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    Hal finds himself stranded aboard a certain meteor, impact-bound for Houston, Texas circa 1995. And everything spirals out from there.

    Because sometimes, when a system seems to be just short of defunct, all that is required is to take a step back and reevaluate the materials at hand and redistribute your available resources.

    And so, with birth comes a countdown on a cycle that begins as it ends: In the red.

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    8/?
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    10
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    After the Scratch Sburb was forceful reset causing it delete Millions of different sessions of it's self which caused the game to going into damage control to save as many different players as it could. This caused Sburb to make a micro Universe outside of the new one being made and dumping Millions of humans, trolls and Carapacians on a newly made world to fend for themselves until the game was truly beaten. But three years in the game was three hundred years in the micro universe. So when it tried to pull recollect all the player none of the original players were alive to reclaim .But luckily there was a build in failsafe. A new game that need to be played and new hero's need to step up. But are they ready for the trails ahead of them and are they ready to face a foe who was once thought defeated

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    Prompt:

    "HOW THE HELL DID DIRK LIVE PASS THE AGE OF TWO??? WAS HE RAISED BY SEAGULLS OR SOME SHIT?"

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    She lost her egg, a rival pushed it off the side of the apartment and into the sea... She was devastated, her mate abandoned her to fend with the lost. Until a shooting star came by, and with a wish to gain back the child she lost, she was granted it in an interesting way.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    9
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    Where I will post snippets of self-inserts that are just plot bunnies I can't shake or entertaining enough that they have been officially cleared to leave the deep, dark recesses of what most people will call a 'Google Docs'. This depends entirely on my mood and current fandom of obsession, so some may be single-scene one-shots while others might be vaguely continuous.

     

    The Latest Shitpost:

    (Minecraft / Dream SMP)

    Entry 4:

    I woke up standing today. This is not reassuring.

    (They do not have a history of sleepwalking. As far as they know, neither does Dream. But they have woken up on their feet, standing in front of the lava wall, and something is wrong, they know it.)

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    78
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    183
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
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    The World was born with perfection, but with perfection comes dangerous side-effects. Humans get curious. With Curiosity comes Danger, and with Danger, grows into Malice. It will take a million and one tries to turn this World back into what it was in the beginning. Dirk was willing to do just as much.

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    5,174
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    5
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    Elementary school can be one hell of a trip. Especially if your name's Dave Strider, and you don't exactly have what one would call a normal family. Between government conspiracy, paranoia, and a best friend who's obsessed with ghost stories, Dave's got one hell of a fifth grade year ahead of him.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    11
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    401
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    dave strider wus a loner single anime kid........... until karate vantass (the jock) gave him daily beatins

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    25
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    29
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    2
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    “Seriously, he freaks me the fuck out. You know that.”

    “C’mon, kiddo,” Bro slurs, propping Cal up on his lap like a ventriloquist dummy. Which he's not. You’ve checked. “He missed ya.”

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    2,801
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    656
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    Клип на песню "В руках великана" группы "Пикник".
    Видеоряд взят из вебкомикса "Homestuck" Эндрю Хасси.
    Материальной выгоды не извлекаю.

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    Dirk Strider doesn't want to do this anymore, but he can't go without saying goodbye.

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    3/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    264
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    Equius is sent to the Furthest Ring and stripped of everything that made him who he was. As he struggles to let go of his old values and past mistakes, he must learn to embrace his aspect and avoid becoming one with the villain his sacrifice was supposed to prevent.

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    5,841
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    253
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    Vriskas a fairy, Daves a knight and Johns an heir in trouble.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    Dave awakes from a dream.

    Bro's gone missing and he's mourning friends who don't exist. Lil Cals just as shitty as always but he's started helping him for some reason? And he might have given Dave magic??

    Wait, what the hell is a Wonder Egg?

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    1,223
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    two stand alone dirk character studies. he must get really, really lonely.
    (music attached to read along to!)

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    2,286
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    185
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    dave gets abused and then karkat calls an ambulance and then fluff

    sorry if they're ooc!

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    551
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    A young man stands on the edge between dreams and void. It just so happens that today, the thirteenth of April, 20xx, is this young man's twenty third birthday. Though it was ten years ago that he started his adventure with his friends, it is only today that he will finish it.

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    A young man is sleeping in his apartment. It just so happens that today, the thirteenth of April, 20xx, was this young man's twenty third birthday. Though it was five hours ago he celebrated his birthday, it is only now that he will get a surprise planned for him for the last ten years.

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    Chapters:
    2/10
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    201
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    In Ambrose's hands, the puppet shifts. Just slightly, yeah, but it's. It's movement he's not directing, movement that serves to turn the thing's head towards you so you can be fully regarded by those glassy blue eyes. Shit. You didn't think you were afraid of puppets before this, but you might need to reconsider that.

    D and Reaux do something helpful for their best friend.

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    2,759
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    220
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    Equius embarks on a very important Christmas QUEST through the Dream Bubbles.

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    2,761
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    81
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    They fuck you up, your mom and dad.

    Language:
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    710
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    100
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    Dave finds out he's a vampire and has to figure out how to handle it. This is made more difficult by the fact that the guy who raised him would definitely be a hunter if he could figure out how to get around the illegality of murder.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,843
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    299
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    1933

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