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    +One time they kill for him

     

    I'VE WANTED TO DO ONE OF THESE FOREVER SKSK

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    Lead by Stan and Kenny, the boys formed their own "gang" as they began high school. In the now roughed up city of South Park, the group makes dangerous decisions, and commit crimes, just to survive.

    After Butters joins the “gang”, Kenny can't help but to get distracted by his timid, yet rebellious behavior. Doing everything he can to get Butters' attention, Kenny ends up splitting the group down the middle, jeopardizing lives and destroying friendships.

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    5/?
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    Eric Cartman has never been good at math, but he HAS figured out the answer to one of his life's equations. Butters Stotch + Embarrassing Video = Existential Crisis.

    Now, there's another equation to solve the Existential Crisis, but this time, algebra isn't going to help.

    Kyle and Stan are disgusted and horrified. It's up to Butters to tutor Cartman's stupid ass out of this particularly...sticky situation.

    And Kenny is the only one unfazed. Watching his stupid friends run stupid circles around their inevitable humanity is the story of his fucking life. Might as well sit back and enjoy the show...and if he gets to jerk off a couple of times along the way, he ain't gonna complain.

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    4/8
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    3
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    The New Kid is going on another adventure, but this time the stakes are are raised, but not without some insane shenanigans along the way.

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    2/?
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    Super Craig has finally met his weakness.

    When Freedom Pals introduce a new twitchy blonde to their team, it will take all of Craig's 'not giving a fuck' to overcome these growing feelings.

    First story and I just wanted to have some fun with it.

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    24/?
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    When Stan and Kyle start dating, Eric gets a bit possessive.

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    Eric is an international conman, in love with the thrill of his job. Kyle is a hacker, conflicted with his actions and desperate to get out of the business all together. They thought they had left their old lives behind them, until their paths cross on a job. It's not long before they realise they need each other more than ever. A 'reboot' of my old fic 'Worth the Risk.'

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    4/?
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    29
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    3
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    Years of yelling, screaming, and fighting can bring unwanted emotions to a friendship--well, friendship isn't the right word-- and mix up feeling of anger and lust for one another. Chaos could strike the universe once someone realizes they have fallen for their enemy, and Eric Cartman wasn't any different. The boy he loved was stubborn, and not willing to get into a relationship which of whom he hated. And after Cartman's couple of years of sorrow and misery--mostly caused by the haunting fear of being rejected--he felt that only his love can bring him happiness once more. Even if bloodshed has to get involved.

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    6/?
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    14
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    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    583
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    Kyle, now 17 and preparing to be a responsible adult, is drowning in the stress of his mundane life. Until Cartman gets an idea. Kyle POV. Smut, Graphic Depictions of Violence and dark themes.

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    22/?
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    14798
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    It's all he's good at besides getting stuff stuck up his ass.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    1
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    40
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    When Eric's mom gets back together with an old ex-boyfriend from her younger days, she has no idea the effect it will have on her and her son. Eric is thrust into a nightmare world, filled with abuse and pain. Will Kyle, his rival, save him? Or will he just make things worse?

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    7/?
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    36
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    129
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    17
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    When everyone in Stardew Valley is kicked out of their homes by the Joja Corporation, they find themselves all moving to South Park. While most people in South Park welcome them with open arms, soon rivalries are formed and romances begin to blossom. And someone has followed the good people to South Park. Someone who wants to make life very difficult for everyone.

    A huge project in the making, everyone is in it for the long haul. Will the people of Stardew Valley manage to fit in with their new neighbors? Or will an outsider come in to destroy South Park as well?

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    1/?
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    6
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    2
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    It's been two years since Stan and Kyle stopped being friends. Stan turned to alcohol to numb himself, while Kyle buried himself in school. They both convinced themselves they didn't need each other, but Stan can't ignore Kyle anymore when he realizes he has feelings for him

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    Chapters:
    30/30
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    158
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    189
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    14
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    Packing up and moving town is always hard, but there are some things that can make it easier, like good family, friends, neighbours and cute guys too. Maybe this won't be too bad?

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    19/?
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    187
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    As the kids in the South Park Elementary grow up, pass Middle School and start High School, Eric finds feelings start to show for a certain person of the Jewish Faith. He must never let the jewboy find out.

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    5/?
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    4
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    24
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    2
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    756
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    Eric Cartman is only one obstacle away from leading a perfectly content life.
    It's always been there.
    That obstacle's name is Kyle Broflovski.

    Naturally, Cartman does everything in his power to prevent the inevitable.

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    23/?
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    188
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    194
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    13
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    ~~~He cocked his head curiously. "Are you seriously telling me I'm too evil for Hell?"~~~

    Cartman dies and Satan tasks him with performing good deeds on Earth until he can get into Hell. Unfortunately it comes at a few prices, such as only being able to communicate with his best frenemy and having a pair of annoying wings in the way constantly.

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    53,673
    Chapters:
    31/?
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    133
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    518
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    56
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    8326
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    Eric Cartman never seemed like he could be satisfied. Sure, he had lost weight, grown into a handsome looking young man, but, still, he would never have everything Kyle had. He would never have the love, the respect, the perfect life Kyle enjoyed. That sickened him and he would do anything to ruin it, no matter the cost.

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    3,009
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    9
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    14
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    2
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    Cartman likes Butters.
    Butters likes Kenny.
    Kenny likes Kyle.
    Kyle likes Stan.
    Stan likes Wendy.
    Wendy likes Bebe.
    Bebe likes Nicole.
    Nicole likes Token.
    Token likes Clyde.
    Clyde likes Craig.
    Craig likes Tweek.
    Tweek likes Craig.
    None of this is working out.
    (An au where I put the South Park characters in my own original word, Mira.)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    465
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    When everything Kyle knows in life comes crashing down around him, where is he supposed to turn? Who can he confide in? And how will he come to terms with feelings he’s been trying to avoid his entire life?

    And to think, it all started because of that damn party.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,410
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    464

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