11 Works in Lester Corncrake

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    Summary

    I was re-reading "The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4" by Sue Townsend, when it occurred to me that it could easily be the diary of a young Howard Moon. Move the action to Leeds, throw in some jazz and stationery, change a few characters around, and you've written Howard Moon's teenage diary. Updated monthly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,164
    Chapters:
    10/12
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    491
  2. Tags
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    Lord Moon is something of a lone wolf, content to shun society for the comfort of his own estate in Yorkshire. However, his godmother insists that he come up to London in search of a suitable wife. Here he meets the fascinating and mysterious Baron Noir of Camden, around whom swirls a constant stream of innuendo and gossip. Is Lord Noir a rake, a rogue, or a rascal, and can Lord Moon ever trust his heart to the "Wicked Baron"?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,958
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    603
  3. Tags
    Summary

    An adventure is had, strange things start happening about the flat, and Howard is sick. Guess it's up to Vince to save the day. Should be easy right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,283
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    199
  4. Tags
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    Vince Noir has recently inherited the title of Marquis from his departed guardian, and is going to London for the first time to honor his benefactor's last request. He stays with an old family friend, the mysterious Naboo of Xooberon, and while there, makes the acquaintance of one Lord Howard Moon, Duke of Leeds. Vince must learn how to run his estate, navigate the twists of high society, uncover the secrets of his own history, and make a suitable match before adversaries from his past ruin his future.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,763
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    359
  5. Tags
    Summary

    The Gremlins/Mighty Boosh crossover fic that no one asked for but I wrote anyway!

    Basically, Howard and Vince dealing with emotions, plus slash, plus Gremlins, plus a lil' bit of Christmas magic, and a crappy pun for a title.

    I haven't got an excuse.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    94,759
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    630
  6. Tags
    Summary

    In "Party", Howard said he was ten years older than Vince. The simple premise to this story: what if they really did have a ten year age gap? And then, just to make the thought experiment a little more interesting: what if it was ordained that at least one of them had to be at school when they met?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    151,978
    Chapters:
    33/33
    Comments:
    186
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2756
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    Summary

    Howard goes to visit his friend in his new flat and ends up at the wrong house. But, is it really the wrong house?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,996
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    232
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Howard pushes himself too hard and suffers the consequences. Vince does what he's good at.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    562
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Howard is reflective.
    This is a direct sequel to Pictures do really say a thousand words.; which is published under this name as well.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    481
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    147
  10. Tags
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    Beautiful, innocent, and talented, Vince Noir is set on finally becoming a serious artist - the type to stay up late and fall in love without provocation. The exact type of artist Howard Moon has been for years, as long as his muse is nearby. But Naboo insists on splitting them up and keeping Vince safe, all to himself.
    The story of a portrait, a magic box, an anonymous musician, and the creamy novel which weaves them all together.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,280
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    687
  11. Tags
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    Vince Noir is living life as large as a second wardrobe assistant in the Piccalilli Palace theatre can allow. When he finds a red door leading to the colourful world of Shamans, Jumpsuits and Chips with Gravy he's ready to leave the grey skies of Victorian London behind.

    Apart from the small matter of Howard Moon, orchestra nobody major source of confusion in his life, who is revered in the future for being the greatest Cream Poet of the age.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,491
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    146

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