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    Dirk and his college roommate have always had a tenuous relationship, even before he learned that they were roughly two hundred years old and had a taste for the lifeblood of mankind. He doesn't mind too much, so long as they keep to their side of the apartment and don't hog the shower. One day though, Eridan asks to cash in an urgent favor, then another. Before long, they actually come to begrudgingly accept the other exists, and even start *speaking* to each other.

    What follows is a whirlwind of unexpected friendship involving late-night strolls, robots, a guy who never learned how to stop wearing Victorian fashion, vampiric family issues, duels on the beach, duels on the ROOF, tunnel kelpies, chemistry classes, Dirk's unhealthy Everything habits, and much, much more.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    448,549
    Chapters:
    74/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
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    Inspired by medievalstuck by my friend the frog and fantasystuck by egosweetheart. :3

    The war between Prospit and Derse had ended and a treaty signed to prevent further destruction of the two kingdoms.
    The ruling royals of Derse have been dethroned and Amporas have taken over.
    Your name is Dirk Eloise Strider and you've just witnessed a coup from the Amporas and have been forced to flee.
    Your name is Karkat Sanguinex Vantas and you have been sent to scout out Derse.
    Your name is Rosette Thea Lalonde and you just gotten news of the coup in your home kingdom.
    Your name is Cronus Dillon Ampora and you're escorting a mysterious seer/representative of Prospit to Derse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,463
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    180
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    It turns out that Jane's 15th Birthday Present is quite the handful. Is he a Guardian, as her friend intended, or merely the most rascally of robotic rabbits?

    Written for the 'Robots of Homestuck' Zine.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,701
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    74
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    USER REQUEST: CAN seb fuck

    Series
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    English
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    232
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    315
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    Humans don't do a lot of business with Alternians; it's only recently that trolls stopped shooting down Terran ships on sight. But Dirk Strider is an entrepreneur with adaptive AI and kickass robots burning a hole in his inventory, and he won't let a silly thing like the lack of proper translation software stop him. It's an alien civilization with a complex hierarchy and a billion-year history; how hard could their language possibly be?

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    English
    Words:
    16,670
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1172
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    Seb needs help from his big Bro to get through the morning.

    Language:
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    Words:
    1,547
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    489
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    Lil sebastion, instead of being a robot, is jane crocker's son in highschool. the timeline and family trees are my playthings, this follows no au but my own. thanks.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,155
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    126
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    Their players won the game. Or at least, they thought they did, and they thought that meant they could go free. Despite being cast across the universe itself as sprites, ghosts, and everything in between, they were happy with the reward the others earned. Now they're somewhere else entirely. Where are they? How do they leave? What are they meant to do? Only time will answer their questions, no matter how much they may hate its confines.

    Meantime is a companion work to The Alternate Game and is meant to be read at the same time. It's a separate work now due to just how many plans I have for it, just like Meanwhile.

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    English
    Words:
    1,135
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    162
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    A collection of one-shots and filled prompt requests for the fic "We Were Made for Another World".

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,644
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    132
    Kudos:
    423
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    3482
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    Your name is Dirk Lalonde, you are the head robotics engineer of Crocker Laboratories of the mighty Crocker Corporation. You are friends with it's heiress and a loving, respected big brother to three other siblings. You have just met the most infuriating man you have ever known, he looks almost just like you.

    You decided you want him.


    Your name is Hal Strider, you used to be shades but now you are half-organic and in a new world with your new 'brothers' who are in the same situation as you. Striders do not exist in this world, this changes with you and your brothers. You have just met the Dirk of this world, he looks the same but he's entirely different.

    You decided you hate him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,154
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2020
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    Survival in the slums that shadow the city is hard enough as it is. Dirk has to balance that with raising a kid brother, all while not getting noticed; no small feat when your main source of income pits you against the Megacorps that run everything. But no one can run from their past forever.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,307
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1231
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    you cannot light the fire from inside the house; unless you desire to be in flames.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,091
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    200
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    Jasper Nevada was a small town that only had two highschools in it, Franklin and Memorial High. Course, Franklin didn't really matter since the focus here was in Memorial High where Raf, Miko and Jack studied and attended.

    Raf was a smart child, not many children skipped two grades after all. He was in the same grade year as Miko. He was the only twelve year old in the class.

    Until he's not.

    Enter Sebastian S. Egbert, a mysterious twelve year old who skipped grades and was the newest person in school and in town. He's very smart, too smart, and seems to be hiding something just as Raf, Miko and Jack were.


    John honestly has no idea how the hell things came to this, him stuck on the ground and in one place as a giant transforming plane and Sebastian as a semi-human robot barely the size of John's metal pinky. They were both adjusting quite well and were now living in a new world with only each other to rely on.

    Then Seb just had to be a little shit and bring about other transforming robots and humans into their lives. Things get weirder, even for them.

    Let it be said, John never asked for this.

    Actually, he should get used to his new name, Clearskies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,220
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1128
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    The younger set of Striders notice a creep paying them a little too much attention at the mall. Now, technically they should probably inform an adult, but really--could an adult handle it this efficiently?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,964
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1132
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    D beats a certain Life witch a few too many times in online Mariokart. Unprompted magical shenanigans ensue.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,744
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    784
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    Davepeta pays Hal a nighttime visit with an announcement and a request. Hal is less than thrilled about both.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,494
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    838
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    Davepeta is having some issues.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,609
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    988
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    The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things
    (THIS SERIES IS BEING EDITED AND UPDATED. I HAVE NOT ABANDONED IT.)
    (Being updated as of July 2020.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,218
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    133
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1910
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    John Egbert is Crosswind, defender of Seattle.
    Dave Strider is Flashstep, defender of Houston.
    Rose Lalonde is The Sorceress, defender of New York.
    Jade Harley is a girl living alone on an island in the middle of the ocean.

    When the sinister criminals known as the Midnight Crew arrive in Seattle, John has to figure out what they're doing there before their turf war with a rival gang destroys his city. Meanwhile, Dave battles depression as his life gets turned upside down in some of the worst - and best - ways possible. Rose and Jade seem stable, but will that last? And who are the people who seem to be following the kids around? What's their deal? And just who the hell is the Jack of Hearts?

    The winds of change are blowing. Something is going on, and no one really knows what's going to happen; they just hope they'll live long enough to find out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,692
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2032
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    The city Dave Strider lived in was full of crime, and the only way he had stayed safe was staying in his own lane and keeping his head down.

    Oh, and the fact that he could communicate with crows.

    But after a superhero named The Tornado shows up in town, Dave realizes he can do so much more than mind his own business.

    ...Also, The Tornado is super attractive, so there's that, too.

    (Day 2 of johndaveweek 2018, superhero)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,624
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    629

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