those that I have seen suffer." --William Shakespeare, The Tempest.
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"There is prodigious strength in sorrow and despair." -- Charles Dickens, Oliver Twist.
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On the twelfth hour of the first day of October, 1989, 43 children were born. This, of course, would have been perfectly ordinary, had the women who had borne these children been previously pregnant.
One man, Sir Reginald Hargreaves, had made it his business to track down, adopt and buy as many of these children as possible. He managed to get his hands on seven of them.
Oakley Ulrich, however, was not one of them.
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In which Oakley Ulrich finally responds to a mysterious letter after a lifetime of questions, and is dragged into extraordinary circumstances that they could have never imagined. -
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The introspection of Diego Hargreaves and Lila Pitts.
Or, the missing pieces and reasons and everything in between.
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everyone knows the story of five hargreeves. he's the best thing the commission's ever turned out. so when harper gibson is given the assignment to terminate him, she knows it won't be happening.
she's the worst thing the commission's ever turned out. but five hargreeves took something from her years ago, and this will be her chance at vengeance.
the only way to get close enough to five to kill him, though, is to gain his trust.
harper wasn't expecting to fall for him in the process.
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- 878
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What's Left of Us by Lovely_Number_7
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (Comics), The Umbrella Academy (TV)
16 Aug 2022
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Three months. Three months pregnant is what the doctor told her. She didn't want to believe it. I mean come on shy, quiet, useless Vanya a mother? But here she was freshly 18 and pregnant.
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Viktor Gets Therapy From a Crazy Person by GiveYouAngst
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
15 Aug 2022
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The first chapter, Lila has plenty of her own demons, she knows what they can do to a person, and she knows how to fight them. more chapters to come. Please comment if you enjoy, it really makes me happy!
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Dealing with both physical and mental aches, Dave makes the decision to book himself a massage. It’s a far more life-changing decision than he could ever have expected, all thanks to one very hot massage therapist.
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In the months post-season 3, the Hargreeves siblings are trying to adjust to this new world. They get jobs, and move in together, and start learning to live without their powers.
And Five has to go to high school.
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The Girl With the Bike had a soft spot for babies and innocents in general. Every rule has an exception.
The first time Klaus dies, he makes quite the first impression on The Girl with the Bike, and she never forgets, no matter how many times the world ends or the universe is reset.
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Portal to Home by Lovely_Number_7
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
15 Aug 2022
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Viktor had just wanted a midnight snack. That's all he went into the kitchen for but now he was staring at a portal opening up on their ceiling. He knew it wasn't Quentin's doing as he was asleep back in their room. Suddenly a little him fell threw and landed on the ground with a harsh thump. The portal closed and left both of them in shock.
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The members of the Umbrella Academy all eventually walk out of its doors and never return. In doing so, they knowingly save themselves, and unknowingly save the world.
Now featuring Ben's grandma- because she is awesome.
AU where all the siblings (and Grace) leave the Umbrella Academy one by one, but do different things with their lives than they did in the original timeline. And because of that, the Apocalypse never comes to pass, and everyone lives a (more or less) happy life.
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– Почему все, кто мне нравится, обязательно должны быть мировыми злодеями, желающими устроить апокалипсис?
– Мы не говорим, что она злодейка, – раздраженно заявляет Пятый. – Ты сама разве не находишь странным, что Диего не нашел ничего про нее в полицейский базе, Эллисон ничего не нашла про нее в библиотеке. Она просто появилась из ниоткуда, и ты уже зовешь ее к себе в дом.
– Все люди появляются так в нашей жизни. По-твоему, при знакомстве надо требовать у человека паспорт и номер страховки?
– И желательно краткую биографию с проверяемыми фактами. И справку о несудимости.
– И я бы добавила историю болезни, ну так, на всякий случай.
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Frustrated by her mundane and thankless job as a lab technician, by night, Lila lets out her feelings as a drummer in a death metal band. Here she meets the habitually - shirtless artist Diego - but little does she know that he’s the same person as the total bastard with whom she’s been exchanging daily angry emails about delayed deliveries of lab equipment.
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The Best of the Best. Well, Except for Us. by Stephsageek
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
15 Aug 2022
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“Commission protocol states that all temporal assassins must be assigned a partner for no less than one year as part of a standard five-year contract. Now, I understand that Number Five is something of a pet project for you, but that does not excuse him from proper procedure.”
“A.J., you know me! I completely agree with company policy. But A.J., pairing Five with Lila of all people will be an unmitigated disaster!”
Straight out of basic training, and an apocalypse, Number Five Hargreeves has joined the Commission. He and the Handler agree that he would be most effective as a solo agent as he is still suffering from a number of apocalypse related issues including an aversion to socialization and a healthy dose of PTSD. A.J. Carmichael however disagrees. Thus, Five must contend with his new partner: rookie assassin Lila Pitts.
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- Part 1 of Partners in Time
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She closes the files and puts them back carefully. She’s about to shut the drawer and move on when another file catches her eye. It’s sticking up a bit, like someone recently filed it, so she’s able to just see the word “experiment” on the edge of the file.
Lila frowns again, looking around to make sure that she can’t see Five. She isn’t sure if she wants to look at the file, but her morbid curiosity wins out over her manners in the end. She pulls the file out and flips it open. It takes her a second to comprehend what she’s seeing and she has to read the file three times before it finally sinks in.
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Another universe by Lovely_Number_7
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), The Umbrella Academy (Comics)
14 Aug 2022
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With a bright flash of blue the Umbrella Academy, Ben, Sloane, and Lila tumbled to the floor. They got their powers back and were determined to get back to their time, but it looks like they over shot again. They stared up at the family picture above the fireplace. It held all of the Umbrella Academy and Grace. They were all smiling.
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on me knees and out of luck (i look up) by Eternal_Peace_is_Overrated
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
14 Aug 2022
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Allison decides she isn’t the only one who deserves a happy ending.
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Klaus tears down the hallway, past the bedroom, to the single door at the end and pushes it open slowly, cautiously, squinting past the orange and pink rays spilling through the open window and illuminating the bed in soft golden light until-
There.
Dave.